Summoning Petey with Promises of...

[raindancer]

What will you promise if he shows up?

I promise food porn!

 

[raindancer]

Damnit. I missed him again. No food or porn for you.

 

[Treeview]

I’m not Petey, but I’m here

Tom

 

[raindancer]

Lawd Tom. You signed your name and everything!

 

[Not Normal]

Hey there, Rainy

 

[just pet]

I’m here too

 

[raindancer]

I’m here too

I missed you guys too! Damnit!
Hiiii

 

[Saint Peter]

I am here!

 

[raindancer]

/Reported

 

[raindancer]

I am here!

Too late! No porn for you!

 

[spacekowboy]

I'd ask to get in on the porn but lit doesn't like tits anymore.

 

[raindancer]

Life is hard. We need tits.

 

[spacekowboy]

Amen, girly.

 

[Saint Peter]

Hi Cowboy!

Keep those tits in your t-shirt.

 

[raindancer]

Show them titties already!

 

[spacekowboy]

Hi Cowboy!

Keep those tits in your t-shirt.

Female company excluded.

What up, Pete!? Beers all around.

 

[spacekowboy]

Show them titties already!

From your lips to God's ears.

 

[spacekowboy]

These are the only tits Literotica allows.

 

[spacekowboy]

Inboxes though, I think those are still fair game. Till The hey get DOGE'd, that is.

 

[spacekowboy]

Hands off the tits, Elon!

 

[Saint Peter]

Elon is pinching my nips. Fucking douchebag.

 

[spacekowboy]

No means no, Nazi scum!

 

[Saint Peter]

It's all good. I torched a lot full of his shitty trucks.

 

[thør]

It's all good. I torched a lot full of his Dumpsters.

FYP, YW.

 

[thør]

What will you promise if he shows up?

I promise food porn!

Where the fuck is the food porn!

Nachos would be perfect right now.