Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Shymidwestgirl]

Ohhhh an Englishman…. I just love your accent. Oh I bet you hear that from all the American girls.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Stay away from me

I have a Milky Way. That’s all I have to whisper in your ear.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna bathe in cheese with me?

 

[Saltfountain]

Wanna bathe in cheese with me?

Bathe in it? I want to lick the cheesey goo from your cunt

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Wanna bathe in cheese with me?

Oh wait you mean you weren’t serious? I thought you were flirting with me… (winks eye couple times). (But ends up looking like I’m blinking out an eyelash)

 

[LostHorizon]

I have a Milky Way. That’s all I have to whisper in your ear.

That’s not incompetent at all. That would work

 

[Saltfountain]

Oh wait you mean you weren’t serious? I thought you were flirting with me… (winks eye couple times). (But ends up looking like I’m blinking out an eyelash)

Sprinkles more fake eyelashes over her head...

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

That’s not incompetent at all. That would work

Gets out notebook… please ignore me while I take notes she says and tries to look cute.

 

[Saltfountain]

You have halatosis

And you, my sexy friend, have illiteracy

 

[crazychemgirl]

wanna see how I braided my armpit hair?

 

[Saltfountain]

wanna see how I braided my armpit hair?

Is that what's peeking put the bottom of your shirt, or does your garden need attention?

 

[LostHorizon]

Gets out notebook… please ignore me while I take notes she says and tries to look cute.

* takes your Milky Way while you’re taking notes, and gives you half to share. *

 

[sleeper11]

you don't smell too bad.

 

[deft]

Hey! *nudge*

Heyeeeyyyyy! *nudge* *nudge*

Are you asleeeeeeep? *nudge* *nudge* *nudge*

 

[Saltfountain]

Hey! *nudge*

Heyeeeyyyyy! *nudge* *nudge*

Are you asleeeeeeep? *nudge* *nudge* *nudge*

Want to see some nudes while I can still post them?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Want to see some nudes while I can still post them?

You want to tatter my demalion?

 

[Saltfountain]

You want to tatter my demalion?

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
grumblingInto a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

 

[Peter_Out]

You want to tatter my demalion?

Psst! Wanna blow my dandelion? It helps it spread its seed.

 

[sleeper11]

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
grumblingInto a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!

wow!! original??

 

[cheekygirl75]

You want to tatter my demalion?

Oops, that was for @deft, @Saltfountain! It probably would have made more sense that way

 

[fakingadulthood]

Oops, that was for @deft, @Saltfountain! It probably would have made more sense that way

Im told you’re a cheeky girl and that just so happens to be my favorite body part to swab for testing

 

[chame1eon]

nice flasher jacket. i have one too

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Sooo, do you change colors or spots or what

 

[chame1eon]

no i just have spots.

 

[jason28053]

no i just have spots.

Can I play connect the dots ?