Cock Talk

[jason28053]

Well @hotwords229_A this thread has ceased to be Cock talk, but I couldn't be happier about what's been posted in here tonight
Long live Floss Talk

Agreed

 

[jason28053]

14 minutes?!!!!!! It takes me longer to find a gif

It was about 4 minutes. It really takes so little. A bit of whining, the dual visual of pixel me + in person me, and obviously, mouth.

To be known is to be loved… and to be loved is getting him off in 4 minutes flat

A pic of you knitting sends me

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well @hotwords229_A this thread has ceased to be Cock talk, but I couldn't be happier about what's been posted in here tonight
Long live Floss Talk

There's your new thread name

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I'm more of a thin, thinner, thinnest kind of girl

You are such a gorgeous woman! And I'm not normally an ass-man (usually, I'm just an ass), but your bubble butt is amazing!

Why so shocked? If your future partner(s) doesn't have a folder of curated nudes with your name on it, go to counseling!

This is literally part of why "wife" is becoming "ex." Not the sole reason, mind you, but a part nonetheless!

I love being a bad influence, too! Thanks for getting us started!

Well, hey!! Jerry will have some friends!

That reminds me, I need to run down to my office again, for Jerry and the other new arrivals!

I’d expect nothing less, my fine, Sir

I'm supportive of you! Yeah... that's it...

Ohh yeah, such a struggle!! *sips minosa*
What’s your favorite presentation?

The one that's close and in my face!

 

[Madhatter02]

Ohh the flossing struggles! There’s thin floss, thick floss, or fuck the floss!

 

[jason28053]

There's your new thread name

Aka butt munch?

 

[jason28053]

Ohh the flossing struggles! There’s thin floss, thick floss, or fuck the floss!

Decisions decisions

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Decisions decisions

I was going to try to rate one of these 3-image posts but then I realized they're all fantastic and went back to one-handed scrolling like this site intended

 

[jason28053]

I was going to try to rate one of these 3-image posts but then I realized they're all fantastic and went back to one-handed scrolling like this site intended

Scrolling with my nose.

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm more of a thin, thinner, thinnest kind of girl

How the actual fuck did I miss this (these) earlier, fantastic choices

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Scrolling with my nose.

Are you humblebragging that you need to use both hands? Really bringing this thread back to its roots
I'm over here with a tweezers

 

[Lord Pmann]

I could watch you and Aussie banter for the rest of my life (probably about 70 years) and never get bored

That is someone special she’s looking for. Maybe, just maybe, if she posted a personal ad, she could find a guy who likes to be watched while he diddles himself. It’s a long shot.

It’s kind of like these women posting their asses. Maybe they’ll get some interest, but I doubt it. I think they should just keep posting until they find someone who is interested. I mean, I’ll look in the meantime. But purely for research and deliberbation purposes.

 

[jason28053]

Are you humblebragging that you need to use both hands? Really bringing this thread back to its roots
I'm over here with a tweezers

Type, scroll

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well, if any of you fine folks would like to help choose chonies for my next profile pic, please wander on over to this thread for the link to the poll.

 

[jason28053]

That is someone special she’s looking for. Maybe, just maybe, if she posted a personal ad, she could find a guy who likes to be watched while he diddles himself. It’s a long shot.

It’s kind of like these women posting their asses. Maybe they’ll get some interest, but I doubt it. I think they should just keep posting until they find someone who is interested. I mean, I’ll look in the meantime. But purely for research and deliberbation purposes.

 

[ShaneoD]

I love being a bad influence

As an aside, I just blew my husband in the brief intermission I was gone. My phone was already open on my nudie folder, so I handed him my phone so he could look through them during.

Fun, fun.

I'll admit I was so horny earlier I didn't notice this either, lucky lucky guy

 

[ShaneoD]

Well, if any of you fine folks would like to help choose chonies for my next profile pic, please wander on over to this thread for the link to the poll.

I'll have a go, it's the least I could do

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That is someone special she’s looking for. Maybe, just maybe, if she posted a personal ad, she could find a guy who likes to be watched while he diddles himself. It’s a long shot.

There's a dearth of men here that like to show their junk. It's a real weakspot for this place

It’s kind of like these women posting their asses. Maybe they’ll get some interest, but I doubt it. I think they should just keep posting until they find someone who is interested. I mean, I’ll look in the meantime. But purely for research and deliberation purposes.

Showing their beautiful, shapely asses. Craziness. Haven't they heard of the thread where Lit's darling rates boobs?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

How the actual fuck did I miss this (these) earlier, fantastic choices

Major @Bry1313 energy here

 

[ShaneoD]

14 minutes?!!!!!! It takes me longer to find a gif

It was about 4 minutes. It really takes so little. A bit of whining, the dual visual of pixel me + in person me, and obviously, mouth.

To be known is to be loved… and to be loved is getting him off in 4 minutes flat

This was/is so hot to read

 

[Lord Pmann]

There's a dearth of men here that like to show their junk. It's a real weakspot for this place

I’ve never heard of this here. Are you sure you have the right forum?

Showing their beautiful, shapely asses. Craziness. Haven't they heard of the thread where Lit's darling rates boobs?

That was my masterpiece. My opus. I don’t believe I could strike oil twice.

 

[EvaLane]

Haven't they heard of the thread where Lit's darling rates boobs?

Well that sounds fucking gross and degrading, did I miss out? Is it still active? Should I???

https://64.media.tumblr.com/ee7c0a5efa7041c3db5252b2caf0c4ef/81c586d862b35baf-42/s540x810/7bee3a6de5d4a417c50d73180b96547dd807bac9.gif

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Well @hotwords229_A this thread has ceased to be Cock talk, but I couldn't be happier about what's been posted in here tonight
Long live Floss Talk

I keep trying to talk about cock

 

[jason28053]

I keep trying to talk about cock

Please continue. I’m all ears

 

[aussiegeekygal]

OH EM GEE. How on earth do you ever find this kind of guy? You must cast an incredibly wide net in order to find a man with these tastes. Do you find him by plane? By train? By boat?

These gentleman ye seek are the rarest of the rare. It’s like a pirate’s treasure hunt I bet.

The really smart ones get kinda self conscious.