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(Spoilers for the famous bits of a thirty year old movie that 'everyone' has already seen. You have been warned)
Last night I watched Terminator 2 for the first time in decades. It's a great great film and does so much almost flawlessly. But, if like me you haven't seen it in a while, think back to all those iconic moments especially the ones in the end - the T-1000 frozen and shattering in liquid-nitrogen and then falling and writhing in a furnace of molten metal.
Two questions...
Do you remember how the T-1000 got covered in the nitrogen?
Answer - It literally just hijacked a tanker of nitrogen because that was the vehicle that was there then crashed it.
Do you remember how the heroes ended up in the factory with molten metal?
Answer - They were being chased there and that's where they happened to end up.
Now T-2 is very much mimicking the end of T-1 where the original Terminator has their truck turn into a fireball and then later is crushed with industrial machinery and a lot of the ending works. But 'tanker containing liquid nitrogen' is a hell of a step up from 'truck' and 'factory with molten metal' is a hell of a step up from 'factory with crushing machinery'
Neither of the 'two best shots' at ending the T-1000 are in any ways the result of active planning by any of our heroes. Hell, even after being faced with these two coincidences, do the heroes say 'Hmm, could liquid nitrogen/molten metal be a good way to end a Terminator?'
In fact, despite the Arnie Terminator being a wealth of information on all topics from the future throughout the movie, nobody actually asks at any point in the film 'Is there a good way to kill this machine?' A lot is made of Arnie picking up a chain gun from Sarah Connor stash in the desert, but it's pretty clear at this point that any kind of gun is going to be largely ineffective.
No, don't worry, I'm not going to start ranting about how this revelation has killed my childhood, or writing angry letters to James Cameroon demanding his resignation.
It is however, one of those little wrinkles in an otherwise great movie that I'm just not going to be able to unsee now.
(For another example, the next time you watch GoldenEye, which is a top 5 Bond movie, count how many times 007 gets captured by an adversary. It's...constant)
And, now that I'm writing as one of my main hobbies, when I see this stuff, I want to fix it.
Surely something like this is something that can be waved away with a single line (or maybe one line for the nitrogen, one line for the factory). And actually, it's way harder than it looks. The movie exists for the most part in chase mode, and any character saying 'Hey, a liquid nitrogen tanker - hold up, fellas, I've got an idea' changes the dynamic in the audiences from the heroes being on the back-foot to going on the offensive. Chekoving either extreme heat or extreme cold as a way to take it down isn't particularly helpful - the audience will understand the idea when they see it and mentioning it earlier will just spoil things. Also the dilemma at the midpoint of the movie is 'stay away from the T-1000' verses 'alter the future so Skynet doesn't happen' - adding in a 'proactively frag the T-1000' is a branch too far here.
But this also is kind of a issue with the movie. In denouement Terminator 1, Michael Biehn sacrifices himself by getting close enough to the T-800 to lodge a pipe bomb between it's hips. Obviously that doesn't 100% work and we still have a desperate crawl through machinery till things are finally done, but it does mark the 'this ends now' moment in the movie. With T2, that moment never really comes - accepting that shooting a Terminator isn't trying to kill it, just slow it down - the heroes are always just in escape mode and Arnie essentially just gets luck enough to blow the T-1000 back into the lava.
Remember, if you've not seen it for a while, this is all one long scene following them blowing up the Skynet project at the labs. Which is another slight issue if you're thinking you can slow things down and give the heroes a chance to plan out their nitrogen/molten schemes. One thing with the Terminator movies is that once you get far enough away from the Terminator, you're essentially home free - especially as Sarah has spent years planning escape routes. The script-writer has to fill in a believable reason why the Terminator crosses paths with or finds its target again, and the movie has already used up two of them (John needs to rescue his mother from the asylum, and heroes attempt to destroy Skynet before it is created) And by the end of the movie none of the three main heroes is green enough to make a simple mistake giving away their location.
So, the conclusion is...this is one of those mistakes that just isn't fixable without making sweeping changes - and overall you do want the final two scenes in there. So, just stick them in and hope it takes your audience 34 years to realize your minor inelegance.
And that, ladies and gentleman, is why James Cameron gets to make as many Avatar movies as he damn well pleases and I don't. I can't help but feel there's a lesson for writers buried somewhere here.
