LilKitKat's thread

[Shyguy1369]

Would you rather:

1. Go back to being 25 yrs old but retain your knowledge and be in your "best" physical shape and can choose your career or marriage or place you live etc accordingly (no you dont know who wins all the world series and therefore put $10000 on cubs winning it all or whatever).
2. Have 25 million dollars added to your bank account right now, tax free
3. Learn from a reputable doctor, fortune teller, fortune fucking cookie...that you wont die for another 50 years minimum and youll be in good health for those 50 years and be mentally cognizant and be able to at least run a 10k into your 80s or 90s.
4. Live out your wildest sexual fantasies with up to 10 women of your choosing (can be film stars, singers, athletes, neighbors, people from lit, ex girlfriends (ex wives?!), former classmates, porn stars, whatever) for the next 10 years of your life and your current partner is either invited to join in or never needs to know etc
5. Never have bad luck or a bad situation come up again (no car accidents. wont ever be laid off your job. your sports team never blows the big game. you never lose your keys. you dont stub your toe on the corner of the bed. they enver run out of your favorite flavor of ice cream. you always get great service at the bar. dont have to wait at the post office or dmv...and so on)
6. Immediately end world hunger and cure cancer and heart disease and climate change but no one knows it was you...you get no credit or financial gain. Think Thanos just snapping his fingers making it happen.

No changes.
You may choose only one.
BE HONEST

I think if I am being perfectly honest, going by my current situation and issues... I think I would honestly choose 2 at the moment. I should say 6, and 18 year old me would say 4... but me, in this point in my life and what I need for my sanity and mental well being, I would selfishly say 2.

 

[Shyguy1369]

addendum. does anyone watch black mirror?
did anyone watch THIS season of black mirror?
I ask because of the pliers/teeth comment.

fucking insane and sad episode yeah?

Yes, and yes ... and yes it was a sad episode.
I love Chris O'Dowd as well, so I was looking forward to his episode, but damn.

I will say though, I was disappointed with the final episode. Not as good as the first one.

 

[Jw75766]

addendum. does anyone watch black mirror?
did anyone watch THIS season of black mirror?
I ask because of the pliers/teeth comment.

fucking insane and sad episode yeah?

Never heard of it.

 

[TomTeacher19]

How about we settle differences with the giant qtips and try to knock each other off the tall posts?

I always wanted the cool gun that shot tennis balls at people

Honestly, I still do. I feel like it would make classroom management a lot easier. Or at least more fun.

 

[Jw75766]

I always wanted the cool gun that shot tennis balls at people

Honestly, I still do. I feel like it would make classroom management a lot easier. Or at least more fun.

*Thwock!!!*
Hey!! That was my face Tom!!!.

 

[Shyguy1369]

Ive been asked for that a bit. And I know a lot of men enjoy the audio aspect. Thats what "sensualkat" does, though much of her audio isnt even sexually based or remotely close, but she used to psot audio msot days at least.
If you want to hear my voice, you can go to my soundcloud. Or some videos I post do have audio of e talking or apparently, making other noises ahem.
I am also asked to cam like 10x a day. I get sent dick pics pretty regularly. I get asked to send dirty texts and/or stories. Masturbate for some of you on cam or whatever. All kinds of random requests, most of which are sexual but some no to be fair. And of course I get asked whats my insta, snap, telegram, kik, facebook, x, reddit, blah blah blah.

But I draw a line in the sand for multiple reasons.
As some of you are new, Ill explain again super quick, but I used to be on all the socials like everyone else on the planet. A guy I did not know but who was a "Friend" on facebook liked my pics and randomly said I was cute or looked pretty or whatever but harmless comments...plenty of women get those comments or fire emojis or whatever right...from random guys who think yer "fuckable". Fast forward a year or so and he found me irl based upon some metadata of some of the pics and/or locations I was at (and since it was obvious in some pics, college, restaurants, whatever). He also found out where I lived. He flew out here. Apparently obsessed. Angry. Ignored. Horny. Wanted to show who had control and power and whatever else. Broke into my old apartment. Sexually assaulted me.
Since then, I took down every single social. All those I mentioned. Paid for a service to wipe my internet traces clean as a fucking whistle. And yes, sought therapy and had other outlets too (drank/partied a bit too much for example).
But its why I dont give out socials (because yes I have a few accounts now just to see family pics or whatever), why I dont specifically state my address or last name, why most of my pics are in the same few rooms (some my apartment, some my parents house or a friends or former partners etc) and ensure theres basically no identifying signs of my location even tohugh you all vaguely know where I am.
So I keep my lit friends a bit gated from my real friends/family. I have to draw a line somewhere.
Not to mention I wouldnt want someone to come up to me on the street and say "Kit, when you are showing yer tits again on literotica!?" while I am with my family or friends etc.
AWKWARD
Will I meet you irl? Possibly. If we are friendly enough, if I feel safe enough, Ill meet you for coffee or boba milk tea or a cocktail, go for a walk, have lunch or something. Sure. In a public place. No probs.
Will I kiss you? Blow you? Fuck you?
Dont get your hopes up! But I am not ruling everything and everyone out.
I did meet one person from here. He chooses to remain anonymous. I had a few drinks with him. He was super friendly and polite. He was about 2x my age, knew I wouldnt likely suddenly leave my life for him. Just wanted to meet. We did. I am sure he would say it went well, but no I didnt sleep with him. I flirted. I made sure he had some spank bank amterial in his mind hahaha.
But yeah I just dont cross certain areas, and dont give out socials, make audio for people all the time, go on cam sessions, whatever.
And honestly, if I did it, Id get more and more requests...and Im already rather stretched on here in terms of time.

