Sex toy reviews 🥒

[ZfrkS62]

We tried the foreplay frenzy again yesterday morning.

https://calexotics.com/foreplay-frenzy-teaser/

This is the other one I bought her. She hasn't found it yet. I put in her nightstand drawer where she keeps her other toy.

I was hoping to find the spot that she thought felt weird but no such luck. I tried various depths but couldn't find the interesting spot. She wasn't complaining though as she had a couple of soft orgasms there were several strong reactions to small shifts in position.

The poorly defined buttons still caused a little annoyance by not being ready to find, and I was holding it in a way that should have been easy to find them.

I think the only negative for her might be that when I was experimenting with the shallower penetration, the vibrations went down to get butthole, which she didn't really like.

I've yet to find this one under her pillow, but now that we've gotten past the initial reaction, I'm hoping she'll reach for it more.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Anyone have experience with this one?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Advice and recommendations please

I need something quiet.

It's the school holidays so my alone time has basically evaporated. But I can feel my poor, weak libido struggling to awaken after a prolonged hibernation and I want to get her a present to help her along.

The last couple of things I bought have been super noisy - looking at you Nora! But also this rose toy with a suction cup thing too. The noise from that though is mostly me panicking! (remind me one day to review it properly).

So yes if anyone can recommend something that I can use with the utmost discretion I would really appreciate it!

 

[morelikeasong]

Advice and recommendations please

I need something quiet.

It's the school holidays so my alone time has basically evaporated. But I can feel my poor, weak libido struggling to awaken after a prolonged hibernation and I want to get her a present to help her along.

The last couple of things I bought have been super noisy - looking at you Nora! But also this rose toy with a suction cup thing too. The noise from that though is mostly me panicking! (remind me one day to review it properly).

So yes if anyone can recommend something that I can use with the utmost discretion I would really appreciate it!

Would love for others to chime in but this is my recommendation. It is my go-to quiet toy that I use when I don’t want someone in the next room to hear what I’m doing. As I mentioned in the review, if you put the suction part in place before you turn it on, it’s very quiet. And if you’re under blankets, even quieter. Laying on your stomach?? (A favorite of mine.) Hardly detectable, IMO.

They have sales all the time, too, especially on their brand toys. I think I got it for like $30 or $40. Definitely don’t buy full price.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Would love for others to chime in but this is my recommendation. It is my go-to quiet toy that I use when I don’t want someone in the next room to hear what I’m doing. As I mentioned in the review, if you put the suction part in place before you turn it on, it’s very quiet. And if you’re under blankets, even quieter. Laying on your stomach?? (A favorite of mine.) Hardly detectable, IMO.

They have sales all the time, too, especially on their brand toys. I think I got it for like $30 or $40. Definitely don’t buy full price.

Oh thank you!
I just had a look on their site and it's out of stock but ebay has a few options I think.

 

[ZfrkS62]

Advice and recommendations please

I need something quiet.

It's the school holidays so my alone time has basically evaporated. But I can feel my poor, weak libido struggling to awaken after a prolonged hibernation and I want to get her a present to help her along.

The last couple of things I bought have been super noisy - looking at you Nora! But also this rose toy with a suction cup thing too. The noise from that though is mostly me panicking! (remind me one day to review it properly).

So yes if anyone can recommend something that I can use with the utmost discretion I would really appreciate it!

Check out the Svakom suction toy I got for my wife last February.

Under cover, it should be quiet enough to fit the bill, and has yet to take more than 2 minutes to achieve it's goal.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Check out the Svakom suction toy I got for my wife last February.

Under cover, it should be quiet enough to fit the bill, and has yet to take more than 2 minutes to achieve it's goal.

Thank you. I shall have a look

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Not that brave.

 

[KyleR215]

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That's Hot!

