MidwestPrincess23
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But it's more fun this way!!!
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crazychemgirl
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Fuck I still have to sound out Wednesday as WED-nesday
cactusjack0584
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I feel personally attacked…
I mean that came out of nowhere…
Honestly that shit is bananas…
B-A-N-A-N-A-S…
cactusjack0584
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Wait…
You mean other people don’t?
crazychemgirl
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Satan save me from incompetent men.
crazychemgirl
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crazychemgirl
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You’re welcome.
cactusjack0584
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There’s no hope…
We (considering myself incompetent more often than not) are fucking everywhere…
SalaciousMonkey22
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UnquietDreams
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I saw the first one, but crazy, gross, Rube Goldberg deaths are not my bag. Also the logic, that Death sends the visions, then goes and tortures people for fun seems...dickish and stupid.
BongoGal
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Around here back in 2020, there was a horrible accident in which a woman got decapitated by an elevator. All the news reports about it avoided the word ‘decapitation’, but that’s what happened.
https://nypost.com/2020/10/25/new-details-emerge-in-death-of-boston-u-prof-crushed-by-elevator/
crazychemgirl
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My friend and I watched it back in the day and he said the Final Destination universe is the most fucked up of all movie universes.
I don’t think death is torturing people for fun … I don’t think he sends the visions either. Maybe it’s death and the powers that be in an eternal struggle for souls.
Either way the deaths are so crazy and unreal it’s way too much fun not to watch.
SalaciousMonkey22
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I’ve seen…4 of them I think? Never paid a second of attention to the “plot” Just watch the scenes and try to decide how folks are gonna go while waiting for Tony Todd to show up.
I think tanning bed and nail gun are my favorites.
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crazychemgirl
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Omg that’s some of the best part … trying to guess how it’s gonna happen.
And fuck I love Tony Todd.
SalaciousMonkey22
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I probably won’t see the new one in the theater but the trailer was hilarious
cactusjack0584
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If anyone was able to accurately guess all those deaths, consistently….
Maybe they need to be committed…
Because some of them were so out of left field, not all, but some…
MrMakersMark
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Asking the wrong cat for help.
He'll just swap those dudes out for younger and dumber dudes.
Or worse...
UnquietDreams
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I agree.
If I remember correctly (from TV Tropes diving), the third film said Death sends the visions, then the the fourth reconned that even avoiding your death and Death coming after you is "all part of the plan," all built in by Fate. Which seems worse.
Either way, Death is an asshole.
SalaciousMonkey22
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We could probably create a heterodoxy that Lucifer fell because he saw how dumb men were and was like all this “Wife submit to your husband” stuff in the Bible was a recipe for disaster and God didn’t take that well. Cause you know…dude….Asking the wrong cat for help.
He'll just swap those dudes out for younger and dumber dudes.
Or worse...
Hmmmmmm lotta money in religion….
MidwestPrincess23
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Story time... I was going to post this on the "what made you smile" thread... but I just thought here was SO MUCH MORE fitting!
I smiled this morning because my daughter tried to smuggle a whole can of spray cheese into her lunch box for lunch today
I about died laughing and told her she didn't need a whole can of cheese... Then I realized I was being pretty hypocritical. Who DOESN'T need a whole can of cheese??
in case you forgot...
I smiled this morning because my daughter tried to smuggle a whole can of spray cheese into her lunch box for lunch today
I about died laughing and told her she didn't need a whole can of cheese... Then I realized I was being pretty hypocritical. Who DOESN'T need a whole can of cheese??
in case you forgot...
cactusjack0584
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Yeah that makes sense…Story time... I was going to post this on the "what made you smile" thread... but I just thought here was SO MUCH MORE fitting!
I smiled this morning because my daughter tried to smuggle a whole can of spray cheese into her lunch box for lunch today
I about died laughing and told her she didn't need a whole can of cheese... Then I realized I was being pretty hypocritical. Who DOESN'T need a whole can of cheese??
in case you forgot...
MrMakersMark
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hmmm..
Good point.
On the other hand...
He may not have fallen.
God may actually be a Woman and the Brother just decided to jump.
SalaciousMonkey22
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I think that’s just the orthodox beliefhmmm..
Good point.
On the other hand...
He may not have fallen.
God may actually be a Woman and the Brother just decided to jump.
Lot more competition in that field.
