subdudeme13
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Remember not to lick a frozen lamp post!
I resemble that remark
I wouldn’t mind finding out why Fridays stink.The thing about Friday is when you are retired it is more like a Monday. Every place will be crowded, markets, resturants and the beach. People take Fridays off to stretch out the weekend. So now you know you will learn to like Monday.
Fridays, Clint Eastwood, coffee, and you lot!
Lemon juice is the key to keeping guacamole somewhat greener!
Safe travels to her.Good morning Mittering and OM. The old dog got me up way too early. A nap is a certainty today!
My life partner leaves tomorrow for a week so we are having a bon voyage brunch and fun this morning.![]()
There’s no government like NO government!I just love government in all of its permutations and combinations.
Honestly, I'd rather herd cats.
What about lime juice. The lemon tree does not have lemons yet.Lemon juice is the key to keeping guacamole somewhat greener!
I'll let one of the ladies volunteer...There’s no government like NO government!
Ok - I broke a rule.
Do I have diplomatic immunity? Or am my up for a spanking?![]()
I knew the lady at the counter…He snuck in paying for lunch when I was there. Wasn't like I didn't try.
Speak for …. Pffffffttt * yourself!Good morning and Happy Friday old farts![]()
Good to hear from ya, hdh!Thanks for the well wishes again! Wife is really doing well. She still looks a little like Darth Vader with the IceMan machine hooked up but the compression sleeves for her legs with the little battery boxes with blue blinking lights have been put away for now…till next year when her other knee gets done! So, an improving Ms Vader!
Who knew you had to come to work to get some rest?. OH, and BTW…the jokes are on fire for the last couple or three pages (I could only catch that much up!). Happy Fritag to you all. Hope your weekend kicks off nicely!
Pacific NW MZ.
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Mac Donald's cousin
That’ll work too.What about lime juice. The lemon tree does not have lemons yet.
Get caffeinated my man!!Morning.
Couldn't sleep last night, and can't sleep on this morning either. I see caffeine in my future.![]()
YepI would be one of the nervous Nellies! I can't stand to have a problem with my car. I do take good care of them and get them regularly serviced. However, once I feel it's unreliable, it goes.
No... thank godDoes this jackass know where you live? Be careful, girl!![]()
Send the pups in first to distract and thenWell that is a promise…. So let me get in training to catch you lol
I resemble that remarkGood morning and Happy Friday old farts![]()
I just love government in all of its permutations and combinations.
Honestly, I'd rather herd cats.I just love government in all of its permutations and combinations.
Feral ones with sharp claws
Get the work.doneSlept okay. Ready for a refill on coffee. We have some rain today. Wat will have some weasels today to get this apartment back to habitable. We can hardly wait. The Other Guy took exactly 0% "ownership" of that job and got very little accomplished. He could have had an easy week and still made it happen. Some people's kids . . . .
This is why Wat gets more done before 10AM Monday than most people do all week . . . .
Leave the pit in the bowl it will help tooLemon juice is the key to keeping guacamole somewhat greener!