🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[Dayhoosier]

My boobs are skin color... like my skin color. Not just a random different skin color... I don't think I'm as good at this

No keep talking

 

[Dayhoosier]

I knew it!

I don't even know what this is and I still laughed at it

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I think we’re both killing the hot chat! Like the next Shakespeares (Shakespearitas?) for boobs!

I like Shakespearitas I vote that's what we are. For boobs. And probably bums.

 

[Dayhoosier]

I like Shakespearitas I vote that's what we are. For boobs. And probably bums.

*Keeps refreshing his DMs*

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I don't even know what this is and I still laughed at it

Her boobs were just that ginormous

Here, I'll bring em down a few sizes

 

[cheekygirl75]

I like Shakespearitas I vote that's what we are. For boobs. And probably bums.

Oh I’m great on bums! Mine is skin colored (I loved that detail, really sets the scene) and comfy to sit on. There you go, don’t get too crazy with that description

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Alright Brat House!
Im out for a bit as I get ready for Physical therapy before I’m late!
Wish me luck!

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For your strappy, not-so-HB-pleasure I leave you with my confident fun!

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Good luck with PT!

Thanks for the going away gifts!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

*Keeps refreshing his DMs*

Um, you got to send yours first Mister "I've been carefully crafting DMs for hours at a time". We are waiting.

 

[BrendaBear]

My boobs are skin color... like my skin color. Not just a random different skin color... I don't think I'm as good at this

I think we’re both killing the hot chat! Like the next Shakespeares (Shakespearitas?) for boobs!

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[Chloe_Harper]

Oh I’m great on bums! Mine is skin colored (I loved that detail, really sets the scene) and comfy to sit on. There you go, don’t get too crazy with that description

Yea. Mine is like a really firm jello. Jiggles when it moves, but reshapes itself for sitting purposes

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I have boobs, two of them. They stick out from my chest and have nipples. Descriptions like that?

Damn, that's hot!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hey! We got @NakedStoryLover in the house!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Um, you got to send yours first Mister "I've been carefully crafting DMs for hours at a time". We are waiting.

We? Who said cheeky doesn't have like four or five steaming hot detailed orgasm inducing dms already?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I have boobs, two of them. They stick out from my chest and have nipples. Descriptions like that?

My boobs are skin color... like my skin color. Not just a random different skin color... I don't think I'm as good at this

Olympic level dirty talk right here

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Hey! We got @NakedStoryLover in the house!

Looks around.

Wait! Is there an exit...?

(I'm in danger)

 

[Dayhoosier]

Oh I’m great on bums! Mine is skin colored (I loved that detail, really sets the scene) and comfy to sit on. There you go, don’t get too crazy with that description

Well I mean define too crazy

 

[cheekygirl75]

Damn, that's hot!

That’s copyrighted so don’t even think about stealing it for a story!

 

[Dayhoosier]

That’s copyrighted so don’t even think about stealing it for a story!

TM

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

so... would my post have been funnier if I has said

1) send pics of your hips/thighs/butt
2) Send video of your hips/thighs/butt
3) send a detailed description of how it feels to touch your hips/thighs/butt

okay... that's pretty funny too... you got me.

Boobs, hips, thighs, butts? Damn it I’m out of the office and won’t have any alone time for a while

 

[Dayhoosier]

I think we’re both killing the hot chat! Like the next Shakespeares (Shakespearitas?) for boobs!

I like my shakespearitas with some salt on the rim please

 

[Dayhoosier]

I like my shakespearitas with some salt on the rim please

And maybe boobs too

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

So I’m not a lurker or worshipper..but..

Color matters to me, and with the right partner, I think the color I like and why, matters to them. So maybe this helps it apply to the lurkers and worshippers?

I like whatever you like, because either way, #winning!

So, for me, I feel more confident in certain colors and lingerie ensembles! When I feel more confident, despite my partner’s opinions on the matter, they benefit % I’m going to slob the knob like I’m on a stage, I’m going to ride like I’m on a mechanical bull in front of a crowd, and I won’t be shy an iota!

Wait - when are you shy?

Does that change the opinion to a lurker or worshipper’s opinion on colour, if their partner was of the same thought process?

Just tell me what color to like, little one!

Fuck! I LOVE Honey Birdette! I haven’t had anything from them in forever! Are they having a sale?! I fucking love that piece! The color is

We do NOT have the budget for these!

My only gripe about these enesbles from HB is they make no way for the the waist piece to move with the bustier!

Oh I am dying.... Imagining his analytical approach in the bedroom

You have NO idea... There is counting, separating, adding, depositing, withdrawing, some geometry, and some engineering!

@Sammysub07 , should I share the color coded spreadsheet?

Alright Brat House!
Im out for a bit as I get ready for Physical therapy before I’m late!
Wish me luck!

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For your strappy, not-so-HB-pleasure I leave you with my confident fun!

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.... I don't even care why, I'm always stunned and amazed that you are MINE!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Looks around.

Wait! Is there an exit...?

(I'm in danger)

No exits

 

[MrMakersMark]

Question for the lurkers and brat worshippers - does lingerie colour actually matter to your desire to take it off?

Color matters I guess?

But when I see lingerie my first thought is always, "Damn! That's hot! That'll be fun for a minute or 2, but most of that stuff is about to come right off".

There are certain colors though that work the brain a little better. Everyone has favorite colors.
Skin contrast is key.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Color matters I guess?

But when I see lingerie my first thought is always, "Damn! That's hot! That'll be fun for a minute or 2, but most of that stuff is about to come right off".

You get to see lingerie!?! What's it like?

There are certain colors though that work the brain a little better. Everyone has favorite colors.
Skin contrast is key.