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[Comentarista82]

No telling, with all those rogue gamblers out there.

I wonder how many of those rogue gamblers take the normal route to Las Vegas.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I wonder how many of those rogue gamblers take the normal route to Las Vegas.

The rogues seldom sign up for the organized gambling tours.

 

[Comentarista82]

The rogues seldom sign up for the organized gambling tours.

I understand. However, I bet they'd love to give advice on the step-by-step process of how to gamble on the wild side without landing oneself in court.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I understand. However, I bet they'd love to give advice on the step-by-step process of how to gamble on the wild side without landing oneself in court.

Each had different advice, and each claimed his was the best; only a truce demanded by the casino kept them from each other's throats.

 

[Comentarista82]

Each had different advice, and each claimed his was the best; only a truce demanded by the casino kept them from each other's throats.

The casino had to step in to enact such a measure? Makes it sound like each member was a brute.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The casino had to step in to enact such a measure? Makes it sound like each member was a brute.

And that each was a member of a warring tribe!

 

[Comentarista82]

And that each was a member of a warring tribe!

Tio's on the warpath tonight!

Methinks they would fight with every fiber of their being, too!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Tio's on the warpath tonight!

Methinks they would fight with every fiber of their being, too!

And with traditional weapons, as would befit such a duel.

 

[Comentarista82]

And with traditional weapons, as would befit such a duel.

Oh...a duel?!?? Sounds like that would be a real nail biter!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Oh...a duel?!?? Sounds like that would be a real nail biter!

A duel for the hand of a maiden? Such a literary way to win a bride!

 

[Comentarista82]

A duel for the hand of a maiden? Such a literary way to win a bride!

We return to the subject of a maiden. I would think them remiss to at least not offer cider at the wedding to the guests.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

We return to the subject of a maiden. I would think them remiss to at least not offer cider at the wedding to the guests.

And a platter of diced cheeses as well.

 

[Comentarista82]

And a platter of diced cheeses as well.

Between the diced cheeses and cider, it sounds to me like the bride and groom could declare an edict soon thereafter.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Between the diced cheeses and cider, it sounds to me like the bride and groom could declare an edict soon thereafter.

I do hope the couple cites the preceding ukases in their declaration.

 

[Comentarista82]

I do hope the couple cites the preceding ukases in their declaration.

They would certainly be declaring more than their two cents worth!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

They would certainly be declaring more than their two cents worth!

But they did leave their officiant tense with anticipation.

 

[Comentarista82]

But they did leave their officiant tense with anticipation.

I wonder if that pastor was beset with any doubts because of such utterances?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I wonder if that pastor was beset with any doubts because of such utterances?

Such doubts are how Satan's imps tease the pious.

 

[Comentarista82]

Such doubts are how Satan's imps tease the pious.

Satan would prefer the baste the pious while having them over a fire if he could.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Satan would prefer the baste the pious while having them over a fire if he could.

And serve them freshly sliced on the buffet table for his demons.

 

[Comentarista82]

And serve them freshly sliced on the buffet table for his demons.

I imagine a few of those slices might end up on a bagel.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I imagine a few of those slices might end up on a bagel.

Truly the badge of a gourmet ghoul!

 

[latecomer91364]

Truly the badge of a gourmet ghoul!

Blade

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Blade

glade

 

[Comentarista82]

glade

A blade in the glade? You're obviously thinking of the agile samurai in the Star Trek TOS ep "Shore Leave!"