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Review of the “NonDominant Hand”

Pros:
Fits to size
Adjustable grip allows for varying rates of firmness
Easy access
Discreet when not in use; can hide in plan sight
Leaves dominant hand free for ball play, texting, or scrolling
Cons:
Occasional clunkiness
More effective when used with lube

overall rating: 4/5
Would recommend.
https://i.imgur.com/2NahrnP_d.webp?maxwidth=1520&fidelity=grand
(Forgive me if this one has already been reviewed. I didn’t read the whole thread)

 

[UnquietDreams]

Review of the “NonDominant Hand”

Pros:
Fits to size
Adjustable grip allows for varying rates of firmness
Easy access
Discreet when not in use; can hide in plan sight
Leaves dominant hand free for ball play, texting, or scrolling
Cons:
Occasional clunkiness
More effective when used with lube

overall rating: 4/5
Would recommend.
https://i.imgur.com/2NahrnP_d.webp?maxwidth=1520&fidelity=grand
(Forgive me if this one has already been reviewed. I didn’t read the whole thread)

Gives a new meaning to "lend me a hand," though.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Review of the “NonDominant Hand”

Pros:
Fits to size
Adjustable grip allows for varying rates of firmness
Easy access
Discreet when not in use; can hide in plan sight
Leaves dominant hand free for ball play, texting, or scrolling
Cons:
Occasional clunkiness
More effective when used with lube

overall rating: 4/5
Would recommend.
https://i.imgur.com/2NahrnP_d.webp?maxwidth=1520&fidelity=grand
(Forgive me if this one has already been reviewed. I didn’t read the whole thread)

Gives a new meaning to "lend me a hand," though.

Okay, but how soon can I have one delivered?

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Okay, but how soon can I have one delivered?

Pretty quick, but there’s a “handling” fee.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Oh, it turned out not to be a toy at all. Just an ordinary cucumber that was on the clothes washer during the spin cycle. Disregard this.

 

[morelikeasong]

Kicking it off with-

Satisfyer Pro 2
Air Pulse Stimulater

This is often referred to as the clit sucker thing. It’s actually not suction, it’s air pulses, but that creates a feeling of suction. This is meant to be used directly on the clit, though a chat partner once suggested I try it on my nipple and that is also fun.
I broke my rabbit toy and this has been my go-to since then. It’s not my favorite, but it does the job. I timed it once and it can make me cum in 3 minutes (if I want it to be that quick).
Edit-when I first wrote this review I said it wasn’t my favorite but I have since added in a dildo to playtime and it is now my favorite combo.

-It’s loud-ish. Definitely not discreet, especially on the high levels, which I always end up cranking it to.
-The controls are simple- just an on/off button and up/down. No fancy modes (which I never like), just stronger and stronger.
-it has 11 intensity levels, starting with a really light stimulation one so I feel like this could work for someone who is very sensitive
-It’s waterproof and feels fun in the bath. It kind of pulses the water around.
-This could be used during sex, but it does require more precision placement than a regular vibrator, so it wouldn’t be good for a more energetic sex session.
-Tums bottle included in photo for size comparison
-It’s made of plastic with a silicone head thing, which is removable for easy cleaning.
-My first one died one day, just stopped charging. Maybe 2 years after I bought it? I contacted the company (not the site I bought it from) and they sent me a new one, super quickly. It has a 15 year manufacturer warranty.
-charges in maybe 2 hrs and lasts maybe 2 hrs of use? That’s just a guess. I try to remember to charge it every few times I use it. It can’t be used while it’s charging.

Ok I think that’s all about that one. Your review doesn’t have to be as long as mine was! I’m just chatty.
Feel free to ask questions.

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Thump by Bellesa
Clit Stimulator
TLDR: get this one!

The Thump! Thumper, affectionately. This is a great little toy. I’ve tested it quite a number of times since getting it. It has three functions, each with 5 intensity levels: thump, vibe, suction. I was super excited about the thumping function and I do like it, but it’s not the home run that I thought it would be. The thing I’ve liked most is the suction feature. I have another suction toy (which I’ve used a ton and reviewed here) but this one has a leg up on that in some ways. This one is way more quiet. I was able to use while my husband and dad were in the next room without concern of being heard. It is definitely louder if you turn the suction on and don’t have it in place but, once it’s in place, it’s very quiet. And the real winning aspect of this one for me is it’s shape! If you’re like me and love PRESSURE when clit stimulating, this is the perfect shape for that. The suction side is like a little flat paddle with a suction hole in it. Perfect for pressing down on or flipping over on your stomach and grinding against. In that way, this shape is so much better than the Satisfyer Pro2.

