🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[Dayhoosier]

Is this a joke about handjobs… or isn’t it?

I'm just asking questions

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is this a joke about handjobs… or isn’t it?

Did you need a pamphlet on how to give Shakespeare (@Dayhoosier) a handjob? no judgment, just trying to figure out how to respond

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did you need a pamphlet on how to give Shakespeare (@Dayhoosier) a handjob? no judgment, just trying to figure out how to respond

The trick is to stroke in iambic pentameter

 

[Chloe_Harper]

The trick is to stroke in iambic pentameter

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Damnit! Trying to have a little breaktime fun and found a hole in one of my favorite pairs of stockings.

Sorry for the rant. Now you can get back to regularly scheduled 90's movies and wanking.

Dammit, Holly!

So sorry about your wardrobe  magic malfunction!

 

[Dayhoosier]

The trick is to stroke in iambic pentameter

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I would rather not admit my age in 1992

I will... I was 26 and married.

But I did totally notice when the page 1966 went by... which was a very good year for me.

I will, too! Senior year of college. Last hurrah before near-adulting became a full-time job

Pretty dang good year for movies View attachment 2541266View attachment 2541265

Cue all the angry DMs from guys telling us to not change the subject to 90s movies

Not at all. We can multi-task!

Favorites from that year are

• Reservoir Dogs
• Glengarry Glen Ross
• Michelle Pfeiffer's catsuit
• Unforgiven (RIP Gene Hackman)

With honorable mentions to Basic Instinct (very few have approached Sharon Stone's level of sexiness in that movie), The Player ("You know, For kids!"), and Malcolm X (peak Denzel).

 

[Sammysub07]

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Welcome to Brat House! We have fun, joke around, test egos, we’re feral at times, us Brats love everyone, and wouldn’t know what a rule is if was printed on the paddle that smacked our asses!

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Chloe so help me God

You can find God in the box! Go ahead.
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Good morning! glad to see everything is under control in here. no need to go back and catch up im sure. as you were.

Did someone say something?

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I ccd you on all my DMs .... You'll get the idea

Lies! I saw no CC on the DM you sent me!

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Also

want some heat?

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Trust me friend, as the anointed “bartenderista” I get it.
You know how in movie/tv bartender is always the one they focus on…
By that I mean randomly ask if this person came into the bar…
Deliver two lines max…
And then disappear into the ether….
I get it!!

But you’re the guy everyone gets excited to see!!! Everyone likes the Bartender!

Sooo, what you're saying is you've basically been wanking all morning.

The hands around here are going to need their own nap!

It's okay, Squirt. We understand.

Squirt! In fucking dead!
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Don't feel bad.

I brought my dildo to work and I'm hoping for some quiet time later, lol.

And I don't work from home.

Sit on it and ride it during the day! No one would ever know! You can grind and ride all day! Don’t ask how I know!

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[metrifonate]

Sooo, what you're saying is you've basically been wanking all morning.

To be fair, most would, given opportunity.

 

[metrifonate]

Damnit! Trying to have a little breaktime fun and found a hole in one of my favorite pairs of stockings.

Sorry for the rant. Now you can get back to regularly scheduled 90's movies and wanking.

I just found a hole in my favorite boxers... wait a minute I'm wearing any...

 

[Sammysub07]

An anonymous source informed me we are page 1992... ah, 1992, a good year

Belly yeah!
There. Is. A. Reason. We’re. Besties, yall!
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I'm sure Chloe, Sammy, radiant and holly will back me up

Actually no don't reply

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[HollyS]

To be fair, most would, given opportunity.

It wasn't a criticism so much as an observation. Lol

 

[TXRafe]

Belly yeah!
There. Is. A. Reason. We’re. Besties, yall!
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[Dayhoosier]

Belly yeah!
There. Is. A. Reason. We’re. Besties, yall!
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Never mind nothing to see here *waving arms* just carry on

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Never mind nothing to see here *waving arms* just carry on

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[Dayhoosier]

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[NakedStoryLover]

 

[morelikeasong]

Good Morning Brat House! It’s a gorgeous morning!


In another segment of Photos from Bed, inspired by @morelikeasong I’ve enjoyed some edging fun with help from my friend

Now I need to get into the anyone want to join?!

Talk about a good morning

Oh, Bestie, your pictures are making me wanna stay in bed and...

I love the pictures from bed theme. I suppose that's something I could contribute to

Oh, thank you and thank @Sammysub07 for starting it. And thank @morelikeasong for inspiring it

Hot damn bestie!


I do love me a good looking pair of Pajamas! where did you get yours? A girl as got to know!

That bootay of yours! Should we share ass grabs?!

I can't recall where I got this set. I do know, it's old enough that it doesn't fit my boobs anymore

Oh girl, your booty is so grabbable I think sharing some ass grabs is a great idea

And maybe even some spanks

I’m a bit under the weather but this all is perking me right up! I just might have to provide inspiration more often if this is the result

You ladies are smoking hot!!


Ps- @Sammysub07 that Satisfyer is one of my favorite toys! And in combination with the glass dildo… . My highest recommendation.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I’m a bit under the weather but this all is perking me right up! I just might have to provide inspiration more often if this is the result

You ladies are smoking hot!!


Ps- @Sammysub07 that Satisfyer is one of my favorite toys! And in combination with the glass dildo… . My highest recommendation.

If there's one thing I've learned today, it's that the ladies here post a MUCH better bed-based photo than do we gents.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

There. Is. A. Reason. We’re. Besties, yall!
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[morelikeasong]

If there's one thing I've learned today, it's that the ladies here post a MUCH better bed-based photo than do we gents.

If the guys posted some, I missed them in my skimming but I’m sure they were hot!

But I will concede that it’s hard to compete with boobs

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

If there's one thing I've learned today, it's that the ladies here post a MUCH better bed-based photo than do we gents.

If the guys posted some, I missed them in my skimming but I’m sure they were hot!

But I will concede that it’s hard to compete with boobs

The ladies are beautiful but I concede nothing!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

If the guys posted some, I missed them in my skimming but I’m sure they were hot!

But I will concede that it’s hard to compete with boobs

A few of us tried, though some have *poofed*

Too tempting to keep the bed theme going

Damn, BratHouse (esp. @Sammysub07 and @MissRadiant )!

I was dressed and out the door, but had to stop back home after running an errand and made the mistake of opening this thread.

Now, I find myself back in bed and facing a number of quandaries:

• Stay dressed or strip down?
• Call in sick or go in?
• Dare I continue scrolling?
• Which ring to wear?

Edited to correct typos from typing one-handed on a phone

I can always be convinced to stay in bed

 

[morelikeasong]

The ladies are beautiful but I concede nothing!

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[morelikeasong]

A few of us tried, though some have *poofed*

You had an exciting morning!