Reading this again now as I was at work when I first saw it. I know you have probably heard this a lot today, and in the past, but I am so sorry you had to go through that. And every so often have to share it again. Putting that out there is never an easy thing to do I am sure. However, from what you have said this might also be a bit therapeutic.
I am so glad you made it through and are able to still be the wonderful person you are.
I am at a loss for words, but just know I think you are a strong, beautiful, funny, smart and extremely intelligent woman. I am not as frequent a contributor here as most, but since I found your corner of Lit, I have enjoyed being a part of your little creation here.
So thank you for sharing, that you for being who you are.
Much love and loads of hugs
((HUGGLES))

 

[TomTeacher19]

*Thwock!!!*
Hey!! That was my face Tom!!!.

You WILL remember those dates next time, won't you, punk?

 

[Jw75766]

You WILL remember those dates next time, won't you, punk?

Homework is due on Tuesday!!!.
*wipes tears from my eyes, tennis ball imprint on my forehead*
I'll be sure to turn it in on time next week! I promise!!

 

[TomTeacher19]

Homework is due on Tuesday!!!.
*wipes tears from my eyes, tennis ball imprint on my forehead*
I'll be sure to turn it in on time next week! I promise!!

You pull that mf ing cell phone out with your crap tik tok challenges and I'm putting the tennis ball shooter away and pulling out the one that shoots bowling balls!

 

[Jw75766]

You pull that mf ing cell phone out with your crap tik tok challenges and I'm putting the tennis ball shooter away and pulling out the one that shoots bowling balls!

Hey, I survived the cinnamon spoonful challenge! I must be invincible!!!

 

[Jw75766]

Some happy music for the night
Lo Fidelity Allstars - Battleflag

 

[LilKitKat]

Yes, and yes ... and yes it was a sad episode.
I love Chris O'Dowd as well, so I was looking forward to his episode, but damn.

I will say though, I was disappointed with the final episode. Not as good as the first one.

star trek uss callister one? yeah the first one was epic. this was just "good".
first one with chris o'dowd was great. the bete noir one with the chocolate company was great.
hotel noir one was quite good.
the plaything one which was a continuation of a previous episode bandersnatch was quite good.
eulogy one was also quite sad and good.
actually liked em all now that i tihnk of it, just uss callister infinity thing wasnt AS GOOD

 

[LilKitKat]

Some happy music for the night
Lo Fidelity Allstars - Battleflag

thats such a good song, though the other version of it I prefer to be honest...

 

[Jw75766]

thats such a good song, though the other version of it I prefer to be honest...

It's definitely less chaotic sounding than the other. I suppose I enjoy the chaos, that's how I also feel about fly on the windscreen vs fly on the windscreen final. I like the chaos of final more. I have no clue why.
I do like this song, I just like the song, period.

 

[Paul_Chance]

Would you rather:

1. Go back to being 25 yrs old but retain your knowledge and be in your "best" physical shape and can choose your career or marriage or place you live etc accordingly (no you dont know who wins all the world series and therefore put $10000 on cubs winning it all or whatever).
2. Have 25 million dollars added to your bank account right now, tax free
3. Learn from a reputable doctor, fortune teller, fortune fucking cookie...that you wont die for another 50 years minimum and youll be in good health for those 50 years and be mentally cognizant and be able to at least run a 10k into your 80s or 90s.
4. Live out your wildest sexual fantasies with up to 10 women of your choosing (can be film stars, singers, athletes, neighbors, people from lit, ex girlfriends (ex wives?!), former classmates, porn stars, whatever) for the next 10 years of your life and your current partner is either invited to join in or never needs to know etc
5. Never have bad luck or a bad situation come up again (no car accidents. wont ever be laid off your job. your sports team never blows the big game. you never lose your keys. you dont stub your toe on the corner of the bed. they enver run out of your favorite flavor of ice cream. you always get great service at the bar. dont have to wait at the post office or dmv...and so on)
6. Immediately end world hunger and cure cancer and heart disease and climate change but no one knows it was you...you get no credit or financial gain. Think Thanos just snapping his fingers making it happen.

