Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

Alright, I think it’s time the men tried being on their knees for once.

And for those needing an accessibility accommodation - might I suggest the two finger method?

Ladies, I think it’s time we reclaim the living room - and more importantly, the couch. Or the chair. Or the floor.

Anywhere.

Also, please wear socks.

And if we’re feeling extra naughty, maybe share the experience with a friend

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[Taegul]

Ladies, I think it’s time we reclaim the living room - and more importantly, the couch. Or the chair. Or the floor.

Anywhere.

Also, please wear socks.

And if we’re feeling extra naughty, maybe share the experience with a friend

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[jason28053]

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Why Johnny Ringo, you look like someone just walked over your grave

 

[mikeyvis00]

Ladies, I think it’s time we reclaim the living room - and more importantly, the couch. Or the chair. Or the floor.

Anywhere.

Also, please wear socks.

And if we’re feeling extra naughty, maybe share the experience with a friend

My couch/chair/floor is your couch/chair/floor. Be my guest

 

[LostHorizon]

Alright, I think it’s time the men tried being on their knees for once.

And for those needing an accessibility accommodation - might I suggest the two finger method?

Ladies, I think it’s time we reclaim the living room - and more importantly, the couch. Or the chair. Or the floor.

Anywhere.

Also, please wear socks.

And if we’re feeling extra naughty, maybe share the experience with a friend

Ok…. Where do I begin?

Is there a sign up sheet?
Audition?

 

[peekingone]

Ladies, I think it’s time we reclaim the living room - and more importantly, the couch. Or the chair. Or the floor.

Anywhere.

Also, please wear socks.

And if we’re feeling extra naughty, maybe share the experience with a friend

Damn, nice way to wake up.

 

[Booboobear84]

Alright, I think it’s time the men tried being on their knees for once.

And for those needing an accessibility accommodation - might I suggest the two finger method?

That’s not why I would be on my knees

 

[morelikeasong]

Masturbation. It’s fun, it’s healthy and it’s something you can do with the person you like best.

You think I like myself best??

Do you try to mix it up when masturbating, or do you do the same old tired routine?

I do have a go-to routine, but I wouldn’t call it tired! And I also like to switch it up regularly, whether that’s a different toy or position or method.

Have you tried temperature play with yourself? Ice cubes, tingling lube, etc.

Yep! I use a glass dildo a lot and that is temperature play on its own because it starts out cold at room temp. And then once it’s been used it holds heat, as well. I love that element. I’ve tried others, too. Temp play is fun.

Have you tried anal play? Shouldn’t you?

Just a little bit. Maybe.

Do you rely heavily on tools or are you a fingers and fantasy kind of person?

I love tools. I’ve got an arsenal. Fingers just take me so much longer and more focus. I enjoy them for warmup but I pretty much always reach for a helper by myself.

What is a masturbation trick you learned that the rest of us might not know about?

I feel like any tricks are so personal. For me, if I’m having a hard time getting off, flipping to my stomach almost always helps.

Have you tasted yourself, why not?

Of course

Have you ever instructed someone on how you want them to masturbate or had them tell you as a fun little playtime thing?

I’ve never instructed someone else, aside from maybe a suggestion here and there. I have been instructed. It’s not my favorite way to involve someone else but it’s fun.

What masturbation technique are you willing to try tonight and report back here tomorrow?

Uhh, I don’t know? Is there a list to pick from?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Do you try to mix it up when masturbating, or do you do the same old tired routine?

I mix it up quite a bit…

Have you tried temperature play with yourself? Ice cubes, tingling lube, etc.

Yes both hot and cold… it can make things very interesting!

Have you tried anal play? Shouldn’t you?

Yes I have many times… including cumming only from anal stimulus

Do you rely heavily on tools or are you a fingers and fantasy kind of person?

I like to use a mix of toys and hands just whatever is accessible or what mood strikes me

What is a masturbation trick you learned that the rest of us might not know about?

