The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Wat_Tyler]

Bro, don’t worry about that. I’ll always pull my own weight!!

But I got a budget!

I know you will is the only reason we're discussing this at all.


Difference: you have a wife and a teenier budget. Wat has no wife and will spend what he damned well wants to.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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I knew that ho . . . .

 

[Wonderer67]

So pretty....
My yard isn't as pretty.... every year I try to plant a few more things and stuff gets bigger... I will try to take some pics soon

Would love to see em!

 

[Wonderer67]

Winter is returning hold onto your parkas

Fuck this weather!

 

[Wonderer67]

Yes sir, I'm in port at least... I think this is day 29 for me.

Wow… yes, I remember your trip started out as a shit show….

Glad you’re back.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It tooken the cunts what I ordered the ammo for the new gun from over a week to fucking ship it. It should be hitting my porch today or tomorrow.


They fucking shipped it today.


Probably by tramp steamer by way of Tahiti.


I'll never buy shit from those whores again.

 

[Wonderer67]

I always question ...is it Bush or brush.....

Bushes can be brushy....just saying

I always thought it was brush hog too.

Also a euphemism!

 

[Wonderer67]

What's the best smelling insect? A deodor-ant.

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.

What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk.

What do you call a dinosaur that keeps crashing his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse.

Did you hear about the new squirrel diet? It's just nuts.

What did the pirate say on becoming an octogenarian? Aye matey.

Classics!

 

[Lilianna23]

Needle nose pliers and another set for straightenizing.

Now I know! Thanks, Wat!

 

[Lilianna23]

Aww I missed you today but there is always tomorrow

I've been off for a few days. Going to try to catch up today. Wish me luck!

 

[Lilianna23]

Good morning diners. Taxiing my grandchildren this morning. Then spending time with my son.

Around midnight there must have been some storms as my old dog woke me up. He was shivering badly so I had to stay up with him awhile before going back to sleep.

Have a good day. It’s going up to 70 today!

We haven't hit 70 yet but it's been beautiful and sunshiny in the 60s. Feels like Spring!

 

[likes2watchU]

 

[Lilianna23]

Good morning all! Is the third week of in a row of craziness at work for me.

I’ll be going to our valley Forge office on Tuesday and then into Philly again on Wednesday.

And pretty much while the wall meetings all the rest of the time.

Rejoice! Tomorrow is Friday!

 

[Lilianna23]

Look at that! A choke!!!

I know what that is!

 

[Lilianna23]

I know of someone (friend of a friend) who ate half a pan of them. They were warned not to, but did it anyway. Apparently the result was sleeping for a long time, and waking up with a "I'm never going to do that again attitude!".

I'm like 20 pages behind this morning. Tax stuff is driving me batty, along with prepping equipment for summer. Finding more broken or nearly broken things than I wan to. Which means lots of fixing stuff this weekend (OK, more ordering parts, but tearing half way into stuff to find what's broke to order the damn parts!). So the garage is full of things spread out in pieces.

Looking foreword to a Monday and starting work this morning so I can "Relax some". LOL!

So that said. Good morning everyone. Hope you have a great day, for a Monday!

Tax stuff drove me batty, too! I realized I didn't receive an SSA-1099 for my husband. I thought about trying to calculate the amount paid and the taxes withheld but, after last year's debacle, I'm fearful of making any kind of mistake that would delay things.

I was on hold with SSA for > 3 hours on Monday. I finally decided I would need to file an extension and visit the SSA office in person. I'm getting a refund again so it's OK.

Then, on Tuesday, I found that even though I PAID for Turbo Tax and have done so for years, I COULD NOT efile an extension! There was no way I was going to try to find an open post office in order to get my extension postmarked on Tuesday.

I ended up, after much aggravation and (quite possibly) saying some choice words to my computer, finding an online portal where I could file my extension. I believe this is my last year using Turbo Tax.

 

[Missk_2022]

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Don't ask questions if you don't want the answer

 

[Lilianna23]

I did not wake up more happy....

Oh well at least I woke up

I am over it already, I just told my boss that I am counting down to retirement and that I didn't really find any joy working....

She is a good boss.... gives me encouragement.... I qm not in the mood to be encouraged

Hugs for you, K+!

 

[Lilianna23]

I hate the weeds through the gravel

My neighbor uses a torch thing. It's attached to a propane bottle. He fries the weeds with it. I'm thinking of getting something like that. I don't want to use RoundUp or other kinds of weed killer.

 

[Missk_2022]

My neighbor uses a torch thing. It's attached to a propane bottle. He fries the weeds with it. I'm thinking of getting something like that. I don't want to use RoundUp or other kinds of weed killer.

That is brilliant

 

[Lilianna23]

It gets away from me ....I need someone to bring their tractor and box qnd rough it up.... or pay someone to do it...... that always seems to be what I have to do.... pay pay pay

We always do.

 

[Lilianna23]

Over here it is all confidential. Names are never revealed.

K+ and I are moving there!

 

[Lilianna23]

Except for rain coming

You're getting the rain we had last week!

 

[Lilianna23]

I weeded and edged now I’m tired. View attachment 2527341View attachment 2527341

Will you do mine?

 

[Lilianna23]

Last time I’ll accept anything in tupperware

I bring my trainer energy balls in Tupperware!

 

[Lilianna23]

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I wonder if a sign like this would be effective for me.