So, what can't you unsee in your favourite movies and how would you try to fix it?
Last night I watched Terminator 2 for the first time in decades. It's a great great film and does so much almost flawlessly. But, if like me you haven't seen it in a while, think back to all those iconic moments especially the ones in the end - the T-1000 frozen and shattering in liquid-nitrogen and then falling and writhing in a furnace of molten metal.
Two questions...
Do you remember how the T-1000 got covered in the nitrogen?
Answer - It literally just hijacked a tanker of nitrogen because that was the vehicle that was there then crashed it.
Do you remember how the heroes ended up in the factory with molten metal?
Answer - They were being chased there and that's where they happened to end up.
Now T-2 is very much mimicking the end of T-1 where the original Terminator has their truck turn into a fireball and then later is crushed with industrial machinery and a lot of the ending works. But 'tanker containing liquid nitrogen' is a hell of a step up from 'truck' and 'factory with molten metal' is a hell of a step up from 'factory with crushing machinery'
Neither of the 'two best shots' at ending the T-1000 are in any ways the result of active planning by any of our heroes. Hell, even after being faced with these two coincidences, do the heroes say 'Hmm, could liquid nitrogen/molten metal be a good way to end a Terminator?'
In fact, despite the Arnie Terminator being a wealth of information on all topics from the future throughout the movie, nobody actually asks at any point in the film 'Is there a good way to kill this machine?' A lot is made of Arnie picking up a chain gun from Sarah Connor stash in the desert, but it's pretty clear at this point that any kind of gun is going to be largely ineffective.
No, don't worry, I'm not going to start ranting about how this revelation has killed my childhood, or writing angry letters to James Cameroon demanding his resignation.
It is however, one of those little wrinkles in an otherwise great movie that I'm just not going to be able to unsee now.
(For another example, the next time you watch GoldenEye, which is a top 5 Bond movie, count how many times 007 gets captured by an adversary. It's...constant)
And, now that I'm writing as one of my main hobbies, when I see this stuff, I want to fix it.
Surely something like this is something that can be waved away with a single line (or maybe one line for the nitrogen, one line for the factory). And actually, it's way harder than it looks. The movie exists for the most part in chase mode, and any character saying 'Hey, a liquid nitrogen tanker - hold up, fellas, I've got an idea' changes the dynamic in the audiences from the heroes being on the back-foot to going on the offensive. Chekoving either extreme heat or extreme cold as a way to take it down isn't particularly helpful - the audience will understand the idea when they see it and mentioning it earlier will just spoil things. Also the dilemma at the midpoint of the movie is 'stay away from the T-1000' verses 'alter the future so Skynet doesn't happen' - adding in a 'proactively frag the T-1000' is a branch too far here.
But this also is kind of a issue with the movie. In denouement Terminator 1, Michael Biehn sacrifices himself by getting close enough to the T-800 to lodge a pipe bomb between it's hips. Obviously that doesn't 100% work and we still have a desperate crawl through machinery till things are finally done, but it does mark the 'this ends now' moment in the movie. With T2, that moment never really comes - accepting that shooting a Terminator isn't trying to kill it, just slow it down - the heroes are always just in escape mode and Arnie essentially just gets luck enough to blow the T-1000 back into the lava.
Remember, if you've not seen it for a while, this is all one long scene following them blowing up the Skynet project at the labs. Which is another slight issue if you're thinking you can slow things down and give the heroes a chance to plan out their nitrogen/molten schemes. One thing with the Terminator movies is that once you get far enough away from the Terminator, you're essentially home free - especially as Sarah has spent years planning escape routes. The script-writer has to fill in a believable reason why the Terminator crosses paths with or finds its target again, and the movie has already used up two of them (John needs to rescue his mother from the asylum, and heroes attempt to destroy Skynet before it is created) And by the end of the movie none of the three main heroes is green enough to make a simple mistake giving away their location.
So, the conclusion is...this is one of those mistakes that just isn't fixable without making sweeping changes - and overall you do want the final two scenes in there. So, just stick them in and hope it takes your audience 34 years to realize your minor inelegance.
And that, ladies and gentleman, is why James Cameron gets to make as many Avatar movies as he damn well pleases and I don't. I can't help but feel there's a lesson for writers buried somewhere here.
So, what can't you unsee in your favourite movies and how would you try to fix it?