What Litsters Do You Notice?

[ShaneoD]

That might be the only way I get unsolicited pics. But I'm not sure I want your dick pics. Maybe something artistic.

I can draw an elephant's face, that's the best I've got

 

[AtramentousRex]

I can draw an elephant's face, that's the best I've got

I was thinking laser light and glow in the dark condoms. I feel inspired.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I could give you suggestions, but that would feel hypocritical, seeing as I don’t follow any men at all.

Still… there are a few worth the trouble.

Maybe I should make an alt, follow every man on Lit, and just start firing off eerily pointed, suspiciously identical PM fantasies.

Equal opportunity thirst trap, you know?

Would you just gender swap the fantasies you currently send out or…?!?

 

[ShaneoD]

I was thinking laser light and glow in the dark condoms. I feel inspired.

How very modern

 

[AtramentousRex]

How very modern

I like to delight and amaze.

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

I could give you suggestions, but that would feel hypocritical, seeing as I don’t follow any men at all.

Still… there are a few worth the trouble.

Maybe I should make an alt, follow every man on Lit, and just start firing off eerily pointed, suspiciously identical PM fantasies.

Equal opportunity thirst trap, you know?

Who creates phony alts? Seriously! That's just so fake! I guess I just put too much emphasis on authenticity and being real.

Anyways, ever been with another woman? I think you're hot.

Tee hee hee
TNT

 

[EvaLane]

Who creates phony alts? Seriously! That's just so fake! I guess I just put too much emphasis on authenticity and being real.

Anyways, ever been with another woman? I think you're hot.

Tee hee hee
TNT

Now how’d you get that photo of me

 

[Taegul]

Now how’d you get that photo of me

Please don't encourage me....I mean her.....Please don't encourage "her"..

 

[FormerAllStar2]

The ones who over-post and the ones who should post more often.

 

[Gamine67]

Nt th knd tht tk m vwls

 

[Mo_Bandy]

The ones with the sagging tits.

 

[AtramentousRex]

The ones wearing bright outfits, like birds using colorful plumage to attract mates.

 

[jason28053]

Nt th knd tht tk m vwls

I’d like to buy a vowel

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

The ones wearing bright outfits, like birds using colorful plumage to attract mates.

Hi! As the resident (h)ornithologist around these parts, I feel compelled to alert you that it's typically males that exhibit that colorful, sexy plumage!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/EqB89LYb_DcAAAAC/now-you-know-the-more-you-know.gif

 

[AtramentousRex]

Hi! As the resident (h)ornithologist around these parts, I feel compelled to alert you that it's typically males that exhibit that colorful, sexy plumage!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/EqB89LYb_DcAAAAC/now-you-know-the-more-you-know.gif

And? I notice you abmaster. Rrrowwl.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And? I notice you abmaster. Rrrowwl.

Pssst, I think Quack. Or Chirp. Might work better.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Pssst, I think Quack. Or Chirp. Might work better.

I'm more of a click or whistle kinda guy, but you're on the right track

 

[AtramentousRex]

Pssst, I think Quack. Or Chirp. Might work better.

I have to learn bird calls now??

I'm more of a click or whistle kinda guy, but you're on the right track

Screw this, I'm sticking to women who don't want me, dudes are too demanding!

 

[jonnoback]

I could give you suggestions, but that would feel hypocritical, seeing as I don’t follow any men at all.

Still… there are a few worth the trouble.

Maybe I should make an alt, follow every man on Lit, and just start firing off eerily pointed, suspiciously identical PM fantasies.

Equal opportunity thirst trap, you know?

Seems like a lot of effort…

 

[Lord Pmann]

Who creates phony alts? Seriously! That's just so fake! I guess I just put too much emphasis on authenticity and being real.

Anyways, ever been with another woman? I think you're hot.

Tee hee hee
TNT

My love…

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I could give you suggestions, but that would feel hypocritical, seeing as I don’t follow any men at all.

Why not?

Still… there are a few worth the trouble.

Stahhhhhp you're going to make me blush

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why not?

Stahhhhhp you're going to make me blush

Well this is awkward…

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Well this is awkward…

You sound just like that lady of the night when I brought out those duck bills...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You sound just like that lady of the night when I brought out those duck bills...

Funny story…

 

[AtramentousRex]

Boys the obsession with birds is going to scare away the wonderful, beautiful ladies of Lit