Cock Talk

[ShaneoD]

*quickly deletes profile*

I take that back Tom is "only" worth 60 million and is 15 years older than me yet looks younger

 

[Endless_Night]

** to all the people under.. what, 30? 25? .. the picture is of Tom… somebody? The MySpace guy. I did not dox Pmann.

MySpace is what we used in the olden days before Facebook. We had to hold a candle up to our computers. Those computers had to be started up with a crank.

Thank you for this explanation. I'm over 30 and still had no idea what MySpace was.

I really need to up my app game.

Or at least my knowledge of what exists.

 

[mikeyvis00]

** to all the people under.. what, 30? 25? .. the picture is of Tom… somebody? The MySpace guy. I did not dox Pmann.

MySpace is what we used in the olden days before Facebook. We had to hold a candle up to our computers. Those computers had to be started up with a crank.

I'm 30. My first social network was MySpace, and I didn't have any clue about who the hell was that guy

 

[hotwords229_A]

Those computers had to be started up with a crank.

I usually start mine for a crank.

 

[Mei5ter]

MySpace is what we used in the olden days before Facebook. We had to hold a candle up to our computers. Those computers had to be started up with a crank.

Indeed. And it was too easy to get the names of MySpace and Facebook mixed up. If someone said "Would you like to come on MyFace?" back in 2006, it was always worth checking they meant what you thought they meant.

And with a 1440 modem

SQUEEEEEEEE-Wooooooooo-Ftang Ftang...

 

[Overact1ve1mag1nat1on]

I don’t have Netflix and haven’t seen the show, but a quick search shows a guy who is super well hung and another guy checking him out.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/06/29/09/44808201-9736241-image-m-292_1624955632716.jpg

I can’t imagine wearing a prosthetic penis. I think it would be like wearing a toupee or wig—I would be constantly concerned that it would fall off at a bad time.

My wife gave me one of those extender sleeves to wear, do you think she’s trying to tell me something?

 

[EvaLane]

My wife gave me one of those extender sleeves to wear, do you think she’s trying to tell me something?

https://media2.giphy.com/media/om2JkKPrGxxsMiWFce/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952qa2yg5d6gbqbzsp1vk9q3y3h3w9v503is2pgezlr&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Saltfountain]

.

I find lit pm's clunky.

If I'm talking and really want to get to know someone then it doesn't over work. For me. I prefer the knowledge that someone is there having a proper conversation with me.

I also like to use voice notes. I like to hear the person I'm getting to know - again, vocaroo has it's limitations.

I've only ever actually spoken directly over the 'phone' to maybe 4 people off of lit ever. And 3 of them aren't around any more, and 1 is hardly here.

Maybe I AM a serial killer?...

But only over the phone. The 3 Litsters I've met in real life are all alive. (I was gonna add 'and well' but I didn't want to presume.)

Fuck I'm in danger then...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fuck I'm in danger then...

I've not spoken to you over the phone.....


 yet

 

[Saltfountain]

I've not spoken to you over the phone.....


 yet

That's why I'm only in danger



So far

 

[hotwords229_A]

Working at jerking

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Masturbation. It’s fun, it’s healthy and it’s something you can do with the person you like best.

Do you try to mix it up when masturbating, or do you do the same old tired routine?
Have you tried temperature play with yourself? Ice cubes, tingling lube, etc.
Have you tried anal play? Shouldn’t you?
Do you rely heavily on tools or are you a fingers and fantasy kind of person?
What is a masturbation trick you learned that the rest of us might not know about?
Have you tasted yourself, why not?
Have you ever instructed someone on how you want them to masturbate or had them tell you as a fun little playtime thing?
What masturbation technique are you willing to try tonight and report back here tomorrow?

 

[Overact1ve1mag1nat1on]

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Oh yeah

 

[Wand3rlust]

Working at jerking

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Masturbation. It’s fun, it’s healthy and it’s something you can do with the person you like best.

Do you try to mix it up when masturbating, or do you do the same old tired routine?

Mainly I go to what I know works. I very rarely have time and privacy for experimentation. But I like to mix it up occasionally. With varying degrees of success.

Have you tried temperature play with yourself? Ice cubes, tingling lube, etc.

No.

Have you tried anal play? Shouldn’t you?

Yes. I'm a big fan. But each to their own.

Do you rely heavily on tools or are you a fingers and fantasy kind of person?

bit of both. I always start off analogue. But the move to digital can be introduced at any time. Even better on the odd occasion that there is someone else to take charge of the digital. (Does that still count as masturbation?)

What is a masturbation trick you learned that the rest of us might not know about?

I know no tricks. I take an absolute fucking age. No shot cuts with me. *sigh*

Have you tasted yourself, why not?

obviously. I'm delicious.

Have you ever instructed someone on how you want them to masturbate or had them tell you as a fun little playtime thing?

No, but then dominance is not my natural state of being. *narrows eyes at everyone* dont get any ideas...
and yes. I've been instructed..

What masturbation technique are you willing to try tonight and report back here tomorrow?

*waits for suggestions*

 

[Saltfountain]

*waits for suggestions*

Add Salt...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Add Salt...

 

[Saltfountain]

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Working at jerking

Masturbation. It’s fun, it’s healthy and it’s something you can do with the person you like best.

Do you try to mix it up when masturbating, or do you do the same old tired routine?

Typically, same old routine. I usually don't have much privacy and when I do, it's for a limited duration, so I have to get to the point.

Have you tried temperature play with yourself? Ice cubes, tingling lube, etc.

Yup, mostly cold because it's more accessible.

Have you tried anal play? Shouldn’t you?

Yes, and everyone should try it!

Do you rely heavily on tools or are you a fingers and fantasy kind of person?

Rosey and her 5 friends, usually. I do have a sleeve that feels good and I recently bought the Gush, but it's only fun for play, it doesn't get me to orgasm.

What is a masturbation trick you learned that the rest of us might not know about?

None, but I'll be taking notes!

Have you tasted yourself, why not?

Yup. I'm a firm (heh heh) believer in only ask if a partner what you're willing to do yourself.

Have you ever instructed someone on how you want them to masturbate or had them tell you as a fun little playtime thing?

Yes and yes! Highly recommend!

What masturbation technique are you willing to try tonight and report back here tomorrow?

Standing by for suggestions.

 

[EvaLane]

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Standing by for suggestions.

I see the vision…

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I see the vision…

That gif does not look enjoyable

 

[EvaLane]

That gif does not look enjoyable

Are your bedsheets made of burlap?

 

[peekingone]

Are your bedsheets made of burlap?

OK this is funny.....

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Are your bedsheets made of burlap?

There is definitely a lack of, how do I phrase this... substantiative material to provide the desired feedback.

 

[EvaLane]

Alright, I think it’s time the men tried being on their knees for once.

And for those needing an accessibility accommodation - might I suggest the two finger method?

 

[EvaLane]

Ladies, I think it’s time we reclaim the living room - and more importantly, the couch. Or the chair. Or the floor.

Anywhere.

Also, please wear socks.

And if we’re feeling extra naughty, maybe share the experience with a friend

 

[ShaneoD]

Ladies, I think it’s time we reclaim the living room - and more importantly, the couch. Or the chair. Or the floor.

Anywhere.

Also, please wear socks.

And if we’re feeling extra naughty, maybe share the experience with a friend

If anyone needs a spare living room to invade there's one here