LilKitKat's Second Cumming Thread 💦

[LilKitKat]

This is the third or fourth occasion that I've read this or similar advice from you Kit, and I LOVE it every time.

I appreciate your body positivity,especially as it deals with the male ego. I like your ability to make the reader feel included and potentially positive about what s/he can offer, so that they can choose to move forward on their terms. I appreciate the fact that you share it with a bunch of pervs who are looking at a hot woman on a site that is MUCH broader than that.

Anyway: thanks for this!

you are welcome and its 100000% true...men worry about cock size way more than 99% of women do.
women worry about what yer gonna do with it...not oh snap, its an inch shorter than it should be...welp, I guess this funny, smart, honest, fun and good looking guy just isnt worth my time.

 

[LilKitKat]

I have used it as background laptop wallpaper whilst reading or looking at other things, some of which may or may not be related to you, lol!

Tell me more, tell me more
Was it love at first sight?

 

[OldSoldier96]

“but please call me Kit and not Kat“
Noted. I’m pretty sure my autocorrect cockblocked me but take full accountability.

 

[LilKitKat]

Brad Pitt? Now you have slightly dented my confidence in your man taste, lol!

ummm, sorry but...

YES PLEASE

 

[positiveflirt]

ummm, sorry but...

YES PLEASE

I mean, yeah absolutely

 

[Jaws82]

ummm, sorry but...

YES PLEASE

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i mean...shes not wrong

 

[OldSoldier96]

ummm, sorry but...

YES PLEASE

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Tbh Brad Pitt used my body and CGI’d his face on it. It’s well known.

 

[LilKitKat]

Tbh Brad Pitt used my body and CGI’d his face on it. It’s well known.

it is known, khaleesi

 

[LilKitKat]

Okay, may head over to the 'who is currently masturbating,' thread

then here is another hot guy for you to swoon over...Jude Law from Talented Mr. Ripley...mmmhmmm....

 

[OldSoldier96]

then here is another hot guy for you to swoon over...Jude Law from Talented Mr. Ripley...mmmhmmm....

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He was in Repo Man as well?

 

[LilKitKat]

He was in Repo Man as well?

didnt see that but it appears so. He has been in a million things though

Gattaca
Captain Marvel
Sherlock Holmes
Enemy at the Gates
Fantasic Beasts (as young Dumbledore)
Grand Budapest Hotel
The Holiday
The Young Pope

 

[OldSoldier96]

didnt see that but it appears so. He has been in a million things though

Gattaca
Captain Marvel
Sherlock Holmes
Enemy at the Gates
Fantasic Beasts (as young Dumbledore)
Grand Budapest Hotel
The Holiday
The Young Pope

I’ve watched at least 4 of those you listed. Great actor.

 

[Cybmorg]

you get a specific heart for that.
but please call me Kit and not Kat

also...women are sexualized all day. every day...and then factor in this site is probably sometihng like 100:1 if not 1000:1 ratio of men to women. So of course Ill get more likes than most guys, its an adult site populated heavily by men.../and then a younger woman comes on who shows her face, is reasonably fit, is open and honest and hopefully considered fun and such...and shows her t n a...well...its a fucking given Id get some likes unless I was a total and complete asshole beyond belief.

Despite this fact, I am still confident I can win

 

[LilKitKat]

Despite this fact, I am still confident I can win

I tihnk in the end you will because Ill prob be off lit at some point before you...hahahaha

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Despite this fact, I am still confident I can win

Confidence is key, right?!

 

[Cybmorg]

Confidence is key, right?!

To quote the late, great Ernest Hemingway “you miss 100% of the chances you don’t take fam”

 

[OldSoldier96]

I can see that. He was good in Sherlock Holmes I thought. I like my Watson's thuggish, same with my James Bond's. Speaking of which has the new Bond been announced yet?

Yup
I’m Gold……Gold Bond!!!!

 

[LilKitKat]

I can see that. He was good in Sherlock Holmes I thought. I like my Watson's thuggish, same with my James Bond's. Speaking of which has the new Bond been announced yet?

nope. I just hope its not some twink.
I know Craig is divisive. I loved Casino Royale and Skyfall.
I think Pierce Brosnan looked the part for sure, but mostly hated his films...very cheesy for the most part.
Roger Moore was fine and his movies were entertaining but not necessarily "amazing".
Connery was terrific and of course, OG
And I never truly liked Timothy Dalton

 

[LilKitKat]

To quote the late, great Ernest Hemingway “you miss 100% of the chances you don’t take fam”

did he have the "Fam" in there, or you just adding your own Top Boy to it?

 

[Cybmorg]

did he have the "Fam" in there, or you just adding your own Top Boy to it?

Man got chef’d

 

[LilKitKat]

I may come across as a 'Lil bit Freddie' but I am actually more into girls than guys, but then who is counting in a dark alley after the pub has chucked out, eh?

whats one pair of lips to another when yer eyes are closed and you are a few inches down the person's throat?

that said, pretty sure if you felt between the legs you may have a different reaction depending on who is doing the licking and sucking!

 

[OldSoldier96]

nope. I just hope its not some twink.
I know Craig is divisive. I loved Casino Royale and Skyfall.
I think Pierce Brosnan looked the part for sure, but mostly hated his films...very cheesy for the most part.
Roger Moore was fine and his movies were entertaining but not necessarily "amazing".
Connery was terrific and of course, OG
And I never truly liked Timothy Dalton.

I had to change from like to love when you said Connery is OG. Like he stated in the Rock
Losers always complain about doing their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

whats one pair of lips to another when yer eyes are closed and you are a few inches down the person's throat?

that said, pretty sure if you felt between the legs you may have a different reaction depending on who is doing the licking and sucking!

Man, I'm trying to get shit done while on here and now my mind is in the gutter

 

[LilKitKat]

Man, I'm trying to get shit done while on here and now my mind is in the gutter

awwww, you thinking about me and you a notch tipsy, stumbling down toward the dark hallway toward the bathrooms at the back of the club, me standing next to you, your hand on my ass, my hands rubbing your cock over your tight jeans, then bending down and unzipping your fly and snaking my hand inside your boxer briefs to pull you out, look up at you, take just the tip into my inviting mouth, your eyes flutter close, swirl my tongue around and then have it lick the underside of the shaft before I...

yes...yes you are now.

Good.

 

[OldSoldier96]

Heard a thump underneath my desk just now and Jean fabric straining.