If you could suck your own cock or lick your own pussy, would you?

[Samantha47]

In my youth (long, long ago) I tried many times to suck myself with limited success.

Me too

 

[txfuncouple]

If I could still suck my own cock I’d never leave home, lol!

 

[Captex44]

If I could still suck my own cock I’d never leave home, lol!

Hah! I’d leave home, but I can’t say I’m not curious about what everyone else seems to enjoy about it. Why not try it?!?!

 

[SPARTAN047]

I'd leave home, suck my clitty in front of others and encourage them to suck it!

 

[Ciceri]

Although I was far from ever getting my cock in my mouth, I would masturbate (legs over my head) and try to shoot my load in my mouth. Mostly I missed and gave myself a facial, but sometimes I'd actually hit my mouth. For a long time, if I did manage to shoot into my mouth, I'd spit it out. Yes, in retrospect it was ridiculous. It was what I wanted, remembering how my "20+ years senior" cocksucker used to relish my load as he greedily swallowed it.

Unfortunately, once I got over the post-orgasm swallowing reluctance, I was no longer anywhere near limber enough to be as gymnastic as I was then, and had to resort to licking my cum out of a shot glass (chased by a shot of bourbon).

I had a routine. I’d sit against my closet door frame and place a stiff little
pillow behind my upper back. My feet would be against the wall/door and I’d jerk myself erect. I didn’t care for my flaccid cock in my mouth even though I could have started out soft. 90% of the fun was working the tip with my lips and tongue with intermittent plunges. As soon as I could feel myself orgasm I’d lock my lips around the tip for a mess-free treat

 

[Ciceri]

I had a routine. I’d sit against my closet door frame and place a stiff little
pillow behind my upper back. My feet would be against the wall/door and I’d jerk myself erect. I didn’t care for my flaccid cock in my mouth even though I could have started out soft. 90% of the fun was working the tip with my lips and tongue with intermittent plunges. As soon as I could feel myself orgasm I’d lock my lips around the tip for a mess-free treat

Btw, after I stopped pleasuring myself this way my cholesterol fell within the normal level. I have no idea if this was related to less semen in my diet or other factors.

 

[GECuck]

I would do it all day long

 

[SPARTAN047]

You and me both.

 

[tnhardon]

Have had a number of very realistic dreams where I was able to. Always a bummer when I wake back up and realize I’m not anywhere close to being able to do it lol

 

[E_C65]

I used to be able to suck my own cock when I was in my late teens & early 20s. Since then I have gradually lost flexibility and think fondly back to those days. |

If I tried to do it now I'd end up in A&E

 

[Ciceri]

I used to be able to suck my own cock when I was in my late teens & early 20s. Since then I have gradually lost flexibility and think fondly back to those days. |

If I tried to do it now I'd end up in A&E

Maybe set a goal and get in shape if necessary. Stretch everyday. I’m sure I could do it again in 6 mo if I worked at it. The wife would wonder what I’m up to but would celebrate me getting in shape

 

[Dw_069]

I would definitely suck my own cock if I could and I would swallow my cum.

From 17 to 25 I shoot my cum with enough force that it would hit my face when I leaned over. I got pretty good hitting my mouth.

I had 2 gf during this time that loved to jack me off on my face.

Damn I miss those days.

 

[SPARTAN047]

Not a bad plan. I'm trying to stop eating the junk I used to since it's really affecting me.

 

[ClockworkFox]

Seems to me it's a no-brainer:

- Why do dogs lick their doggie cocks or doggie pussies?
- Because they can.

Why do you think they have their tongues out all the time, "smiling" like dogs do? And all that panting.

I mean, wouldn't we all? ...

 

[desire30]

I would love to be that flexible,
Yes I would lick and hopefully fill my mouth with my juies

 

[LucieLou007]

I would love to be that flexible,
Yes I would lick and hopefully fill my mouth with my juies

makes me think gymnastics men and women can

 

[BiWifeMyrtleBeach]

Being bisexual and having tasted myself from my fingers many times, yes, I would go down on myself if possible

 

[blade_23]

Have had a number of very realistic dreams where I was able to. Always a bummer when I wake back up and realize I’m not anywhere close to being able to do it lol

Hey there. I can’t do lt either but I’d be willing to suck yours if you would suck mine

 

[SteveXR]

Have had a number of very realistic dreams where I was able to. Always a bummer when I wake back up and realize I’m not anywhere close to being able to do it lol

Same here, seems so easy in the dream

 

[Ciceri]

makes me think gymnastics men and women can

And divers. I was an Olympic hopeful

 

[womaneater58]

Once upon a time I could. I think most people would at least once.

 

[Ciceri]

Once upon a time I could. I think most people would at least once.

I wish I had never tried. I was very flexible and it was so easy but it prevented me from being social. My default behavior was staying in the comforts of home and not risking rejection. This was my teen years and well into college. I had a sure thing. Felt really weird first time I sucked someone else’s cock. That marked the end of my contorted self-gratification

 

[Leslie51]

When I was younger I discovered I could get my cock in my mouth. I would lay with my back propped up against the bathtub and kick my legs back. I could get about two inches into my mouth. I w jack myself off and shoot a load into my mouth. Other times I would suck and get myself to cum. I always swallowed. Love the taste of cum. Unfortunately I can’t get into that position anymore. Those were the days.

 

[Ciceri]

When I was younger I discovered I could get my cock in my mouth. I would lay with my back propped up against the bathtub and kick my legs back. I could get about two inches into my mouth. I w jack myself off and shoot a load into my mouth. Other times I would suck and get myself to cum. I always swallowed. Love the taste of cum. Unfortunately I can’t get into that position anymore. Those were the days.

I didn’t have a bathtub so I leaned up against the closet door frame with a stiff pillow and propped my legs against the wall and door. It was too easy. First few times I spat out my semen in shame. Felt very strange leaving the house wondering if people knew. I told myself never again but the next night I’d be at it again. I started swallowing and convinced myself it was the tidy thing to do but really I liked the taste and sensation in my mouth. When my parents were gone for the evening I’d crossdress and suck myself. I did this hundreds of times

 

[LookN2Talk]

Assuming it was perfectly comfortable.

Would you cum in your mouth? / Spit? / Swallow?

Never in a million years, well apparently a million years passed. My wife can convince me of most anything and this was/is one she has gotten me to do many times. Yes, as others have stated it does feel very weird but when a super duper hot overly turned on lady is pleading with her gorgeous eyes, it is impossible for me to not do it. Swallow, yes also swallow, which is a favorite of hers, she loves for me to let it run out for her to see, swallow, lick up and then swallow the rest.

Would you use your hand or only your mouth?

Both, the combination together would most likely feel the best.

Would you ever leave the house again?

If we didn't have to make a living, need to see family, go to events, my wife and I probably wouldn't leave the house. We love our time together.

Would you seek out your own pussy juices or avoid?

My wife does not seek it out, never avoids it, and definitely enjoys it in a kiss as well as off of me.

Would tasting yourself turn you on or off?

It does turn her own. She enjoys kissing me heavily after being down on her and has surprised me many times asking me to dive back for more kissing after getting very wet.

Would you insert a toy at the same time?

Yes, we both agree this helps tremendously in encouraging it all. She loves for me to clean hers off. And if it is in her while I am licking, she goes ape.