If you could suck your own cock or lick your own pussy, would you?

Although I was far from ever getting my cock in my mouth, I would masturbate (legs over my head) and try to shoot my load in my mouth. Mostly I missed and gave myself a facial, but sometimes I'd actually hit my mouth. For a long time, if I did manage to shoot into my mouth, I'd spit it out. Yes, in retrospect it was ridiculous. It was what I wanted, remembering how my "20+ years senior" cocksucker used to relish my load as he greedily swallowed it.

Unfortunately, once I got over the post-orgasm swallowing reluctance, I was no longer anywhere near limber enough to be as gymnastic as I was then, and had to resort to licking my cum out of a shot glass (chased by a shot of bourbon).
I had a routine. I’d sit against my closet door frame and place a stiff little
pillow behind my upper back. My feet would be against the wall/door and I’d jerk myself erect. I didn’t care for my flaccid cock in my mouth even though I could have started out soft. 90% of the fun was working the tip with my lips and tongue with intermittent plunges. As soon as I could feel myself orgasm I’d lock my lips around the tip for a mess-free treat
 
I had a routine. I’d sit against my closet door frame and place a stiff little
pillow behind my upper back. My feet would be against the wall/door and I’d jerk myself erect. I didn’t care for my flaccid cock in my mouth even though I could have started out soft. 90% of the fun was working the tip with my lips and tongue with intermittent plunges. As soon as I could feel myself orgasm I’d lock my lips around the tip for a mess-free treat
Btw, after I stopped pleasuring myself this way my cholesterol fell within the normal level. I have no idea if this was related to less semen in my diet or other factors.
 
I used to be able to suck my own cock when I was in my late teens & early 20s. Since then I have gradually lost flexibility and think fondly back to those days. |

If I tried to do it now I'd end up in A&E
 
I used to be able to suck my own cock when I was in my late teens & early 20s. Since then I have gradually lost flexibility and think fondly back to those days. |

If I tried to do it now I'd end up in A&E
Maybe set a goal and get in shape if necessary. Stretch everyday. I’m sure I could do it again in 6 mo if I worked at it. The wife would wonder what I’m up to but would celebrate me getting in shape
 
I would definitely suck my own cock if I could and I would swallow my cum.

From 17 to 25 I shoot my cum with enough force that it would hit my face when I leaned over. I got pretty good hitting my mouth.

I had 2 gf during this time that loved to jack me off on my face.

Damn I miss those days.
 
Seems to me it's a no-brainer:

- Why do dogs lick their doggie cocks or doggie pussies?
- Because they can.

Why do you think they have their tongues out all the time, "smiling" like dogs do? And all that panting.

I mean, wouldn't we all? ...
 
Once upon a time I could. I think most people would at least once.
I wish I had never tried. I was very flexible and it was so easy but it prevented me from being social. My default behavior was staying in the comforts of home and not risking rejection. This was my teen years and well into college. I had a sure thing. Felt really weird first time I sucked someone else’s cock. That marked the end of my contorted self-gratification
 
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