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[Chloe_Harper]

Brats...
I could get used to Artist names like "Jelly Roll" and "Jewel" but "Head Crack"...come on, where do they come up with that shit

Probably from falling over whilst trying not to step on a crack... not speaking from experience or anything...

 

[BrendaBear]

Probably from falling over whilst trying not to step on a crack... not speaking from experience or anything...

We all know, you don't fall over... you leave that to me, then laugh your ass off.


https://media1.tenor.com/m/dzyyZPyVCAIAAAAd/down-drunk.gif

 

[Rj_1954]

I prefer to watch the sass myself But thank you for the warm welcome. I looked through the first page before I replied to the thread

Seems like a good group of folks in here.

Welcome To The Fold Fellow Brat!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

We all know, you don't fall over... you leave that to me, then laugh your ass off.


https://media1.tenor.com/m/dzyyZPyVCAIAAAAd/down-drunk.gif

I'm surprisingly stable whilst dancing and/or inebriated. It's sober, nonchalant Chloe that has her clumsy moments. With bruises that I often can't explain

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm surprisingly stable whilst dancing and/or inebriated. It's sober, nonchalant Chloe that has her clumsy moments. With bruises that I often can't explain

Personally, I think any time is a good opportunity to show off my total lack of coordination.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Personally, I think any time is a good opportunity to show off my total lack of coordination.

Maybe I'll incorporate it into some games on this Vegas party

 

[cheekygirl75]

Maybe I'll incorporate it into some games on this Vegas party

That sounds like it requires insurance

 

[BrendaBear]

Wow… I am trying to eat dinner… and that cocobolo strat is sitting over there calling to me! I feel like I can’t quite get enough of that guitar today.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

That sounds like it requires insurance

Oh, no no no, just some safety suits

 

[Dayhoosier]

Brioche French toast was a hit. But whew that's kind of a lot for a Sunday dinner .... It's like I have a rock in my stomach

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Brioche French toast was a hit. But whew that's kind of a lot for a Sunday dinner .... It's like I have a rock in my stomach

Omg yum though now you can just sit with that rock in your tummy for the rest of the evening and not do anything else at all

 

[Dayhoosier]

Omg yum though now you can just sit with that rock in your tummy for the rest of the evening and not do anything else at all

I'm not great at doing nothing but I shall give it my best effort!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not great at doing nothing but I shall give it my best effort!

 

[FistfulOfMyHair]

Watching New girl all day counts as doing something meaningful right? Also I want credit for resisting the urge to tell more climbing stories.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Watching New girl all day counts as doing something meaningful right? Also I want credit for resisting the urge to tell more climbing stories.

Alright Schmidt we can give you credit for both watching New Girl all day and resisting telling more climbing stories... for now

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Wow… I am trying to eat dinner… and that cocobolo strat is sitting over there calling to me! I feel like I can’t quite get enough of that guitar today.

Barry Manilow's coco cabana popped into my head.

You know any Lola's?

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm watching a Batman movie and I'm convinced that I'm Batman

 

[Nightbird]

Greetings and Salutations everyone..

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm watching a Batman movie and I'm convinced that I'm Batman

 

[tolyk]

Hi @Nightbird

 

[Nightbird]

Hi @Nightbird

Hello Tolyk how are you?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Greetings and Salutations everyone..

 

[Nightbird]

HI Chloe Hows it going?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I'm watching a Batman movie and I'm convinced that I'm Batman

Closer to Bateman for me

 

[tolyk]

Hello Tolyk how are you?

Eh, doin' alright I suppose. Sore, but managing. How about you?