Anyone from the UK?

[LucieLou007]

A bus ticket to the library? Its warm in there.

wow what a romantic place to pick

 

[jonnoback]

wow what a romantic place to pick

sssh… quiet please…

 

[Quimpossibility]

wow what a romantic place to pick

I hear the cookery section is pretty saucy

 

[metrifonate]

I hear the cookery section is pretty saucy

Firm buns and no soggy bottoms

 

[Quimpossibility]

The sport section can be pretty racy

 

[metrifonate]

Tits and boobies in the ornitholgy section.

 

[Ironfan]

Lips and rims in the pottery section, flaps and nipples in the engineering and mechanics sections

 

[metrifonate]

Lips and rims in the pottery section, flaps and nipples in the engineering and mechanics sections

Dont look in the poultry keeping section

 

[Quimpossibility]

My love life, in the fantasy section haha!

 

[Quimpossibility]

Fucking Morrisons man turns up two hours early when I'm in my pants sweating!

Now to be clear, I had just done some cardio.
Some ACTUAL cardio.
I also put clothes on before answering the door.

I was not wanking.

That will be my epitaph.

 

[firefox27eros]

Thats what i need a break to somewhere warm, i have a passport anyone want to take me and pay for me

@LucieLou007 a dinner on the south?

Bought pork shanks at the butcher and cooked a shank stew yesterday, tonight dinner will be with boiled potatoes and a cucumber salad with sour cream/tzatziki.

 

[LucieLou007]

@LucieLou007 a dinner on the south?

Bought pork shanks at the butcher and cooked a shank stew yesterday, tonight dinner will be with boiled potatoes and a cucumber salad with sour cream/tzatziki.

I had a carvery today at a pub with friends so a bit full, but i could fit in the dessert What's the options

 

[firefox27eros]

I had a carvery today at a pub with friends so a bit full, but i could fit in the dessert What's the options

The chef's number 1 offer would be you , @LucieLou007.
The second option is something easy to digest and creamy as well and always ready and fresh...
Every other demand needs more or less preparation!
Or just kind of classical like strawberry in dark chocolate coat and cream served on you.

 

[LucieLou007]

The chef's number 1 offer would be you , @LucieLou007.
The second option is something easy to digest and creamy as well and always ready and fresh...
Every other demand needs more or less preparation!
Or just kind of classical like strawberry in dark chocolate coat and cream served on you.

Think i will pass

 

[orangecurious]

the woodwork creaks...

 

[firefox27eros]

Think i will pass

Every other demand needs more or less preparation!

I generally don't make dessert, otherwise it takes time like apple pie, but it will be healthy, low carb.

 

[Fufumberuk]

I had a carvery today at a pub with friends so a bit full, but i could fit in the dessert What's the options

Strawberrys, meringue and extra thick double cream

 

[metrifonate]

Fucking Morrisons man turns up two hours early when I'm in my pants sweating!

Now to be clear, I had just done some cardio.
Some ACTUAL cardio.
I also put clothes on before answering the door.

I was not wanking.

That will be my epitaph.

I'm not wanking is great epitath.

 

[jonnoback]

Fucking Morrisons man turns up two hours early when I'm in my pants sweating!

Now to be clear, I had just done some cardio.
Some ACTUAL cardio.
I also put clothes on before answering the door.

I was not wanking.

That will be my epitaph.

We believe you… though he didn’t!

 

[tigger_lover]

Good evening everyone, bit of a random question but what's the difference between polygamous and an open relationship lol

 

[metrifonate]

Good evening everyone, bit of a random question but what's the difference between polygamous and an open relationship lol

Polygamous suggests two or more regular partners in a group relationship.
Open is you are with one person but free to see others, not necessarily known to your partner.

 

[metrifonate]

I had a carvery today at a pub with friends so a bit full, but i could fit in the dessert What's the options

fruit sorbet is not filling or summer pudding.

 

[tigger_lover]

Polygamous suggests two or more regular partners in a group relationship.
Open is you are with one person but free to see others, not necessarily known to your partner.

Thank you i did wonder that

 

[jonnoback]

I had a carvery today at a pub with friends so a bit full, but i could fit in the dessert What's the options

I’ve got a home made monster gooey Black Forest gateau shouting at me from the fridge!

 

[jonnoback]

I'm not wanking is great epitath.

I told you I was ill.