Cock Map

[UsuallyPresent]

Oh, my fucking hell. I’m dying laughing. And that clitoris really does look like a duck

Perhaps it’s not all it’s quacked up to be?

 

[Endless_Night]

Things I have learned:

-There are brave, pioneering souls willing to dress up as nether regions in order to promote their Etsy shops.
-The clitoris looks like a duck.
-There is no euphemism for clitoris.
-How to use the *cover it up* button.

Yesterday was enlightening.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Things I have learned:

-There are brave, pioneering souls willing to dress up as nether regions in order to promote their Etsy shops.
-The clitoris looks like a duck.
-There is no euphemism for clitoris.
-How to use the *cover it up* button.

Yesterday was enlightening.

Euphemisms for clitoris -
- rhymes-with-Dolores
- the ‘c’ spot
- bald man in the boat

Yer welcome.

 

[Apisto42]

Euphemisms for clitoris -
- rhymes-with-Dolores
- the ‘c’ spot
- bald man in the boat

Yer welcome.

The bean.
Pleasure button.
Where’s Waldo.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’m pretty sure the numerous clitoris euphemisms has made @Endless_Night bolt and hide

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m pretty sure the numerous clitoris euphemisms has made @Endless_Night bolt and hide

Let me say I stand corrected.

There are no euphemisms I would be willing to use for the . . . duck organ.

 

[Apisto42]

Let me say I stand corrected.

There are no euphemisms I would be willing to use for the . . . duck organ.

“Duck organ” is probably the worst you could use.

 

[Endless_Night]

“Duck organ” is probably the worst you could use.

Pretty sure that is not the case.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

“Duck organ” is probably the worst you could use.

Now I’m picturing Enny scream out, “flick my duck organ harder! Faster!”

I can’t stop laughing

 

[Apisto42]

Now I’m picturing Enny scream out, “flick my duck organ harder! Faster!”

I can’t stop laughing

Yeah, but laughter is good for sex.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Laughing during sex is all fine & good, but not pointing & laughing, to misquote Billy Crystal

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Laughing during sex is mostly only seen from teenagers and coked out skanks.

 

[Photog1rl]

I was thinking of taking up crochet, and while perusing patterns ran across this on Etsy.

I mean . . . impressive commitment to hawking your product?

https://i.etsystatic.com/27886207/r/il/d2c50c/6083746945/il_1588xN.6083746945_sh7b.jpg

I get the vagina in her right hand, but what is in her left hand?
A duck with elephantitus of the balls?
And what is she wearing?
Is there a part of the anatomy that I’m completely unfamiliar with?

Omg. I am dying.

You guys had me laughing so hard at this whole exchange. Just one more reason why this thread is a favorite.
Now I'm imaging one of those pussy hats thst were popular during the women's march but with a prominent and NOT to-scale duck clit on the front.

 

[Endless_Night]

Now I’m picturing Enny scream out, “flick my duck organ harder! Faster!”

I can’t stop laughing

I would never!!!

Besides, I lose my words during . . . you know.

Why am I talking about this?

 

[Endless_Night]

@hotwords229_A, I may have found you a tentacle movie!

The Untamed (2016).

Small caveat. I have not seen it myself.

So while there is definitely alien sex, there's no guarantee it won't turn out to be another of those *supposed to be tentacle but really a worm* fiascos.

 

[hotwords229_A]

@hotwords229_A, I may have found you a tentacle movie!

The Untamed (2016).

Small caveat. I have not seen it myself.

So while there is definitely alien sex, there's no guarantee it won't turn out to be another of those *supposed to be tentacle but really a worm* fiascos.

That’s the one I think I posted pages back.
The hot sexy scene with the girl.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That’s the one I think I posted pages back.
The hot sexy scene with the girl.

Yes!
Here’s part of the scene!

Hmmm, that link doesn’t take you directly to it, it’s under Ruth Ramos (3rd video in)

 

[LovelyLadyBits]

Aren't they one of the states with the lowest literacy rate? Correlation?

No , that would be Louisiana

 

[Endless_Night]

Yes!
Here’s part of the scene!

Hmmm, that link doesn’t take you directly to it, it’s under Ruth Ramos (3rd video in)

Oh! Oh! Oh!

So graphic!

That did come up some time back. At least, the scene. I did not know the movie to which it was attached!

IndieWire tags it as the second best tentacle sex film ever made.

They don't mention the first, which seems a little strange.

 

[hotwords229_A]

@deefalttwunnyfor
What is the future of Cock Map now that Lit ruined image posting?

Time for a rebrand?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

@deefalttwunnyfor
What is the future of Cock Map now that Lit ruined image posting?

Time for a rebrand?

Wait what happened to image posting?!?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Wait what happened to image posting?!?

Lit, in its wisdom and apparently to prevent future legal shenanigans, is now deleting attachments depicting nude people, be they photographic, drawing, etc. Links remain 'ok', but you'll see lots of blanked posts. see https://forum.literotica.com/thread...-publishing-queue-nudity-policy-more.1632509/ for details from the site's tech.

 

[hotwords229_A]

So far, all my dirty posts are linked but still there, but this hurts a thread like Cock Map.
Now we have to click on links to see maps of cock.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So far, all my dirty posts are linked but still there, but this hurts a thread like Cock Map.
Now we have to click on links to see maps of cock.

On one hand, this opens the door for a lot of trolling posts. Do you know how excited Little_Sister would've been about this? On the other hand... is my limp dong

 

[hotwords229_A]

On one hand, this opens the door for a lot of trolling posts. Do you know how excited Little_Sister would've been about this? On the other hand... is my limp dong

Ah, Little_Sister

You never knew what you were going to get, but it was worth it when it went right. (Second time I’ve posted this one tonight, but it’s a good one).