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Fuck floss! Who needs crack floss?! Not I, been without for 21 years! The only
Lingerie you catch me in is the kind that only stays on for under a minute 😂😂
You missed the convo the other day in granny panties vs floss. I'm floss or cheekies, all the way, or I end up with a very uncomfortable amount of granny panty fabric up my crack, regardless!
 
You kissed the convo the other day in granny panties vs floss. I'm floss or cherkies, all the way, or I end up with a very uncomfortable amount of granny panty fabric up my crack, regardless!
I did miss it! I agree with you! If I have to, because being a chick has its moments; seamless cheekies all the way.

Funny how curves do that! Not
enough fabric? Floss. Too much fabric, the cheeks eat that shit up! 😂😂
 
I did miss it! I agree with you! If I have to, because being a chick has its moments; seamless cheekies all the way.

Funny how curves do that! Not
enough fabric? Floss. Too much fabric, the cheeks eat that shit up! 😂😂
I've got a bubble butt. Putting full coverage chonies on this situation makes me look like I've stolen a table cloth, and I'm hiding two honey hams under there. Not flattering. Best to keep the material to a minimum 😂
 
The sock cannot have holes. Hearing what guys go through makes me grateful I'm not a squirter!

I almost never wear underwear, but when I do it’s multifunctional.

Gag, restraint, rag to wipe me off. Disposable, really, so it’s best to just wear none.

I did miss it! I agree with you! If I have to, because being a chick has its moments; seamless cheekies all the way.

Funny how curves do that! Not
enough fabric? Floss. Too much fabric, the cheeks eat that shit up! 😂😂
I need to visit this thread more often
 
I've got a bubble butt. Putting full coverage chonies on this situation makes me look like I've stolen a table cloth, and I'm hiding two honey hams under there. Not flattering. Best to keep the material to a minimum 😂
I’m fucking dead right now!!! You’ve set
Off the laughter that doesn’t end, tears, and gasps of air! 😂

You had me at Chonies, table cloth, and honey hams!😂
 
I’m fucking dead right now!!! You’ve set
Off the laughter that doesn’t end, tears, and gasps of air! 😂

You had me at Chonies, table cloth, and honey hams!😂
As the famous Samuel Clemons said, the difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between a lightning bug and the lightning. In this case, it's the difference between big ol butt and honey hams 😁
 
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