Cock Talk

[MrMikelobe1952]

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Basically, stay under the radar and don’t ruffle feathers or nipples and you get to keep the magic ‘Attach files’ button for now.

That’s my assumption, anyway.

I don’t think any of us really need to make major adjustments. Despite my numerous requests, none of you have publicly posted your pole or holes, so… I mean… kinda a boring place to hang, honestly

I'm still waiting for your promised assistance.

 

[Endless_Night]

Boomer is a state of mind.

Really? Then I want to channel the Lost Generation.

Some first class literature.

- when time is of the essence?

I had never before realized the . . . secondary meaning that could be attributed to that statement.

 

[peekingone]

Guys….if you get yourselves hard and start edging, how long could you keep it up for without going flaccid or ejaculating? Is there any limit? Would it get numb after a while?

Totally agree with other comments. Also there is a point of no return also. Erect, super aroused and a bit of touching. For me I have been so aroused I would cum without touching.

 

[BongoGal]

Also there is a point of no return also.

What does that mean?

 

[peekingone]

What does that mean?

When you just can’t hold it any longer and you cum.

 

[ShaneoD]

What does that mean?

This reminded me of a time I was sexting/sending clips to someone who was into edging and went "beyond the point of no return" while thinking I was going to send her a video of be throbbing I ended up sending a clip of a "ruined orgasm"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Really? Then I want to channel the Lost Generation.

Some first class literature.

I believe in you. Move to Paris! You can do it!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Really? Then I want to channel the Lost Generation.

Some first class literature.


I had never before realized the . . . secondary meaning that could be attributed to that statement.

So do I! Buy a beret. Smoke unfiltered Russian cigarettes. Slam espresso. Muse on Sisyphus...no, that's been done. Muse on existence and, let's see...Daedalus. He never gets much love, except from engineers, and who wants an existential engineer?

 

[lavendersilk]

Maybe television should have a reality show about competitive edging. Start with ten guys who are only visible from the waist up. Barring any outside devices, they can do whatever they want to get and keep themselves hard. They would be electronically monitored to sense who still has a boner. Eventually, guys would drop out due to ejaculation or just going soft. It might take hours (the show would need lots of editing), but it would come down to the final two.

Would Steve Harvey host this? If so, I'm buying cable.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Would Steve Harvey host this? If so, I'm buying cable.

"I'm going to say explosive orgasm, Steve."

"If it's up there, Purple, you win. Otherwise, Lord Pmann gets a chance to steal. Show me... EXPLOSIVE ORGASM!"

 

[aussiegeekygal]

who wants an existential engineer

We already have @Lord Pmann
This would be insufferable

 

[Endless_Night]

I believe in you. Move to Paris! You can do it!

I do believe I could live expat.

So do I! Buy a beret. Smoke unfiltered Russian cigarettes. Slam espresso. Muse on Sisyphus...no, that's been done. Muse on existence and, let's see...Daedalus. He never gets much love, except from engineers, and who wants an existential engineer?

I was thinking more along the lines of swanning about in clothes like this and making scathing remarks about other creatives as an inner member of Dorothy Parker's Vicious Circle.



But your idea works too.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I do believe I could live expat.


I was thinking more along the lines of swanning about in clothes like this and making scathing remarks about other creatives as an inner member of Dorothy Parker's Vicious Circle.

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But your idea works too.

That was New York -- they just wanted to be Paris.

Can I be Peter Robert Benchly? I will resign from my dream job in a rage after they fire you.

 

[dontneedone]

Maybe television should have a reality show about competitive edging. Start with ten guys who are only visible from the waist up. Barring any outside devices, they can do whatever they want to get and keep themselves hard. They would be electronically monitored to sense who still has a boner. Eventually, guys would drop out due to ejaculation or just going soft. It might take hours (the show would need lots of editing), but it would come down to the final two.

Quality idea. But if you to decide to make an official pitch to executives, perhaps consider taking it to HBO or something similar.

That way you can show the 10 competitors totally naked rather from just the waist up, giving viewers a far more entertaining product.

The viewership numbers won't be as high as it would on network, but it will develop a cult following that lasts longer and makes you millions.

Have I............totally overthought this? Yes. Yes, I have.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Quality idea. But if you to decide to make an official pitch to executives, perhaps consider taking it to HBO or something similar.

That way you can show the 10 competitors totally naked rather from just the waist up, giving viewers a far more entertaining product.

The viewership numbers won't be as high as it would on network, but it will develop a cult following that lasts longer and makes you millions.

Have I............totally overthought this? Yes. Yes, I have.

And broadcast it in 3-D for the people who own 3-D TVs, it could add to the experience.

 

[Endless_Night]

Can I be Peter Benchly? I will resign from my dream job in a rage after they fire you.

Sure! That will give you time to write Jaws while I produce reams of "flapper verse".

 

[Lord Pmann]

We already have @Lord Pmann
This would be insufferable

The constant unrequited love you have for me must be pure torture.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

That was New York -- they just wanted to be Paris.

Can I be Peter Benchly? I will resign from my dream job in a rage after they fire you.

I absolutely trust that you meant Robert Benchley and merely mistyped.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I absolutely trust that you meant Robert Benchley and merely mistyped.

I did! Peter was his grandson, heh. I blame shark dreams in my mind, a lack of coffee, and that I'm an idiot. (Horrible novel by the way, Jaws. I would have loved to hear Dorothy give Robert shit over it).

 

[Endless_Night]

I absolutely trust that you meant Robert Benchley and merely mistyped.

I totally didn't catch that either!!

I did! Peter was his grandson, heh. I blame shark dreams in my mind, a lack of coffee, and that I'm an idiot. (Horrible novel by the way, Jaws. I would have loved to hear Dorothy give Robert shit over it).

And further compounded my sins by transposing generational bodies of work!

*goes to sit in corner*

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sure! That will give you time to write Jaws while I produce reams of "flapper verse".

See? This is what happens when I try to be even remotely clever when I first wake up.

Apropos of nothing, someone on Lit got me watching Gilmore girls for the first time a couple of months ago. When I saw Rory reading The Portable Dorothy Parker, I may have "squeed" aloud.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I totally didn't catch that either!!


And further compounded my sins by transposing generational bodies of work!

*goes to sit in corner*

Oh, I thought you had caught me trying to be clever and failing....failing generationally, in fact.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The constant unrequited love you have for me must be pure torture.

Well, the "pure torture" part is right...

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, I thought you had caught me trying to be clever and failing....failing generationally, in fact.

Alas, no. I'm not too clever . . .

Well, at any time, really.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Well, the "pure torture" part is right...

Et tu, Brute?