🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Apisto42]

I hope @StillRain is getting plenty of wanking in while on hiatus.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I hope @StillRain is getting plenty of wanking in while on hiatus.

So THAT'S what @InThe312 calls his cock.

Interesting...

 

[StillRain]

I hope @StillRain is getting plenty of wanking in while on hiatus.

Sadly, life is interrupting my wanky time.

A sadder tale never be told.

 

[InThe312]

So THAT'S what @InThe312 calls his cock.

Interesting...

New tattoo idea. Thanks.

 

[StillRain]

Nominating Nevyn for disappearing and then reappearing as someone else with a pic reveal!


Kid you got some mansplainin to do!

 

[AtramentousRex]

Nominating Nevyn for disappearing and then reappearing as someone else with a pic reveal!


Kid you got some mansplainin to do!

I died okay? But it sucked, so I came back.

 

[StillRain]

I died okay? But it sucked, so I came back.

Fucks sake. Another fake lit death without a will reading!

 

[Bry1313]

Fucks sake. Another fake lit death without a will reading!

I promise, when I fake my death you’ll be at least the 7th to know.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I promise, when I fake my death you’ll be at least the 7th to know.

You make it sound like she would want to know

 

[StillRain]

I promise, when I fake my death you’ll be at least the 7th to know.

Wow, that’s pretty high on the list. I’m honoured, particularly given the amount of whoring you do.

 

[Bry1313]

You make it sound like she would want to know

Wow, that’s pretty high on the list. I’m honoured, particularly given the amount of whoring you do.

I’ve missed you both

 

[StillRain]

I’ve missed you both

We would like to say the same.

We won’t though.

 

[Azuldrgon]

*pokes head in and sees no noms lately*

*wonders if he's become Lit's version of a bridesmaid, then walks away grinning at the comparison*

 

[InThe312]

Fucks sake. Another fake lit death without a will reading!

Perhaps we need a Lit estate planning workshop thread. Then we'll know the wishes before the fake death so we can carry them out on their behalf.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Perhaps we need a Lit estate planning workshop thread. Then we'll know the wishes before the fake death so we can carry them out on their behalf.

There is a brilliant podcast called “Where there’s a Will, there’s a Wake”

 

[AtramentousRex]

Perhaps we need a Lit estate planning workshop thread. Then we'll know the wishes before the fake death so we can carry them out on their behalf.

I didn't fake shit homie. I actually died, technically. Open heart surgery, double bypass. They put me on machines, but technically they had to stop my heart to work on it, so I was dead.

 

[InThe312]

There is a brilliant podcast called “Where there’s a Will, there’s a Wake”

That'll be the thread heading. See if any of them frequent the playground.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[InThe312]

I didn't fake shit homie. I actually died, technically. Open heart surgery, double bypass. They put me on machines, but technically they had to stop my heart to work on it, so I was dead.

Jesus. Read the room.

 

[AtramentousRex]

Jesus. Read the room.

I didnt mean to freak anyone out or seem too serious. No offense meant on my part.

 

[Apisto42]

I didn't fake shit homie. I actually died, technically. Open heart surgery, double bypass. They put me on machines, but technically they had to stop my heart to work on it, so I was dead.

Eh, join the crowd of zombies walking around. My son used to tell people he was a member of the undead since he flat lined while in the NICU.

 

[jason28053]

Jesus. Read the room.

A song by Carrie underwood? Lol

 

[AtramentousRex]

Nods. Okay guys, I'm going to do the smart thing and just leave. I'll stay away from yall, if you steer clear of me and we will live and let live, eh?

 

[Apisto42]

A song by Carrie underwood? Lol

This one is better:

 

[jason28053]

This one is better:

Yes, especially when Paul Newman sings it in the movie Cool Hand, Luke