No changes.
You may choose only one.
BE HONEST

No contest. Definitely number 6 for me.

 

[Jw75766]

How'd you get YouTube to embed? I'm dumb apparently. I put it in the link box....

 

[LilKitKat]

Never heard of it.

DUDE

Black fucking Mirror. Netflix.
Its fucking AMAZING.

BUT BUT BUT

do NOT judge it from the first episode of season 1. Thats a seriously fucked up episode. For those that need remembering...its the "pig" one.

and for those that also dont know..its basically twilight zone type of shows that are usually a commentary on current politics or social media or technology, most are based in current times or like..."5-10" years-ish into the future...so certain things are the same, but theres like..say...see through phones, or ome tech thats seems do-able now but just isnt.
many are about how people are perceived based on certain actions or what ifs...hard to explain.
like...if you could watch your dreams, or watch your spouses dreams, and she was sleeping with your best friend...but only in her dreams...would you be mad?

also..the list of celebs in the episodes is truly astounding

aaron paul
paul giamatti
hayley atwell
jon hamm
jesse plemons
bryce dallas howard
daniel kaluuya
christina milioti
mackenzie davis
gugu mbatha-raw
salma hayek
emma corrin
rupert everett
kelly macdonald
anthony mackie
miley cyrus
michael cera
pom klementieff (in arguably the worst episode of them all)
peter capaldi
myha'la
benedict wong
josh hartnett
john hannah
andrew scott
wyatt russell
domnhall gleeson
alice eve
jerome flynn
kirsten dunst
rashida jones
oona chaplin
topher grace
kate mara
tobias menzies
sarah snook
awkwafina
jimmi simpson
will poulter
richard ayoade

and thats not everyone


major major thumbs up from me

 

[LilKitKat]

How'd you get YouTube to embed? I'm dumb apparently. I put it in the link box....

type the youtube url in lit...

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Would you rather:

1. Go back to being 25 yrs old but retain your knowledge and be in your "best" physical shape and can choose your career or marriage or place you live etc accordingly (no you dont know who wins all the world series and therefore put $10000 on cubs winning it all or whatever).
2. Have 25 million dollars added to your bank account right now, tax free
3. Learn from a reputable doctor, fortune teller, fortune fucking cookie...that you wont die for another 50 years minimum and youll be in good health for those 50 years and be mentally cognizant and be able to at least run a 10k into your 80s or 90s.
4. Live out your wildest sexual fantasies with up to 10 women of your choosing (can be film stars, singers, athletes, neighbors, people from lit, ex girlfriends (ex wives?!), former classmates, porn stars, whatever) for the next 10 years of your life and your current partner is either invited to join in or never needs to know etc
5. Never have bad luck or a bad situation come up again (no car accidents. wont ever be laid off your job. your sports team never blows the big game. you never lose your keys. you dont stub your toe on the corner of the bed. they enver run out of your favorite flavor of ice cream. you always get great service at the bar. dont have to wait at the post office or dmv...and so on)
6. Immediately end world hunger and cure cancer and heart disease and climate change but no one knows it was you...you get no credit or financial gain. Think Thanos just snapping his fingers making it happen.

No changes.
You may choose only one.
BE HONEST

This is really tough.

I'd choose 6, but really tempted by 1. If 6 didn't include world hunger and climate change, I'd choose 1 in a heartbeat because the other diseases while individually tragic are (imo) important controls on overpopulation. BUT world hunger and climate change are largely human-made issues, so should be eradicated.

That said, the reboot on offer from 1 looks really tempting from the far side of 50 and the depths of a midlife crisis

 

[Jw75766]

DUDE

Black fucking Mirror. Netflix.
Its fucking AMAZING.

