Younger women, older men

[vibes]

GILF

hey it's now even a porn genre

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

That’s quite the sorry you have there.

thanks if you enjoyed, please leave a rating/review... though not necessary. I'm not sure how I got tangled up in all of this but I am trying to help best I can

 

[Utmale48]

thanks if you enjoyed, please leave a rating/review... though not necessary. I'm not sure how I got tangled up in all of this but I am trying to help best I can

Like I said. I need all the help I can get.

 

[lliicckkss]

Goodmorning

 

[Utmale48]

right but they were also, as they announced loudly to the bar, in their 60s! One said she was a cougar and the other said she was a GILF (which I didn't even know was a thing...) and those young bucks... didn't have a chance

No. No they did not.

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

Karaoke! Take the stage...point to a lovely young lady, say this song is dedicated to her.

she might not send you any vibes... her friends might laugh at you...but listen, later that night...when she's all alone, you'll be all she thinks about...

and what have you risked?

 

[DDC11B]

Karaoke! Take the stage...point to a lovely young lady, say this song is dedicated to her.

she might not send you any vibes... her friends might laugh at you...but listen, later that night...when she's all alone, you'll be all she thinks about...

and what have you risked?

Have done this

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

Have done this

do tell! give us all the juicy details ;-)

 

[Utmale48]

Karaoke! Take the stage...point to a lovely young lady, say this song is dedicated to her.

she might not send you any vibes... her friends might laugh at you...but listen, later that night...when she's all alone, you'll be all she thinks about...

and what have you risked?

Brilliant.

 

[DDC11B]

do tell! give us all the juicy details ;-)

Sometimes it worked out well
Other times, I had a nice conversation over drink and a few laughs.
Rarely was it rebuffed.

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

Sometimes it worked out well
Other times, I had a nice conversation over drink and a few laughs.
Rarely was it rebuffed.

that's what I'm talking about! you're at the plate -- swing away... what do they say about a guy who only hits 3 or 4 out of ten?

pretty sure he's not a failure -- more like a Major League Baseball slugger ;-)

 

[DDC11B]

that's what I'm talking about! you're at the plate -- swing away... what do they say about a guy who only hits 3 or 4 out of ten?

pretty sure he's not a failure -- more like a Major League Baseball slugger ;-)

Most thought it was a tad flattering.

 

[Baztrachian]

In my thirties I had a number of 18-20ish young ladies attracted to me. In some cases I didn't notice and in others I did.

That shit ended when I hit forty. These days I'm sixty and the only women attracted to me are either divorced or widowed. And quite often much older than I am. Like 70+.

I think I'll just get a dog.

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

In my thirties I had a number of 18-20ish young ladies attracted to me. In some cases I didn't notice and in others I did.

That shit ended when I hit forty. These days I'm sixty and the only women attracted to me are either divorced or widowed. And quite often much older than I am. Like 70+.

I think I'll just get a dog.

is there a college town anywhere near you? if so, walk your dog over there... never underestimate the power of a dad-bod and a cute puppy ;-)

 

[Utmale48]

is there a college town anywhere near you? if so, walk your dog over there... never underestimate the power of a dad-bod and a cute puppy ;-)

Dad bod? Really?

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

okay... another thought: magic! learn a couple tricks-- true story: this older guy was at a table next to me & my girlfriend... he like pulled this knife out of a loaf of bread -- incredible! then he bought us drinks and we all laughed hard...

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

Dad bod? Really?

yeah... if you're ripped... you spend way too much time at the gym. girls don't want that...

 

[Utmale48]

yeah... if you're ripped... you spend way too much time at the gym. girls don't want that...

I feel like you’re letting us in on some
Secrets.

 

[Baztrachian]

yeah... if you're ripped... you spend way too much time at the gym. girls don't want that...

True.

Per Kat Timpf about guys with washboard abs is "If you have washboard abs you don't have time for me!"

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

you need to demonstrate you have something you are passionate about... so we know, that could be us. But it can't be all about you...

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

Explain to me why Fermat's Theorem was a holy grail of mathematics.... and write it down on a cocktail napkin

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

make my head spin...but in the best way possible

 

[Jocelyn_Nicole_Sawyer]

also... read Cosmopolitan Magazine -- you'll be an insider-trader

 

[Utmale48]

Explain to me why Fermat's Theorem was a holy grail of mathematics.... and write it down on a cocktail napkin

I can’t help with math. But I’m guessing that’s not the point.

 

[Utmale48]

also... read Cosmopolitan Magazine -- you'll be an insider-trader

Cosmo is a great magazine.