Shower head on the tip of my cock in the shower as I’m cumming….

Have you tasted yourself, why not?

I have a few times..

Have you ever instructed someone on how you want them to masturbate or had them tell you as a fun little playtime thing?

Oh yes it is so much fun!!!

What masturbation technique are you willing to try tonight and report back here tomorrow?

I used the shower head in the hotel last night…. Extremely successful!

 

[deft]

Do you try to mix it up when masturbating, or do you do the same old tired routine?

Various techniques

Have you tried temperature play with yourself? Ice cubes, tingling lube, etc.

A younger deft would sometimes use ice cubes as a delaying strategy... now that I know my body and my cues much better, and have more discipline, not so much.

Have you tried anal play? Shouldn’t you?

I have, but nothing larger or deeper than a fingertip.

Do you rely heavily on tools or are you a fingers and fantasy kind of person?

It varies... remote detonation by Lovense Gush is a favourite, but that's not really masturbation, is it?

What is a masturbation trick you learned that the rest of us might not know about?

You all know about it, I'm sure... but the frenulum is King.

Have you tasted yourself, why not?

I have.

Have you ever instructed someone on how you want them to masturbate or had them tell you as a fun little playtime thing?

Yes! But I think the phrase "a fun little playtime thing" is diminishing the experience somewhat

What masturbation technique are you willing to try tonight and report back here tomorrow?

I have no time for wanking! What do you take me for?

 

[1789llx]

Great name for a thread. How can I not join?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Do you try to mix it up when masturbating, or do you do the same old tired routine?

Its mostly the same two or three routines depending on circumstance and how much time I have.

Have you tried temperature play with yourself? Ice cubes, tingling lube, etc.

Not much. The extra bells and whistles are more fun with others

Have you tried anal play? Shouldn’t you?

Yes. Everyone should

Do you rely heavily on tools or are you a fingers and fantasy kind of person?

I really like tools but fingers and fantasy work great too, especially if I'm trying to be quiet.

What is a masturbation trick you learned that the rest of us might not know about?

I assume everyone on lit knows more than I do. I'm an innocent little lamb

Have you tasted yourself, why not?

Yes, but it's not a normal thing I do when I'm masturbating. But I enjoy giving a little oral in between PIV if we change positions so....

Have you ever instructed someone on how you want them to masturbate or had them tell you as a fun little playtime thing?

Yes and yes. I find it a little harder to instruct a guy but it's been... Really good any time someone has told me what to do...

What masturbation technique are you willing to try tonight and report back here tomorrow?

Take a gummy tonight and find some good masturbation audios to listen to see how many orgasms I can have before bed. Feel free to post some links guys. I'm probably not going to report back though.

 

[EvaLane]

Working at jerking

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I love seeing a man working it hard. Sweaty, panting, eyes tightening, neck tense.

Do you try to mix it up when masturbating, or do you do the same old tired routine?

When I finally can’t stand the chittering behind my eyes, I end up on my back - shirt hiked up, no pants, phone in one hand, a small pink silicone vibrator in the other.

I search, and search, and search for something that fits. Nostalgic but new. Familiar but still different. When I find it, I consume it, all of it. Until I can’t stand it anymore and the phone slips from my fingers.

Then it’s just me, strained hands, grabbing at myself the way I imagine, or maybe remember, someone else might have.

My mouth opens, but what comes out isn’t words. It’s noise. It’s nonsense. The kind you’d only understand if you knew me well enough.

And maybe that’s why it always happens like this, by myself, following the same tired routine I’ve had for as long as I can remember.

Anyone feeling sleepy? Bored?

Have you tried temperature play with yourself? Ice cubes, tingling lube, etc.

Yes, Sir, I indeed have. Well, maybe not completely by my own volition. I suppose that story’s better left for another topic, another day

Have you tried anal play? Shouldn’t you?

I’ve owned more anal toys than vaginal ones, but only because butt plugs always come in sets of three.