BUT BUT BUT

do NOT judge it from the first episode of season 1. Thats a seriously fucked up episode. For those that need remembering...its the "pig" one.

and for those that also dont know..its basically twilight zone type of shows that are usually a commentary on current politics or social media or technology, most are based in current times or like..."5-10" years-ish into the future...so certain things are the same, but theres like..say...see through phones, or ome tech thats seems do-able now but just isnt.
many are about how people are perceived based on certain actions or what ifs...hard to explain.
like...if you could watch your dreams, or watch your spouses dreams, and she was sleeping with your best friend...but only in her dreams...would you be mad?

also..the list of celebs in the episodes is truly astounding

aaron paul
paul giamatti
hayley atwell
jon hamm
jesse plemons
bryce dallas howard
daniel kaluuya
christina milioti
mackenzie davis
gugu mbatha-raw
salma hayek
emma corrin
rupert everett
kelly macdonald
anthony mackie
miley cyrus
michael cera
pom klementieff (in arguably the worst episode of them all)
peter capaldi
myha'la
benedict wong
josh hartnett
john hannah
andrew scott
wyatt russell
domnhall gleeson
alice eve
jerome flynn
kirsten dunst
rashida jones
oona chaplin
topher grace
kate mara
tobias menzies
sarah snook
awkwafina
jimmi simpson
will poulter
richard ayoade

and thats not everyone


major major thumbs up from me

I ditched Netflix or I'd check it out.

 

[Jw75766]

type the youtube url in lit...

Oh, I just thought that would create a link like it does with pics.
*Slaps forehead with and audible sound, Kit laughs* "hope that hurt!"

 

[Jw75766]

Good morning Kit! It's finally Friday!!! We've all almost made it through the work week again!! (except I have to work Saturday AGAIN )

 

[1darknightowl]

Would you rather:

1. Go back to being 25 yrs old but retain your knowledge and be in your "best" physical shape and can choose your career or marriage or place you live etc accordingly (no you dont know who wins all the world series and therefore put $10000 on cubs winning it all or whatever).
2. Have 25 million dollars added to your bank account right now, tax free
3. Learn from a reputable doctor, fortune teller, fortune fucking cookie...that you wont die for another 50 years minimum and youll be in good health for those 50 years and be mentally cognizant and be able to at least run a 10k into your 80s or 90s.
4. Live out your wildest sexual fantasies with up to 10 women of your choosing (can be film stars, singers, athletes, neighbors, people from lit, ex girlfriends (ex wives?!), former classmates, porn stars, whatever) for the next 10 years of your life and your current partner is either invited to join in or never needs to know etc
5. Never have bad luck or a bad situation come up again (no car accidents. wont ever be laid off your job. your sports team never blows the big game. you never lose your keys. you dont stub your toe on the corner of the bed. they enver run out of your favorite flavor of ice cream. you always get great service at the bar. dont have to wait at the post office or dmv...and so on)
6. Immediately end world hunger and cure cancer and heart disease and climate change but no one knows it was you...you get no credit or financial gain. Think Thanos just snapping his fingers making it happen.

No changes.
You may choose only one.
BE HONEST

4 is fitting to the site ..but 10 probably 10-20hrs of fun then we fall of an emotional cliff like a breakup...back to our lives. I'm also boring and don't have 10 fantasies.

I would go 1. Have the chance to fix my mistakes. Wait a minute, Q gave Picard the chance to fix a mistake and the grass is not always greener.

Therefore I will go with 5.

 

[Centauri1]

Would you rather:

1. Go back to being 25 yrs old but retain your knowledge and be in your "best" physical shape and can choose your career or marriage or place you live etc accordingly (no you dont know who wins all the world series and therefore put $10000 on cubs winning it all or whatever).
2. Have 25 million dollars added to your bank account right now, tax free
3. Learn from a reputable doctor, fortune teller, fortune fucking cookie...that you wont die for another 50 years minimum and youll be in good health for those 50 years and be mentally cognizant and be able to at least run a 10k into your 80s or 90s.
4. Live out your wildest sexual fantasies with up to 10 women of your choosing (can be film stars, singers, athletes, neighbors, people from lit, ex girlfriends (ex wives?!), former classmates, porn stars, whatever) for the next 10 years of your life and your current partner is either invited to join in or never needs to know etc
5. Never have bad luck or a bad situation come up again (no car accidents. wont ever be laid off your job. your sports team never blows the big game. you never lose your keys. you dont stub your toe on the corner of the bed. they enver run out of your favorite flavor of ice cream. you always get great service at the bar. dont have to wait at the post office or dmv...and so on)
6. Immediately end world hunger and cure cancer and heart disease and climate change but no one knows it was you...you get no credit or financial gain. Think Thanos just snapping his fingers making it happen.

No changes.
You may choose only one.
BE HONEST

Number 5

There are those times, where i do those things.

 

[Jw75766]

Forgive me for posting again, Kit. You have a lot of music lovers here. Just discovered this song, I love it, maybe some others will/do as well.