'Our new woke pope': Newly minted pontiff’s post slamming JD Vance lights up social media

[Saint_Ann]

I always figured the first American Pope would be born after 1970 because of all the taint from priests born earlier than that.

I think the Gen X priests had high speed internet and PornHub. Lol.

I smoked weed once with a priest in college. Used to see a lot of young men hanging there. He would get calls from parishioners, high as a kite, and discuss church stuff. The liquor stores would deliver him St. Pauli beer by the case. Come to find out he grew up around where I was from. The white robes aren't hiding anything.

 

[eric_erosfan]

I smoked weed once with a priest in college. Used to see a lot of young men hanging there. He would get calls from parishioners, high as a kite, and discuss church stuff. The liquor stores would deliver him St. Pauli beer by the case. Come to find out he grew up around where I was from. The white robes aren't hiding anything.

I don't care about weed or booze. Just keep your pearly-white dick out of little boys' rectums.

Sounds like what I keep telling Pedro. Lol.

 

[Politruk]

I don't care about weed or booze. Just keep your pearly-white dick out of little boys' rectums.

Sounds like what I keep telling Pedro. Lol.

Holy Father, do not look away!
For the priests with the altar boys play!
If you plunge your aspergil
To feed base, primal urge, you'll
Risk the wrath of the Ancient of Days!

"Touch these little ones not!" saith He!
"It were much thing the better for thee
"To be hung from a millstone
"By thy naughty boyfillstones
"And be drowned in the depths of the sea!"

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

 

[Saint_Ann]

I don't care about weed or booze....
Lol.

What do you think the weed and booze was for?

 

[Politruk]

At least this radical new Pope has some impeccably traditional homophobia.

 

[Bray123]

Wow! It only took a few hours to politicize the Pope. At least he didn't take the name Pope Pius, thank God.

He took the name 'Leo' after the guy best known for condemning slavery, probably to troll the MAGAts.

 

[Justplainjeff]

At least he didn't take the name Pius, Pope Pius XII, 1939-1958, the Pontiff who refused to excommunicate Hitler until 1944, and helped spirit 100's if not 1000's of Nazi war criminals out of Germany, through Switzerland, to South America, after WWII. He was well known for his extreme antisemitism.

 

[Politruk]

At least he didn't take the name Pius, Pope Pius XII, 1939-1958, the Pontiff who refused to excommunicate Hitler until 1944, and helped spirit 100's if not 1000's of Nazi war criminals out of Germany, through Switzerland, to South America, after WWII. He was well known for his extreme antisemitism.

It was not until Vatican II that the Church dropped its longstanding official position that the Jews were to blame for the death of Jesus.

 

[heathrowinneo]

The Catholic church has a systemic abuse problem with a long history. When something like that starts affecting people I personally know, I know it's true. The head dude always owns it.

Every organized religion has a history of abuse, the Mormons, baptists, southrrn telebangalists...

 

[Saint_Ann]

Every organized religion has a history of abuse, the Mormons, baptists, southrrn telebangalists...

Buddhists?

 

[Justplainjeff]

It was not until Vatican II that the Church dropped its longstanding official position that the Jews were to blame for the death of Jesus.

That might be true, but since October 7th, 2023, Pope Francis never once tried to convince Hamas or Iran to release ANY hostages from Gaza. Yet he constantly tried to get Israel to stop protecting themselves.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

 

[butters]

Rod Dreher, Louisiana native and editor-at-large with The American Conservative calls new pope a racial slur
catching some well-deserved heat on social media

Dreher posted to his 120,000 followers on X Friday, "With a name like 'Prevost' and New Orleans roots, I thought the new pope might be a coona--."

Lafayette attorney Warren Perrin, who served as president of the Council for the Development of French in Louisiana, said "pride in your roots and the word 'coona--' don’t go together," according to the article.

Perrin's "movement won a big victory back in 1981 when it got the Louisiana State Legislature to condemn the word as offensive," the article said. "Legislators not only condemned it, they outlined the word’s etymology" as coming from the French word connasse, which means "dirty wh--- or stupid person."

 

[heathrowinneo]

Buddhists?

Go ask em

 

[LLCox]

Vance is not worth ANY Pope's time. A sexual couch predator.

 

[Politruk]

Vance is not worth ANY Pope's time. A sexual couch predator.

But how old was the couch?