chicks with dicks...I'm sure everyone wouldn't mind a second cumming especially when it coming from you. Shit if we weren't talking threads your followers would probably frenzy for a third of fourth
Ahhh the Buddy Christ image got me
Imma sucker for the Askewniverse
Imagine if the "breaking news" was the last post, they'd imagine it was so good she exploded...!
only when I have more time...evenings etc.
Do you ever think,"I could dm them and help out?"
Logarithmic scales and all....
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if someone messages me and says "wtf happened to your thread" i could point them to my new thread and my signature that has it linked
It's like you want me to bring you lasagna to work
I don’t know who all the lurkers were
Was at work all day and was wondering why I hadn't seen any posts on the previous thread. Now I know why, we'll leave that there.
Well looks like you’re here, so you found it!! Welcum, I’m sure Kit would say.
Buddy Christ!!
Yeah your eyes are up top and love seeing them. You are smoking.
I think you would look great in body paint. You really have a body for it
I was tossing between anal and the sex with an inexperienced partner!!! Dammit. I over analysed it!THAT SAID
there is now a winner to the Kit Kat Kontest...but first...and again, the answers
the final showdown came to these two questions:
1. There was a contest of sorts that I did not win. It was in my youth. How/why did I lose and why did I find it to be unfair?
2. There is a certain sexual act I have done but that sometimes makes me think...I dont know the right word, but lets say, the notion it causes doesnt turn me on, and can be I guess "unsettling" of sorts. What is the sexual act and what did I say is the reason I am "unsettled" ?
The answers:
1. I lost a spelling bee contest but theres a story to it. I was like 9 or 10, and pretty new to the USA, so my english wasnt perfect but pretty good. There were about 300 people in the costest, all like ages 8-11 or something. I made it to the final 16 or so people (?). My word was "fluorescence". I messed up because of that first C I think, if I recall. Anyway, thats fine, it is not an easy word, especially for a 3rd grader right. The kid after me? His word was "SCHOOLHOUSE". What the actual fuck?! Big difference in difficulty there. I somehow have not ever got over that.
That one was posted just two months ago or so, at the end of April.
2.Anal sex, when done "right" takes some advance prep, and thats not always ideal for many reasons. Getting ready for it also can take some sort of "spontaneity" out things, and also isnt as much of a "quickie" per se. I mean...maybe YOU would only last 10 secs but it takes more than that for me to get off haha!
So on that aspect, I prefer vaginal, oral, whatever.
Plus anal sex can make you feel like you gotta go poop...not always but it can...
That one was harder to find and yes more ambiguous, and was posted in mid December of last year
Neither finalist got the second one.
Only one person got the first one...
@standard_dad !!!!
Woohoo congratulations!
To be fair to our other finalist, @Jw75766 (who also has the distinction of being the last post on my now locked thread), he chose another contest that I failed (when I tried out for Jeopardy not long ago) and was actually mentioned in the same post as the spelling bee contest somehow! I think he was in a rush to get his answer in.
I found out about the new thread by noticing it in the AmPics trending section when I logged on.
So lovely x
As i said there... absolutely stunning
