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if you were to look at Lit in a new light, since it is on the cusp, seemingly, of a new version of itself, who are the “Jaywalkers” who meander through these threads?

I might be this guy. Not Jaywalking, but looking for someone to stop and talk with, ask questions, learn about and, hopefully, see naked. Maybe I have a great sense of humor, or maybe I’m something else entirely. 😛

I don’t know who the other Jaywalkers are, but I appreciate when they are Jaywalking Jaybirds (as in, “naked as a” 😉)
 
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In case the picture is gone, there are sketches of “the Runner” with approximate speed of 5.2 mph, “the Retroactive”, “The Veerer”, “The Straight Up the Middle”, and The Plodder. (Cartoon credit to Gay Talese)
But...Manhattan is a grid. Every time you get go an intersection, you don't normally need to stop. You zig-zag. If you need to go south-east, and can't go south, you just go east.

So you don't need to jaywalk. There's no need to step in front of the traffic. You just take the other of the two possible directions which is useful to you.

I think these people are Mets fans. And no good will ever come of that.
 
The Worst!
Flat cola sucks. You go to take a swig of an ice cold Coke (in my house it was Coke, not Pepsi) and it has no fizz! So disappointing. Or a radio station (ok kids, back in my day, there were these things called radio stations…) that was juuuust off of the channel so it was staticky and you have that distracting you during your music. Or maybe, I dunno, a beloved site that used to allow naughty pics no longer allows them. ☹😑 What are some of “THE WORST” things (aka first world problems) that you can think of?
 
I get aggravated by small things but usually not this sorta stuff. I do hate when there’s traffic for exactly zero fucking reason. Like, if I’m stopped dead on the 405 at 11am on a Tuesday there better be construction or a fatality.

I also hate when cell service drops out for no reason in one of the most populous area of the country.

Man there are things I do not miss about L.A. 🤣
 
I get aggravated by soles things but usually not this sorta stuff. I do hate when there’s traffic for exactly zero fucking reason. Like, if I’m stopped dead on the 405 at 11am on a Tuesday there better be construction or a fatality.

I also hate when cell service drops out for no reason in one of the most populous area of the country.

Man there are things I do not miss about L.A. 🤣
One would think that two people in arguably the most powerful cities in the world should be able to have a conversation over the phone. But noooooo. It is not always a given!
 
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