Cock Talk

[lavendersilk]

Working at jerking

But not jerking at work, right?

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I'm glad he is doing that on a bed and not the carpet. That would be a very uncomfortable rug burn.

Masturbation. It’s fun, it’s healthy and it’s something you can do with the person you like best.

If you can't like yourself, how in the hell are you gonna like somebody else?

Do you try to mix it up when masturbating, or do you do the same old tired routine?

I mix it up. On the weekends. During the week I kick it old school due to time restraints.

Have you tried temperature play with yourself? Ice cubes, tingling lube, etc.

Yes. Love it.

Have you tried anal play? Shouldn’t you?

Not really. Maybe.

Do you rely heavily on tools or are you a fingers and fantasy kind of person?

Toys, fingers, whatever I have near me at the time.

What is a masturbation trick you learned that the rest of us might not know about?

I have not reinvented that wheel yet, sadly.

Have you tasted yourself, why not?

Yes.

Have you ever instructed someone on how you want them to masturbate or had them tell you as a fun little playtime thing?

Absolutely. So hot.

What masturbation technique are you willing to try tonight and report back here tomorrow?

Not sure. Will figure it out I'm sure...

 

[hotwords229_A]

But not jerking at work, right?

What if you work at a sperm bank?
They can’t have policies about not looking at porn at work, can they?
I wonder how HR works there. I may have to look into this more.

If you can't like yourself, how in the hell are you gonna like somebody else?

Exactly.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You think I like myself best??

Well, we like you anyway.

 

[mikeyvis00]

What if you work at a sperm bank?
They can’t have policies about not looking at porn at work, can they?
I wonder how HR works there. I may have to look into this more.

Exactly.

Similar to McDonald's I guess. They should have a "Don't touch the milkshakes" policy too

 

[hotwords229_A]

Similar to McDonald's I guess. They should have a "Don't touch the milkshakes" policy too

Don’t tell me anything bad about the Shamrock Shake, I live for that shit!

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m aiming to get off on penetration alone or at least without relying on direct clit stimulation.

Same! We should compare notes.

 

[EvaLane]

I don’t know if I have any new technique. My vacuum masturbation reputation precedes me. You stick your dick in a vacuum one or two months, 25 years ago, and people never let you live it down.

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

 

[hotwords229_A]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

I agree, the knife needs to be in the other room.
Also, once he pulled out, he should have pressed the narrow end against his frenulum rather than his balls.
Now, I want to go fuck a pumpkin!

BTW, I need access to your full porn collection.

 

[lavendersilk]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

Ok... a lot to unpack there. First, he needs a bigger "pumpkin." Second, he should have put a dildo in it first to make way for his dick. Also, lighting and music go a long way towards setting the mood. It would have loosened that squash right up.

 

[deft]

Ok... a lot to unpack there. First, he needs a bigger "pumpkin." Second, he should have put a dildo in it first to make way for his dick. Also, lighting and music go a long way towards setting the mood. It would have loosened that squash right up.

The presentation does leave a lot to be desired. Dude has a hot body and a gorgeous cock… he needs to work on his stagecraft.

 

[Taegul]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

WTF! Are you trying to scare me away from the produce aisle for good?

That's it. I'm staying in the meat section. No one would ever violate a ham. Right? RIGHT?!?!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ok... a lot to unpack there. First, he needs a bigger "pumpkin." Second, he should have put a dildo in it first to make way for his dick. Also, lighting and music go a long way towards setting the mood. It would have loosened that squash right up.

Oh, a dildo in the pumpkin. I read that wrong.

The presentation does leave a lot to be desired. Dude has a hot body and a gorgeous cock… he needs to work on his stagecraft.

Boy, you guys are harsh!
A guy can’t even have sex with a gourd in his shower without getting all kinds of “feedback”.

WTF! Are you trying to scare me away from the produce aisle for good?

That's it. I'm staying in the meat section. No one would ever violate a ham. Right? RIGHT?!?!

It’s also called “Pork” for a reason.

 

[Taegul]

It’s also called “Pork” for a reason.

Actually, I think it's what they call a glazed ham...

 

[mikeyvis00]

The presentation does leave a lot to be desired. Dude has a hot body and a gorgeous cock… he needs to work on his stagecraft.

I agree with my man here. The casting was 10/10, but the scenography needs some improvements hahahaha

 

[LostHorizon]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

You don’t have to wait until autumn, I can fuck a watermelon just as easy as a pumpkin.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I agree with my man here. The casting was 10/10, but the scenography needs some improvements hahahaha

It’s not Shining like Kubrick, but did it make your Hitchcock Psycho?

 

[mikeyvis00]

It’s not Shining like Kubrick, but did it make your Hitchcock Psycho?

It definitely satisfied the expectations hahahaha

 

[hotwords229_A]

It’s not Shining like Kubrick, but did it make your Hitchcock Psycho?

Damnit!!!
What a missed opportunity.
I should have said, “…did it make your Hitchcock North by Northwest”.
I’ll never forgive myself.

 

[Lord Pmann]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

I’m in public, but I want to click. Badly.

 

[Lord Pmann]

But not jerking at work, right?

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm Gen X so not very familiar with the emoji lingo... Are you OK? Do you need me to call an ambulance?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m in public, but I want to click. Badly.

It’s kind of an educational video.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

All I could think for most of that video was

"For god's sake, put down that knife man!"

 

[mikeyvis00]

It’s kind of an educational video.

We can find so many useful tutorials out there

 

[peekingone]

NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me

where I am at the state doesn't allow this site to see it..