Does the poster above you want to fuck you and why?

[deft]

No, because Death can’t get a stiffy.

 

[AlpineFresco]

Of course. Look at my avatar - who could possibly resist!?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

No

 

[rlaflamme]

Of course. Look at my avatar - who could possibly resist!?

Of course! Who wouldn't want the Martian?! Just kidding, no, he does not.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Of course! Who wouldn't want the Martian?! Just kidding, no, he does not.

How could he not?

Okay, yeah, there is a pretty big list of how he could not...

 

[Tallulah82]

How could he not?

Okay, yeah, there is a pretty big list of how he could not...

He thinks he does, but only because he has been misled to thinking I'd help rile up his unquiet dreaming.

 

[tallladiesman]

He thinks he does, but only because he has been misled to thinking I'd help rile up his unquiet dreaming.

Once upon a time she did, now I'm not so sure

 

[Tallulah82]

Once upon a time she did, now I'm not so sure

Scaling you is on my bucket list.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Scaling you is on my bucket list.

It would be a dream come true if she did

 

[OnaTangent]

Ya never know....

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

I am a cherry pie. Enough said.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I don’t know them, so I’d assume no

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Nah he doesn't want to share his prick(les) with me

 

[Jw75766]

Nah he doesn't want to share his prick(les) with me

Dunno, we'd have to at least go on a date first.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Nope

 

[Jw75766]

Nope

I appreciate that answer!
Oh, and no.

 

[TomTeacher19]

I appreciate that answer!
Oh, and no.

Yeah but it's just one of those kinky American Gladiator things

 

[Jw75766]

Yeah but it's just one of those kinky American Gladiator things

Don't tell everyone my secrets!!
Aaaaaaannnd, yea, he's just in denial

 

[QwertyMaster]

No, because I can't do a 720.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I dont think so.

 

[Booboobear84]

Perhaps in my dreams

 

[Photog1rl]

I’m not sure I’m the caller he’d like to hear holler.

 

[Biggalute]

I’m not sure I’m the caller he’d like to hear holler.

Yes,

 

[Sexy_Singer]

He does not

 

[lindi_85]

God no