Wouldn’t it be brilliant if dildos came in variety packs too?

(Actually… they do. And yes, I’ve bought one.)

Anyway, yes. Not often, and rarely on my own whim, but every now and then, I enjoy a bit of ass play.

We’re getting dangerously close to making me blush for real, so… onwards.

Do you rely heavily on tools or are you a fingers and fantasy kind of person?

When I’m alone, I definitely lean on toys and content to create the outside stimulation I need. The point, for me, is to go as mindless as possible, disconnected from my own brain.

Direct touch feels too raw sometimes, but I’ve had a few rare, desperate nights where I’ve gone back to my roots, grinding against something nearby, needy and searching for relief.

Sometimes in those moments, nostalgia is enough.

What is a masturbation trick you learned that the rest of us might not know about?

I’ve already talked everyone socks off on, soooo let’s go with another one -

Pressing directly on the clit for about 30 seconds and then letting go builds blood and sensitivity so fast it feels like setting yourself on fire.

Less can be so much more.

Have you tasted yourself, why not?

I have, it’s not something I usually do alone but there’s something undeniably sexy (and just slightly degrading) about cleaning up your own mess.

If I’m playing the “good friend” route, I’ve always thought it was a nice way to show appreciation

Have you ever instructed someone on how you want them to masturbate or had them tell you as a fun little playtime thing?

Definitely I’m a joi to have as a friend.

One of these days, it might even be a real link.

What masturbation technique are you willing to try tonight and report back here tomorrow?

I’m aiming to get off on penetration alone or at least without relying on direct clit stimulation.

It’s something I’ve been craving lately, and I think I’m finally building up the right mix of motivation and courage

I don’t really need any new suggestions, I always have a plan for myself, but I’d love to hear if anyone tries out the tips I left earlier.

 

[deft]

Well, that's set the wheels in motion, @EvaLane

 

[mikeyvis00]

Do you try to mix it up when masturbating, or do you do the same old tired routine?

Nahh, I'm very vanilla with that, as long as I feel good.

Have you tried temperature play with yourself? Ice cubes, tingling lube, etc.

Yeah, with ice cubes. It's interesting hahahaha.

Have you tried anal play? Shouldn’t you?

Yup, I have a prostate massager. I love to play with myself when I have it inside me and vibrating. I've also had orgasms without touching myself. Only the plug in place vibrating. It's delicious

Do you rely heavily on tools or are you a fingers and fantasy kind of person?

I'm more of fantasizing definitely. But form time to time I like to use some toys.

What is a masturbation trick you learned that the rest of us might not know about?

I hardly think no one knows about it, but rub it against a pillow. Doing those hip thrusts hahahaha.

Have you tasted yourself, why not?

By accident. Sometimes it flies to my mouth

Have you ever instructed someone on how you want them to masturbate or had them tell you as a fun little playtime thing?

Not really hahahaha.

What masturbation technique are you willing to try tonight and report back here tomorrow?

I'd love to play with some cock rings. I've heard they're awesome

 

[mikeyvis00]

Do you try to mix it up when masturbating, or do you do the same old tired routine?

Nahh, I'm very vanilla with that, as long as I feel good.

Have you tried temperature play with yourself? Ice cubes, tingling lube, etc.

Yeah, with ice cubes. It's interesting hahahaha.

Have you tried anal play? Shouldn’t you?

Yup, I have a prostate massager. I love to play with myself when I have it inside me and vibrating. I've also had orgasms without touching myself. Only the plug in place vibrating. It's delicious

Do you rely heavily on tools or are you a fingers and fantasy kind of person?

I'm more of fantasizing definitely. But form time to time I like to use some toys.

What is a masturbation trick you learned that the rest of us might not know about?

I hardly think no one knows about it, but rub it against a pillow. Doing those hip thrusts hahahaha.

Have you tasted yourself, why not?

