Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the moon is in retrograde and it might mess with our vibes.
 
Sorry darling, we can’t have sex tonight because...I had 2 pickled eggs and a fisherman's friend lozenge.
 
Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I mistook Ozempic for Viagra and now my dick is losing a LOT of weight. 😞
 
Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because that’s not my penis. That’s a moray.
 
Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because my Internet is down.
 
Admittedly she seems to shave more than..😂😂😂
I’ve had the pleasure of watching him perform several times. Even when famous, he was still a teacher by profession. His face was always deadpan. So many funny songs 😊
 
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sorry hunny I can't have sex tonight. Your panties and my hand already had sex with me.
 
Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to clean the chain on my motorcycle, link by link, with a cotton swab.
 
Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I haven't stacked a hundred marbles in a pyramid shape yet...
 
Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am a virgin and we are not married yet. I'm also too busy posting baseless lies outside of the baseless lies thread yet again. When will I ever learn?!?!
 
Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight, there's a massive spider on your dressing gown and it has completely ruined the mood.
 
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