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DynamicFigure said:
What is the purpose of this thread? Is there a FAQ? Ha ha ha
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page 1 does have a FAQ actually
and this thread has no "purpose". I started here toward the end of last year and posted in the various thong thursday, titty tuesday areas, was told to start my own thread for one reason or another...and my first thread was 600 pages before it got locked and I started this one to continue it. People enjoy the banter of all topics, and yes, theres pics or videos usually posted around 5x a week or so...of me in various states of undress or random silly selfies or whatever.
But yes, we talk about sex, music, tv, books, jobs, technology, whatever.

Side note: saw some of your previous posts. There is sometimes political chit-chat in here and I lean the opposite way of you. So you may be...unhappy...with some things posted in here from time to time. I do know that some of my friends/followers on here dont agree with me in that regard, and thats fine. But I am very adamantly against Trump and the current regime, protested on No Kings day last weekend, and am outspoken and not shy about it. So fair warning.
 
NoObjection said:
I just recorded the movie LaLa Land
Should I rush to watch it or save it for a night with no Kit?
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Id say watch the first 15 min and if you dont like it, you wont need to watch the rest. The opening is pretty amazing to me, but if yer on the fence, youll know right away. It may help if you have any familiarity with the city of Los Angeles though.
 
LilKitKat said:
Thanks for this and all the previous comments you posted @Papi34. I super appreciate what you said and try to make my thread fun, sexy, silly, interesting, thought-provoking and just...honest.
Glad to have you here, glad you enjoy your time here!

Much love! 🥰😘
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We all appreciate the different aspects you bring to this thread, but you don't have to try, it's just you naturally. Much love to you as well Kit and thank you 🥰😘
 
LilKitKat said:
how was it?
I admittedly do NOT love musicals...and seemingly most men dont either...but theres always a few plays or films that are good that work so so well.

Loved: La La Land, Chicago, Hamilton, The Producers, Once, Sing Street, Les Miserables, Blinded By the Light, Blues Brothers (not really a musical but...)
Hated: American Idiot, Rent, Phantom of the Opera
Just ok: Lion King, Wonka, Rocky Horror
Didnt see: Wicked, In the Heights, West Side Story,

There may be others Ive seen, thats all I can recall at the moment
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Considering going in, I knew very little about it. It was quite enjoyable. I would definitely say Hamilton was better, but this was definitely something I was unsure of and yet enjoyed.
 
Shyguy1369 said:
Considering going in, I knew very little about it. It was quite enjoyable. I would definitely say Hamilton was better, but this was definitely something I was unsure of and yet enjoyed.
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Nice, glad you enjoyed and thanks for sharing your views, much appreciated!
 
Post a joke. Make me laugh. It can be sexy, it can be a "dad" joke, it can be not pc, IDGAF, but make it decent.

Here is my favorite (maybe) Italian joke.

An Italian workman wants a job on a construction site, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.
"Here's your first question,"' the foreman says. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Withouta numbers?" the Italian says, "Datsa easy." and he proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?' the boss asks.
"Ave you gotta no brain? Tree and tree and tree makes a nine," says the Italian workman.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99!"
The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree..."Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Eacha of da trees is a dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Datsa a 99." says the workman.
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian guy, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. '"You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little doga come along and shita by eacha tree. So now you gotta dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, whenna I start?!"
 
A man and a woman are in a car driving along and they're fighting because the husband cheated on her. And the wife gets all mad and in a fit of rage takes out a knife and cuts off her husbands' penis. She throws it out the window, the penis flys back and splats on the windshield of the car behind it and then rolls off. The people in the car, there's a little girl with her Dad and she goes: 'Daddy, what was that?' The Dad knowing what it was tries to cover and goes: 'Oh honey it was just a bug.' And the girl goes: 'Wow, that bug had a huge penis.'
 
@LilKitKat

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
 
LilKitKat said:
Post a joke. Make me laugh. It can be sexy, it can be a "dad" joke, it can be not pc, IDGAF, but make it decent.

Here is my favorite (maybe) Italian joke.

An Italian workman wants a job on a construction site, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.
"Here's your first question,"' the foreman says. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"Withouta numbers?" the Italian says, "Datsa easy." and he proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?' the boss asks.
"Ave you gotta no brain? Tree and tree and tree makes a nine," says the Italian workman.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99!"
The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree..."Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Eacha of da trees is a dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Datsa a 99." says the workman.
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian guy, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. '"You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little doga come along and shita by eacha tree. So now you gotta dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, data makea one hundred. So, whenna I start?!"
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With the way you wrote that, I got half way through the joke and realized I was reading it with an accent 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
LilKitKat said:
Post a joke. Make me laugh. It can be sexy, it can be a "dad" joke, it can be not pc, IDGAF, but make it decent.


A college girl comes home from school.
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"Mama," she said. "I made $20 today."
"What did you do?" her mama asked.
"This guy said he'd give me $20 if I could climb a tree at school."
"Sweetheart," her mama said. "He just wanted to see up your skirt and look at your panties."
"Jokes on him, mama because I wasn't wearing any," the college girl said.
 
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