MissRadiant
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I thought apologized, my lifeguard certificate expired years ago.Um.... What the... no drowning here, Jack!
I step out for an hour... and people are just going crazy!



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I thought apologized, my lifeguard certificate expired years ago.Um.... What the... no drowning here, Jack!
I step out for an hour... and people are just going crazy!
Can confirm, but certainly worth it when a bunch of brats show up!As someone who grew up with her parents having a hot tub and above ground pool, and my aunt&uncle next door with inground........They are a pain to upkeep.
Then @BrendaBear could just get a pool boy…
I agree, but I also enjoyed swimming alone and in my parents, usually topless or naked....in either...also in daylight or night.Cam confirm, but certainly worth it when a bunch of brats show up!
Then @BrendaBear could just get a pool boy…
I think @MissRadiant was going to put sunscreen on him!I don't have a pool though... and if people are just going to let Jack drown out there, I think I'll just skip on that.
Then people will just let @cactusjack0584 burn in the Las Vegas sun if I'm not paying attention. That hurts, and is miserable, but better then drowning.
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack!
Not a chance in hell I'm catching up on anything, but I saw I was called Satan - rude.
It's been a HELL of a week. Dust is settling, but it's going to get kicked up again. The artist formerly known as Tism was renamed Boomerang by My Little Treasure, @Sammysub07 , and I've upped that to Boomerang Bitch, or BB for short. Iykyk....
Did you miss me? Probably not. Do I care? Hell no! Haha!
Oh it was looooooooong before that. The origin post was the link to the monster dildos.Me thinks it was started by the Queen after you won the SS award for your links!![]()
Yes I did, I may have missed a spot or forgot to reapply. Oops.I think @MissRadiant was going to put sunscreen on him!
Can you please share the website link !
Don't believe me?! Ask her yourself!
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Don't sook Dollface. You're still my first interactions when the house wakes![]()
Wow you sure know how to make a man feel like a man
Don't sook Dollface. You're still my first interactions when the house wakes![]()
Wait. Am I missing something? What's wrong with the odd-but-fun dildo franchise?
Don't believe me?! Ask her yourself!
Stupid link won't let me look. That's like hiding all the animals when visiting the zoo
This happens to me all the time when I tell stories. Like mini-epiphanies about why I am the way I am(That may explain a thing or two, come to think of it)
Damned imgbb anyway!Stupid link won't let me look. That's like hiding all the animals when visiting the zoo
Oooooo, that's better!