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Bellesa Luxe Dildo 6”

This one was an unexpected favorite. A friend of mine has been telling me for a long time that he thought I should get a plain dildo and I thought it was a waste of time. Turns out, it’s not. At all.
Inserting this takes using a clit toy to the next level.

+suction cup works well on smooth surfaces
+silent 😂
+not too big not too small (I’m going to order the bigger one to try but I’m also quite happy with this size)
+slight curve fits nicely and also massages the right spot
+great for use in the shower
+can be put in a strap on harness (haven’t tried this part… yet? 😏)
+so easy to clean

I really can’t overstate my love for this toy so far. It’s opened a new world for me and now I need to get a glass one and the weird shaped one that was mentioned higher up in the thread…
So many possibilities
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Hmmmm. Not bragging but that shape looks familiar when I look in the mirror.
 
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🤔 will wear my logo on your boob like NASCAR?

I'll offer that while the device may be silent, if it leaves you in a similar state, it is not exactly a glowing review. 😆
In fairness, your average (and even most above average) penises don’t, when left to their own devices, don’t make much sound. However, if used properly, the results can be quite loud.
 
I have a lush... but am thinking of getting a Nora... do you think its worth it?..
Everything from Lovense is worth it! I've got quite a collectionn of toys, and this year they've become my favorite manufacturer. There's not even a close second. Of the 8 I've bought so far, the Nora is my go to. Great with or without the app, if your partner has a Calor or Max 2, it's even more fun 😉
 
Everything from Lovense is worth it! I've got quite a collectionn of toys, and this year they've become my favorite manufacturer. There's not even a close second. Of the 8 I've bought so far, the Nora is my go to. Great with or without the app, if your partner has a Calor or Max 2, it's even more fun 😉
I had a Gush, but it died 🙁

I fucking loved the little fella.
 
Thump by Bellesa
Clit Stimulator

TLDR: get this one!

The Thump! Thumper, affectionately. This is a great little toy. I’ve tested it quite a number of times since getting it. It has three functions, each with 5 intensity levels: thump, vibe, suction. I was super excited about the thumping function and I do like it, but it’s not the home run that I thought it would be. The thing I’ve liked most is the suction feature. I have another suction toy (which I’ve used a ton and reviewed here) but this one has a leg up on that in some ways. This one is way more quiet. I was able to use while my husband and dad were in the next room without concern of being heard. It is definitely louder if you turn the suction on and don’t have it in place but, once it’s in place, it’s very quiet. And the real winning aspect of this one for me is it’s shape! If you’re like me and love PRESSURE when clit stimulating, this is the perfect shape for that. The suction side is like a little flat paddle with a suction hole in it. Perfect for pressing down on or flipping over on your stomach and grinding against. In that way, this shape is so much better than the Satisfyer Pro2.

+quiet
+each mode has its own button, five clicks through intensity levels
+modes can be used together or separately
-buttons are a little tricky to differentiate while in use
+excellent shape
+waterproof
+charging case
-reasonably easy to clean though the little suction hole is slightly trickier

Highly recommend using this in combination with the dildo above (or any other one, that one is just on sale right now and cheap)

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Thump by Bellesa
Clit Stimulator

TLDR: get this one!

The Thump! Thumper, affectionately. This is a great little toy. I’ve tested it quite a number of times since getting it. It has three functions, each with 5 intensity levels: thump, vibe, suction. I was super excited about the thumping function and I do like it, but it’s not the home run that I thought it would be. The thing I’ve liked most is the suction feature. I have another suction toy (which I’ve used a ton and reviewed here) but this one has a leg up on that in some ways. This one is way more quiet. I was able to use while my husband and dad were in the next room without concern of being heard. It is definitely louder if you turn the suction on and don’t have it in place but, once it’s in place, it’s very quiet. And the real winning aspect of this one for me is it’s shape! If you’re like me and love PRESSURE when clit stimulating, this is the perfect shape for that. The suction side is like a little flat paddle with a suction hole in it. Perfect for pressing down on or flipping over on your stomach and grinding against. In that way, this shape is so much better than the Satisfyer Pro2.

+quiet
+each mode has its own button, five clicks through intensity levels
+modes can be used together or separately
-buttons are a little tricky to differentiate while in use
+excellent shape
+waterproof
+charging case
-reasonably easy to clean though the little suction hole is slightly trickier

Highly recommend using this in combination with the dildo above (or any other one, that one is just on sale right now and cheap)

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Love these reviews.
They give a great insight.
 
Thump by Bellesa
Clit Stimulator

TLDR: get this one!

