Cock Map

[hotwords229_A]

Baby, you use it right and it should matter how big it is ...

Besides... I'm only 5'4.....
You don't have a whole lot to work with but I am a handful

5’4” is just enough.
But if you’re only a handful, what should I do with my other hand?

 

[dawn_of_night]

5’4” is just enough.
But if you’re only a handful, what should I do with my other hand?

That's up to you baby....
Maybe you wanna use both hands just for fun!
I know I'd use both, regardless of how tall you are....

 

[hotwords229_A]

That's up to you baby....
Maybe you wanna use both hands just for fun!
I know I'd use both, regardless of how tall you are....

I feel like I’m getting taller every second.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

*refuses to use any kind of embarrassed emoji*

I think I've hit my limit for the day.

Did I miss all the fun?!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I feel like I’m getting taller every second.

That's what happens when there's a short girl around...

 

[Endless_Night]

Did I miss all the fun?!

Nope! Nothing to see here.

Move along.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Why? Why would you be measuring . . . that part of the anatomy in the first place?

Probably to accurately assess the necessary orifice size for teabagging. Ahhhh I love science

 

[Endless_Night]

Long day, little sleep. I finished up, collapsed on the couch, and flipped on the first sci-fi movie that came to hand.

A full fifteen minutes in I realized it was GALAXY OF TERROR, of previous Cock Map fame.

I'm too lazy to figure out where the remote slid too, and even if I wasn't, I am definitely too lazy to find something else.

So here I am.

Watching a movie that features worm sex.

I blame @hotwords229_A.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Long day, little sleep. I finished up, collapsed on the couch, and flipped on the first sci-fi movie that came to hand.

A full fifteen minutes in I realized it was GALAXY OF TERROR, of previous Cock Map fame.

I'm too lazy to figure out where the remote slid too, and even if I wasn't, I am definitely too lazy to find something else.

So here I am.

Watching a movie that features worm sex.

I blame @hotwords229_A.

Call it what you will, that scene is HOT!!!
https://64.media.tumblr.com/dbbc19d268a8c513da50e1db20fa50f8/tumblr_ojhfdx8nfm1ro2vl4o1_250.gifv
There is something about a naked woman, all slimy and writhing around that makes me horny.
I think it’s the naked and slimy part. Also the writhing.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I love getting all slimy and writhy with body wash for a few seconds before I rinse off.
Does that count?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I love getting all slimy and writhy with body wash for a few seconds before I rinse off.
Does that count?

Yes.
Yes, it does.

 

[Apisto42]

I love getting all slimy and writhy with body wash for a few seconds before I rinse off.
Does that count?

Well then, guess who has to hide his erection getting off the van pool after reading that?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

AWKWARD BONER!!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

AWKWARD BONER!!

There used to be a thread where guys talked about where they had their most awkward erections... ahhhh what this place used to be

 

[Qky75]

AWKWARD BONER!!

And this is why I hate sweat pants.

13. Class assembly. Friction. Laughing. Pointing. I thought the nickname Boner wore off after 6 weeks......until my senior year book signed by a long time schoolmate....Good luck in the future. Boner! Ha Ha....

 

[aussiegeekygal]

And this is why I hate sweat pants.

And why I love them

But yes, I'm so sorry little Q had to deal with that. Kids are cruel and that can really fuck up your relationship with your body. Ugh

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

And why I love them

But yes, I'm so sorry little Q had to deal with that. Kids are cruel and that can really fuck up your relationship with your body. Ugh

I do have some good news. Little Q has been able to have plenty of boners since then. Innumerable, even. As many as there are grains of sand on the beach

 

[hotwords229_A]

There used to be a thread where guys talked about where they had their most awkward erections... ahhhh what this place used to be

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/pardon-my-boner.1499100/

Is it this one?

 

[Endless_Night]

I was thinking of taking up crochet, and while perusing patterns ran across this on Etsy.

I mean . . . impressive commitment to hawking your product?

https://i.etsystatic.com/27886207/r/il/d2c50c/6083746945/il_1588xN.6083746945_sh7b.jpg

 

[hotwords229_A]

I get the vagina in her right hand, but what is in her left hand?
A duck with elephantitus of the balls?
And what is she wearing?
Is there a part of the anatomy that I’m completely unfamiliar with?

 

[Endless_Night]

I get the vagina in her right hand, but what is in her left hand?

*whispers*

It's a clitoris.

A duck with elephantitus of the balls?

Omg.

And what is she wearing?

A clitoris.

Is there a part of the anatomy that I’m completely unfamiliar with?

I most sincerely hope not.

 

[Endless_Night]

Omg. I am dying.

 

[hotwords229_A]

*whispers*

It's a clitoris.


Omg.


A clitoris.


I most sincerely hope not.

I’m pretty sure that’s a duck in her hand.
Maybe she’s just really bad at this?

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m pretty sure that’s a duck in her hand.
Maybe she’s just really bad at this?

I am wheezing from laughing so hard.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I am wheezing from laughing so hard.

Oh, my fucking hell. I’m dying laughing. And that clitoris really does look like a duck