New Jersey Pope joke thread

[Politruk]

Why should you never take communion if Pope Leo XIV is conducting the mass?
He can't break the habit of shooting anyone who kneels.

 

[AnomalyLady]

Watching hahaha

 

[Politruk]

Why should you never take communion if Pope Leo XIV is conducting the mass?
He can't break the habit of shooting anyone who kneels.

Now I hear this Pope was actually born in Chicago . . . but it still works.

 

[Politruk]

Chicago . . . Can anybody think of a pope-related joke about deep-dish pizza?

 

[Politruk]

Or, "Da Beatitudess?"

 

[AnomalyLady]

Chicago . . . Can anybody think of a pope-related joke about deep-dish pizza?

Something combining deep dish and deep throat

 

[Bray123]

Something combining deep dish and deep throat

And meaty balls.

 

[Bray123]

He's the first Pope to hate The Cardinals.

 

[gxnn]

Why should you never take communion if Pope Leo XIV is conducting the mass?
He can't break the habit of shooting anyone who kneels.

Congratulations to American people to have another world leader!
Is Chicago a blessed place, where an NBA ace player was borne, a black American president has been produced and now an American Pope is made?
But the new pope looks more like a European than an American, living far away from the mainstream society of the US for too long. I doubt he can fully understand the lines of many American TV dramas and the late night talk shows.
I don't know whether a pope can have a wife or not, if he can, I wish him a happy mother's day for tomorrow.

 

[Politruk]

I don't know whether a pope can have a wife or not

Not exactly, but see Alexander VI.