🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[BrendaBear]

My bad:
Yes..... Though if we are really asking some of it is situationally dependent like all my stuff.

Though hips/thighs/butt will likely draw my eye (possibly hands) first right after obviously face

so... would my post have been funnier if I has said

1) send pics of your hips/thighs/butt
2) Send video of your hips/thighs/butt
3) send a detailed description of how it feels to touch your hips/thighs/butt

okay... that's pretty funny too... you got me.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Relax relax I corrected my mistake with a thorough and strangely sincere response

.....no.... I think you need a smack just so you don't forget.....

 

[Dayhoosier]

so... would my post have been funnier if I has said

1) send pics of your hips/thighs/butt
2) Send video of your hips/thighs/butt
3) send a detailed description of how it feels to touch your hips/thighs/butt

okay... that's pretty funny too... you got me.

I mean it would have been funny and kind of accurate

But it doesn't mean I'd reject boob pics or boob videos or detailed boob descriptions

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I mean it would have been funny and kind of accurate

But it doesn't mean I'd reject boob pics or boob videos or detailed boob descriptions

But his favorite thing is silly boob gifs

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I mean it would have been funny and kind of accurate

But it doesn't mean I'd reject boob pics or boob videos or detailed boob descriptions

Sigh ok, taking shirt off, opening camera app on phone....
Huh? WHAT! Oh OK then.
Have a nice day.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I mean it would have been funny and kind of accurate

But it doesn't mean I'd reject boob pics or boob videos or detailed boob descriptions

I have boobs, two of them. They stick out from my chest and have nipples. Descriptions like that?

 

[Dayhoosier]

But his favorite thing is silly boob gifs

Well if it wasn't it's about to be!

 

[Dayhoosier]

I have boobs, two of them. They stick out from my chest and have nipples. Descriptions like that?

Come on now save that hot talk for our dm thread

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I have boobs, two of them. They stick out from my chest and have nipples. Descriptions like that?

My boobs are skin color... like my skin color. Not just a random different skin color... I don't think I'm as good at this

 

[cheekygirl75]

My boobs are skin color... like my skin color. Not just a random different skin color... I don't think I'm as good at this

I think we’re both killing the hot chat! Like the next Shakespeares (Shakespearitas?) for boobs!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Well if it wasn't it's about to be!

I knew it!

 

[Dayhoosier]

My boobs are skin color... like my skin color. Not just a random different skin color... I don't think I'm as good at this

No keep talking

 

[Dayhoosier]

I knew it!

I don't even know what this is and I still laughed at it

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I think we’re both killing the hot chat! Like the next Shakespeares (Shakespearitas?) for boobs!

I like Shakespearitas I vote that's what we are. For boobs. And probably bums.

 

[Dayhoosier]

I like Shakespearitas I vote that's what we are. For boobs. And probably bums.

*Keeps refreshing his DMs*

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I don't even know what this is and I still laughed at it

Her boobs were just that ginormous

Here, I'll bring em down a few sizes

 

[cheekygirl75]

I like Shakespearitas I vote that's what we are. For boobs. And probably bums.

Oh I’m great on bums! Mine is skin colored (I loved that detail, really sets the scene) and comfy to sit on. There you go, don’t get too crazy with that description

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Alright Brat House!
Im out for a bit as I get ready for Physical therapy before I’m late!
Wish me luck!

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For your strappy, not-so-HB-pleasure I leave you with my confident fun!

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Good luck with PT!

Thanks for the going away gifts!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

*Keeps refreshing his DMs*

Um, you got to send yours first Mister "I've been carefully crafting DMs for hours at a time". We are waiting.

 

[BrendaBear]

My boobs are skin color... like my skin color. Not just a random different skin color... I don't think I'm as good at this

I think we’re both killing the hot chat! Like the next Shakespeares (Shakespearitas?) for boobs!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/fFGHNVEvJEUAAAAC/garthwaynes-praising.gif

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Oh I’m great on bums! Mine is skin colored (I loved that detail, really sets the scene) and comfy to sit on. There you go, don’t get too crazy with that description

Yea. Mine is like a really firm jello. Jiggles when it moves, but reshapes itself for sitting purposes

 

[NakedStoryLover]

I have boobs, two of them. They stick out from my chest and have nipples. Descriptions like that?

Damn, that's hot!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hey! We got @NakedStoryLover in the house!

 

[Dayhoosier]

Um, you got to send yours first Mister "I've been carefully crafting DMs for hours at a time". We are waiting.

We? Who said cheeky doesn't have like four or five steaming hot detailed orgasm inducing dms already?

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

I have boobs, two of them. They stick out from my chest and have nipples. Descriptions like that?

My boobs are skin color... like my skin color. Not just a random different skin color... I don't think I'm as good at this

Olympic level dirty talk right here