By accident. Sometimes it flies to my mouth

Have you ever instructed someone on how you want them to masturbate or had them tell you as a fun little playtime thing?

Not really hahahaha.

What masturbation technique are you willing to try tonight and report back here tomorrow?

I'd love to play with some cock rings. I've heard they're awesome

Now, let's work it hard

 

[deft]

Is that an unsolicited dick pic?

 

[mikeyvis00]

Is that an unsolicited dick pic?

Define "unsolicited" aaaaand TECHNICALLY not a pic

 

[Lord Pmann]

Do you try to mix it up when masturbating, or do you do the same old tired routine?

I’m a renaissance man of masturbating. Various routines. Toys. Porn selections.

Have you tried temperature play with yourself? Ice cubes, tingling lube, etc.

Yes and not a fan.

Have you tried anal play? Shouldn’t you?

Yes. I’ve had a finger or a toy up my arse whilst getting blown and I’ve used a toy all on my own. Interestingly enough, it’s the only time I’ve been able to have multiple orgasms in such a short period of time. Like 4 within 20 minutes. But honestly, it’s not something I do often at all. It’s probably been a year or two since I have.

Do you rely heavily on tools or are you a fingers and fantasy kind of person?

Tools? What kind of tools? I mean, I’m a pretty versatile masturbator. No porn? No problem. I’ve got a number of wankable scenarios in my head.

What is a masturbation trick you learned that the rest of us might not know about?

I’ve got no tricks up my sleeve.

Have you tasted yourself, why not?

Yes. Not my thing.

Have you ever instructed someone on how you want them to masturbate or had them tell you as a fun little playtime thing?

Of course.

What masturbation technique are you willing to try tonight and report back here tomorrow?

I don’t know if I have any new technique. My vacuum masturbation reputation precedes me. You stick your dick in a vacuum one or two months, 25 years ago, and people never let you live it down.

 

[hotwords229_A]

By accident. Sometimes it flies to my mouth

Humble brag.

Now, let's work it hard

Less humble.

 

[lavendersilk]

Working at jerking

But not jerking at work, right?

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I'm glad he is doing that on a bed and not the carpet. That would be a very uncomfortable rug burn.

Masturbation. It’s fun, it’s healthy and it’s something you can do with the person you like best.

If you can't like yourself, how in the hell are you gonna like somebody else?

Do you try to mix it up when masturbating, or do you do the same old tired routine?

I mix it up. On the weekends. During the week I kick it old school due to time restraints.

Have you tried temperature play with yourself? Ice cubes, tingling lube, etc.

Yes. Love it.

Have you tried anal play? Shouldn’t you?

Not really. Maybe.

Do you rely heavily on tools or are you a fingers and fantasy kind of person?

Toys, fingers, whatever I have near me at the time.

What is a masturbation trick you learned that the rest of us might not know about?

I have not reinvented that wheel yet, sadly.

Have you tasted yourself, why not?

Yes.

Have you ever instructed someone on how you want them to masturbate or had them tell you as a fun little playtime thing?

Absolutely. So hot.

What masturbation technique are you willing to try tonight and report back here tomorrow?

Not sure. Will figure it out I'm sure...

 

[hotwords229_A]

But not jerking at work, right?

What if you work at a sperm bank?
They can’t have policies about not looking at porn at work, can they?
I wonder how HR works there. I may have to look into this more.

If you can't like yourself, how in the hell are you gonna like somebody else?

Exactly.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You think I like myself best??

Well, we like you anyway.

 

[mikeyvis00]

What if you work at a sperm bank?
They can’t have policies about not looking at porn at work, can they?
I wonder how HR works there. I may have to look into this more.

Exactly.

Similar to McDonald's I guess. They should have a "Don't touch the milkshakes" policy too

 

[hotwords229_A]

Similar to McDonald's I guess. They should have a "Don't touch the milkshakes" policy too

Don’t tell me anything bad about the Shamrock Shake, I live for that shit!