I believe…. 🤔

[Saltfountain]

@Saltfountain @EMPTYSTAR What the heck are we talking about?

Oh Dave, you have so much to learn.

Bring your towel with you...

 

[AnomalyLady]

Oh Dave, you have so much to learn.

Bring your towel with you...

What’s the towel for? I’m here to learn.

 

[AnomalyLady]

Just the usual space orgies, talking towels, and the end of everything. Wanna join?

Umm, yeah! I don’t think I will regret this later…

 

[Saltfountain]

Umm, yeah! I don’t think I will regret this later…

The universe is big. Really big. Now you may think it's a long way for the street to the chemist's but that's just peanuts compared to space. Listen...

 

[AnomalyLady]

Its one the most useful item a hitchhiker can carry through the galaxy

Hahaha I’m getting Star Trek vibes

 

[AnomalyLady]

The universe is big. Really big. Now you may think it's a long way for the street to the chemist's but that's just peanuts compared to space. Listen...

I’m listening and reading

 

[Saltfountain]

I’m listening and reading

Would you like me to recite some poetry?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I believe towel day is only one month away!

 

[AnomalyLady]

Would you like me to recite some poetry?

Yes, I like the artist types.

 

[Saltfountain]

Douglas Adams is proud

Shhh... She doesn't know I'm a Vogon...

 

[Saltfountain]

Yes, I like the artist types.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
grumblingInto a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

 

[AnomalyLady]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
grumblingInto a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

Not what I was expecting. I didn’t even get wet.

 

[Saltfountain]

Not what I was expecting. I didn’t even get wet.

I drooled and spat as I talked

 

[Saltfountain]

Hearing Vogon poetry is considered torture
Its driven entire civilizations to madness !!

Nonsense! It's only the third worst in the Universe.

Now Paula Nancy Milford Jennings...

 

[AnomalyLady]

I drooled and spat as I talked

Ok then maybe I got wet but not where I wanted from a poem.

Hearing Vogon poetry is considered torture
Its driven entire civilizations to madness !!

Yeah, I believe it.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Hold on. Did you mean to my first or second sentence?

Your first sentence. I KNOW you are a nice guy.

I had to go back and check what you meant.

 

[Saltfountain]

Ok then maybe I got wet but not where I wanted from a poem.

Resistance is futile

 

[AnomalyLady]

Resistance is futile

You don’t enjoy resistance you say?

 

[AnomalyLady]

Dave's really confused I guess ?

I’m a blonde Dave, aren’t I your fave?

 

[Saltfountain]

Dave's really confused I guess ?

DON'T PANIC

 

[Peter_Out]

Your first sentence. I KNOW you are a nice guy.

I had to go back and check what you meant.

Phew. Thank you (even though I don't like the term).

 

[Saltfountain]

I believe I should withdraw from the mindfuck I've just given Dave

 

[AnomalyLady]

I believe I should withdraw from the mindfuck I've just given Dave

That’s what I was feeling? I’m dizzy.

@EMPTYSTAR save meee

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I believe this is an accurate depiction of a very confused @FemaleNewToThis caught between @EMPTYSTAR and @Saltfountain trying to out-Adams each other

 

[AnomalyLady]

Can’t help you unless you’ve got a towel. Do you have a towel?

Yes, yes. I have a towel.