Wit & Nipples 🍒

Heyyy and good evening 🌶️

I hope you all had an amazing Father’s Day weekend, however you chose to spend it!
I spent most of mine out on the kayak, then came home to dive into a plate of pesto pasta (with homemade pesto, naturally). In between paddling and pasta, I ended up sorting through some old makeup in my vanity and stumbled across a red lipstick I haven’t worn in ages. I tried it on just for fun… and well, one thing led to another.

I…. Well, I figured I’d snap a little something for my friends here, sooo enjoy the red lippy and a touch of leather lingerie. 🖤🦇

🌶️ 💄🥀 🎱
You look devine
 
Heyyy and good evening 🌶️

I hope you all had an amazing Father’s Day weekend, however you chose to spend it!
I spent most of mine out on the kayak, then came home to dive into a plate of pesto pasta (with homemade pesto, naturally). In between paddling and pasta, I ended up sorting through some old makeup in my vanity and stumbled across a red lipstick I haven’t worn in ages. I tried it on just for fun… and well, one thing led to another.

I…. Well, I figured I’d snap a little something for my friends here, sooo enjoy the red lippy and a touch of leather lingerie. 🖤🦇

🌶️ 💄🥀 🎱
That looks incredible on you
 
I mayyyy also have two videos I’m thinking about sharing…

You’ve got a choice: slow and sensual… or hard and filthy. 😈

If you’re curious, message me with either the number 1 or 2, and your guess on what the video might be…

I’ll decide when (and if) I post them. Hehe.
 
I mayyyy also have two videos I’m thinking about sharing…

You’ve got a choice: slow and sensual… or hard and filthy. 😈

If you’re curious, message me with either the number 1 or 2, and your guess on what the video might be…

I’ll decide when (and if) I post them. Hehe.
Can’t wait to see which one pulls through
 
Shit 💩 sorry…In general I don’t tend to absolutely love my voice! I’m not sure what it is I never listen back to voice notes/videos unless I’m moaning… I do sound pretty good when I’m moaning…
You really should let us be the judges of your moaning.
 
I mayyyy also have two videos I’m thinking about sharing…

You’ve got a choice: slow and sensual… or hard and filthy. 😈

If you’re curious, message me with either the number 1 or 2, and your guess on what the video might be…

I’ll decide when (and if) I post them. Hehe.
Your call is important to us.
If you want one press 2
If you want two press 3
If you want both press 1
11111111111
 
Not to kill the vibe completely, but I just realised it’s Father’s Day weekend. Which means a lot of different things to a lot of people.

My dad was far from perfect. He made a lot of choices that hurt, mostly himself. I was put into foster care aged 6 months and adopted very quickly. But he was still my dad.
And when I was 9, just out of prison, he made one final, fatal choice: one last party. That was it. He ended up on life support, and he never came back.
He was a fucking great man and without him I wouldn’t have learned to love The Clash, Black Flag, Madness, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Toasters, Dead Kennedys and many many more. I would give my left arm for him to be here still.
So if this weekend’s a little difficult for you, too, you’re not alone. Here’s to the dads we had, the ones we lost, and the music that keeps a piece of them alive.
Peace and love sweetheart.
 
Love Bad dragon. I have a story here. One of my favourite dildos was a tentacle floor rider. One that could stick to my shower wall, also stick vertically too a wall, hell you could even stick it too a bald man’s head if you wanted too. She was fucking beautiful. But, I had a party in one of my first apartments and she went missing from the bathroom. Fair play, I should have probably of moved her but I hadn’t thought anything of it. RIP. Squidward :(
Have you looked at the ceiling?
Maybe one of your partiers wanted to see if they could stick it to the ceiling. Lol
 
I WILL be getting back to everyone’s messages, I’m aware I’m pretty awful at responding, but I email and call a lot at work so when I pop on here I check the threads and like the messages I need to reply too, in order remind myself of who I need to get back too… I’m sorryyy (hoping the latter makes up for it… if you managed to catch it… ;) ) KISSES! 🖤🦇
 

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