Cock Talk

[ShaneoD]

Ahhhhh.

Sorry?

Talk about foot in mouth, eh? Ha.

I'll forgive you, how couldn't a guy

 

[MindYaBitness]

I swear it's like you knew it was starting to come back, I can't say I've ever had that displeasure, thank god my parents are such boomers and in that regard

Theres nothing quite like your amigovio's Skype call going on mute suddenly, and "Dad" popping up on the screen. Like a bucket of cold water being poured on me!

 

[ShaneoD]

Theres nothing quite like the your amigovio's Skype call going on mute suddenly, and "Dad" popping up on the screen. Like a bucket of cold water being poured on me!

Oh f*** that, even cutting him off would take you out of the moment

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Theres nothing quite like the your amigovio's Skype call going on mute suddenly, and "Dad" popping up on the screen. Like a bucket of cold water being poured on me!

Then you press the red 'ignore' button and get back in the game!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Then you press the red 'ignore' button and get back in the game!

It took a minute, but I'm not a quitter!

 

[ShaneoD]

It took a minute, but I'm not a quitter!

I feel like I might have the same energy right now

 

[Photog1rl]

This sums up Lit.
It takes all kinds

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I had a professor in college from Finland. I used to go to her office often and ask for extra help. She paid me no mind and kept talking to me about Dynamics, when all I wanted to do was turn that potential energy into some kinetic energy. *makes humping motion*

(I feel like Aussie will appreciate how clever that joke is)

Hardy ha ha

 

[EvaLane]

The perks of an absent father, cashing in again, suckersssssss

 

[aussiegeekygal]

When I get the ladies going, the vaginal μ all the way down to zero.

*hi five to the nerds*

Okay, that made me laugh

 

[ShaneoD]

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This sums up Lit.
It takes all kinds

Yes it does, but I'm also trying to ignore that three letter word and get back into the game

 

[Lord Pmann]

Okay, that made me laugh

It’s an incredibly specific joke.

 

[Photog1rl]

The perks of an absent father, cashing in again, suckersssssss

Or a dead one

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Okay, that made me laugh

I thought you nerds were referencing this

 

[EvaLane]

Or a dead one

Dead parent gang, it’s funny cause it has to be

 

[Lord Pmann]

I thought you nerds were referencing this

Pretty close. μ is the friction coefficient.

 

[jason28053]

PSA for the ladies lol

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[Photog1rl]

Dead parent gang, it’s funny cause it has to be

Yep. I almost made it when Mindy first posted her dad had called but I thought too dark. Your comment gave me the freedom to make the joke. #thingsthatmakeyoustronger

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dead parent gang, it’s funny cause it has to be

Definitely less threatening than the Bloods or the Crips.

 

[Photog1rl]

Definitely less threatening than the Bloods or the Crips.

And it has way more boobs.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It’s an incredibly specific joke.

Are you flirting with me?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

And it has way more boobs.

That is the literal definition of way more boobs.

 

[EvaLane]

Yep. I almost made it when Mindy first posted her dad had called but I thought too dark. Your comment gave me the freedom to make the joke. #thingsthatmakeyoustronger

My therapist says I have a small boundary issue, my lines are so blurred that I don’t realize normal people don’t constantly think about a thousand things at once.

Ass ass ass dead mom ass ass ass should I smoke ass ass oh I have three DMs? Ass ass ass

It’s normal?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I thought you nerds were referencing this

Nope. Drag coefficient is not quite the same as the coefficient of friction

 

[jason28053]

Are you flirting with me?

Get a room you two millennials lol