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[Tio_Narratore]

When a team bunts, sometimes many runs burst forth creating blurs of speed to admire!

Speeds to match that of a Formula 1 racing with ultra-high quality lubes!

 

[Comentarista82]

Speeds to match that of a Formula 1 racing with ultra-high quality lubes!

When you're talking about those kinds of speeds, it's essential to use everything one needs from the LUCAS catalog! (excuse this one deviation...that stuff's proven to be the best.)

 

[Tio_Narratore]

When you're talking about those kinds of speeds, it's essential to use everything one needs from the LUCAS catalog! (excuse this one deviation...that stuff's proven to be the best.)

Personally, I'd prefer to drive between a woman's gluteal sulci than on a Formula 1 track.

 

[Comentarista82]

Personally, I'd prefer to drive between a woman's gluteal sulci than on a Formula 1 track.

Driving in a path you chose sounds like music to your ears.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Driving in a path you chose sounds like music to your ears.

Yes, maiden and music as lively and tangy as the taste of the sumac berry!

 

[latecomer91364]

Yes, maiden and music as lively and tangy as the taste of the sumac berry!

Smack

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Smack

maces

 

[Comentarista82]

maces

Getting smacked around with maces would cause more than a few aches!

 

[Steadfast421]

Getting smacked around with maces would cause more than a few aches!

Nothing a good chess match wouldn’t cure.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Nothing a good chess match wouldn’t cure.

Luckily he chose a more effective approach to pain relief.

 

[Comentarista82]

Luckily he chose a more effective approach to pain relief.

I wonder what effective approach he chose to chase.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I wonder what effective approach he chose to chase.

No matter; he would have researched thoroughly and not decided in haste.

 

[Comentarista82]

No matter; he would have researched thoroughly and not decided in haste.

If he researched it thoroughly, why does he look so ashen?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If he researched it thoroughly, why does he look so ashen?

I'm surprised as well that the sheen of youth has left his visage

 

[Steadfast421]

I'm surprised as well that the sheen of youth has left his visage

He dreams of sheep.

 

[Comentarista82]

He dreams of sheep.

You think so? I imagined he dreamed of swimming in the deeps.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You think so? I imagined he dreamed of swimming in the deeps.

Or of fencing with unblunted epées.

 

[Comentarista82]

Or of fencing with unblunted epées.

Sounds like said epees could lead to a stabbing spree.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sounds like said epees could lead to a stabbing spree.

And a sensational story in the tabloid press.

 

[latecomer91364]

And a sensational story in the tabloid press.

Spore

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Spore

probe

 

[Steadfast421]

probe

Grope

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Grope

rouge

 

[Comentarista82]

rouge

I wonder how many euros someone would bet to argue that rouge is better than rojo.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I wonder how many euros someone would bet to argue that rouge is better than rojo.

No telling, with all those rogue gamblers out there.