+quiet
+each mode has its own button, five clicks through intensity levels
+modes can be used together or separately
-buttons are a little tricky to differentiate while in use
+excellent shape
+waterproof
+charging case
-reasonably easy to clean though the little suction hole is slightly trickier

Highly recommend using this in combination with the dildo above (or any other one, that one is just on sale right now and cheap)

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PinkCherry Rose 2.0

This is not the OG of this toy. This one is obviously from PinkCherry but from what I can see it’s the exact same as the Lovehoney one and at least one other that I saw.

TLDR: good, recommend

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I have… *thoroughly tested this thing for you guys. Purely for you. Science and all.

The good:
+ inexpensive! I wasn’t even planning on getting it but it was like $20 and I’d been curious to try
+ 6 intensity levels (plus four dumb patterns)
+ can be held by thighs for hands free—this is a massive benefit of this toy, IMO. Especially for those of you pervy e-boners
+ reasonably easy controls (I think it’s silly that it has two buttons, really should only have 1, but they do feel different so that makes it easier)
+ has a lock feature for travel? I haven’t used this
+ top piece comes off for easier cleaning (and also protects your clit from the issue of the last toy I reviewed)

The bad (or comparatively bad):
- loud! My other clit suckers become a lot quieter once I’ve got them in place but this one is making itself known
- only 1 button to control the modes so if you want to go back down you have to cycle through all and if you accidentally turn it up past the top level you have to go back through all of them and count the right amount. For comparison, the Satisfyer Pro2 has 11 intensity levels and up/down buttons. If you turn it up too far, nothing happens, it just maxes out.
- lots of crevices in the petals to clean
- charger sits kind of weird so the cord connection has to be kind of hanging off the edge to stay fully connected? Not a dealbreaker but definitely a design flaw
- starts kinda strong? This isn’t an issue for me because it means I can start it on the lowest level but if you’re sensitive it might be too much.
- would not be ideal with intercourse, I don’t think

As always, I highly recommend using this in combination with a dildo. My personal favorite? Glass.

If you were just wanting one clit sucker, I’d recommend the Satisfyer Pro2 over this one. Buttt this one is cheaper to try and a welcome addition to the chest if you want a hands free option.

@Rach9703 these are the three I mentioned!

 

[cowboyup6977]

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[ZfrkS62]

In my journey of trying to achieve a prostate orgasm I've learned that the smaller massagers don't really do much for me. I've found that I need something a little fatter as I don't think my prostate sits in the average spot. Nothing I've found that is designed to insert and sit in one place really targets it.

Last week I got the Aneros Vice 2, based on the comments of another user who is very experienced with the original version, and his echoed sentiment that the Helix Syn V which I also own, "doesn't cut the mustard". https://www.aneros.com/products/vic...R3W2ZCSQcOseZzstSR6kMklJMY4fAUJyfVjnXa44zy9_i

This one is girthier than the Helix and Evolved, but not QUITE as fat as my Doc Johnson, which is not motorized. The DJ has a more aggressive bend on the end though.

The remote control is nice and easy to find when not looking at it. The massager can be used with or without the remote. It has 18 patterns and 4 speeds, plus what the call a "Joy" button. The tip of the remote has a pressure sensitive switch that can be pressed lightly, heavily, or anything in between and it will turn the toy into a straight vibrator until the switch is released, returning it to the selected pattern and intensity you were using prior. In theory, if you're on the verge of cumming and want the little extra oomph, you press the button and ramp up a straight vibration to shove yourself over the edge. A nice idea in theory.

I had hoped it would be the magic bullet (no pun intended) and hit what it needed to hit, but no. First use today was on par with the Evolved, but better than the Helix. It took a little bit of repositioning and fiddling with the modes and intensities but I found that the last mode was probably the best sensation. Most of the modes are rhythmic pulsations, like most vibrators, and if you time your contractions to the rising pulse speed, it can be quite pleasant if you're positioned right. I did eventually orgasm, but it took some external stimulation to get there. Some of it is how long it takes, including prep, to get going. I've got too much to do in a day to spend over an hour masturbating.

Maybe this it the right one but it's going to take a lot more time with in order to unlock the secret. At $150, it's not a try once and discard type of toy.

 

[ZfrkS62]

My Evolved prostate massager broke. The shaft motors have both stopped responding. It's supposed to have a 5 year warranty, but I can't find the receipt hasn't even made it 2 years