Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[rainbowbite]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the moon is in retrograde and it might mess with our vibes.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sorry darling, I can't because I was just with your sister...

 

[LucienByTheSes]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because……what am I saying, we can have sex anytime you want!!!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because… you disrobed and I immediately became nauseous. It’s not me it’s you.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because...I had 2 pickled eggs and a fisherman's friend lozenge.

 

[LostHorizon]

The cat ate my viagra pills…

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I mistook Ozempic for Viagra and now my dick is losing a LOT of weight.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you do not have a lovely bunch of coconuts.

 

[SimonSex]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because that’s not my penis. That’s a moray.

 

[deft]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my Internet is down.

 

[Pad_Foot]

I already came once this week and my Lapis is out of charge

 

[Cat]

Sorry Darling, we cannot have sex tonight because I have become a nun.

 

[munch2much]

Sorry Darling, we cannot have sex tonight because I have become a nun.

So have I!

 

[Cat]

So have I!

Admittedly she seems to shave more than..

 

[munch2much]

Admittedly she seems to shave more than..

I’ve had the pleasure of watching him perform several times. Even when famous, he was still a teacher by profession. His face was always deadpan. So many funny songs

 

[BDA73]

Sorry hun can't have sex tonight as the male rose took over

 

[ned63]

sorry hunny I can't have sex tonight. Your panties and my hand already had sex with me.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to clean the chain on my motorcycle, link by link, with a cotton swab.

 

[Zephreck]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I haven't stacked a hundred marbles in a pyramid shape yet...

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am a virgin and we are not married yet. I'm also too busy posting baseless lies outside of the baseless lies thread yet again. When will I ever learn?!?!

 

[Bunny4Wolf]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight, there's a massive spider on your dressing gown and it has completely ruined the mood.

 

[Trubbycat]

Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because it’s icky and I secretly hate you.

 

[Cat]

Sorry darling, we cannot have sex tonight - I am playing Pokémon go.

 

[Abeona1]

Sorry darling we cannot have sex tonight because I am watching the football. She said

 

[Bunny4Wolf]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight, you ate all my chocolate and now I am mad.