The Thump! Thumper, affectionately. This is a great little toy. I’ve tested it quite a number of times since getting it. It has three functions, each with 5 intensity levels: thump, vibe, suction. I was super excited about the thumping function and I do like it, but it’s not the home run that I thought it would be. The thing I’ve liked most is the suction feature. I have another suction toy (which I’ve used a ton and reviewed here) but this one has a leg up on that in some ways. This one is way more quiet. I was able to use while my husband and dad were in the next room without concern of being heard. It is definitely louder if you turn the suction on and don’t have it in place but, once it’s in place, it’s very quiet. And the real winning aspect of this one for me is it’s shape! If you’re like me and love PRESSURE when clit stimulating, this is the perfect shape for that. The suction side is like a little flat paddle with a suction hole in it. Perfect for pressing down on or flipping over on your stomach and grinding against. In that way, this shape is so much better than the Satisfyer Pro2.

+quiet
+each mode has its own button, five clicks through intensity levels
+modes can be used together or separately
-buttons are a little tricky to differentiate while in use
+excellent shape
+waterproof
+charging case
-reasonably easy to clean though the little suction hole is slightly trickier

Highly recommend using this in combination with the dildo above (or any other one, that one is just on sale right now and cheap)

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My review of this review: hot as fuck :p ❤️💋

I need to buy something to review. I actual am making a Target run. Maybe I can do a review of Jergens or something. 🤣
 
Thump by Bellesa
Clit Stimulator

TLDR: get this one!

The Thump! Thumper, affectionately. This is a great little toy. I’ve tested it quite a number of times since getting it. It has three functions, each with 5 intensity levels: thump, vibe, suction. I was super excited about the thumping function and I do like it, but it’s not the home run that I thought it would be. The thing I’ve liked most is the suction feature. I have another suction toy (which I’ve used a ton and reviewed here) but this one has a leg up on that in some ways. This one is way more quiet. I was able to use while my husband and dad were in the next room without concern of being heard. It is definitely louder if you turn the suction on and don’t have it in place but, once it’s in place, it’s very quiet. And the real winning aspect of this one for me is it’s shape! If you’re like me and love PRESSURE when clit stimulating, this is the perfect shape for that. The suction side is like a little flat paddle with a suction hole in it. Perfect for pressing down on or flipping over on your stomach and grinding against. In that way, this shape is so much better than the Satisfyer Pro2.

+quiet
+each mode has its own button, five clicks through intensity levels
+modes can be used together or separately
-buttons are a little tricky to differentiate while in use
+excellent shape
+waterproof
+charging case
-reasonably easy to clean though the little suction hole is slightly trickier

Highly recommend using this in combination with the dildo above (or any other one, that one is just on sale right now and cheap)

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If there is reincarnation may I come back as a sex toy.
Wait? Maybe not, they do wear out.
 
I need to find some sort of testing sponsorship 😂
oooo, you can call out the paid member's name as you orgasm! Win win for both parties.
For serious, you should try the Rose. There is also this one toy that company sells that like.. moves and you can put it in your.. *coughbootycough*

I should send YOU a tested review of the Rose *wink wink*
 
How could I get the op(?) or anyone to review a Realdoe?

(Op..?? Thread starter?)

Ranch on sex toys sounds like a bad idea
 
Bellesa Luxe Dildo 6”

This one was an unexpected favorite. A friend of mine has been telling me for a long time that he thought I should get a plain dildo and I thought it was a waste of time. Turns out, it’s not. At all.
Inserting this takes using a clit toy to the next level.

+suction cup works well on smooth surfaces
+silent 😂
+not too big not too small (I’m going to order the bigger one to try but I’m also quite happy with this size)
+slight curve fits nicely and also massages the right spot
+great for use in the shower
+can be put in a strap on harness (haven’t tried this part… yet? 😏)
+so easy to clean

I really can’t overstate my love for this toy so far. It’s opened a new world for me and now I need to get a glass one and the weird shaped one that was mentioned higher up in the thread…
So many possibilities
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That's actually one thing I don't have. Same reason I guess, just never thought it'd be worth it.
I was tempted just for the novelty of having a suction one but after that review I may need to get myself an extra Christmas present
 
That's actually one thing I don't have. Same reason I guess, just never thought it'd be worth it.
I was tempted just for the novelty of having a suction one but after that review I may need to get myself an extra Christmas present
I got one recently. It was cheap and is really nice paired with a clit sucker toy. It's great actually.
 
Everything from Lovense is worth it! I've got quite a collectionn of toys, and this year they've become my favorite manufacturer. There's not even a close second. Of the 8 I've bought so far, the Nora is my go to. Great with or without the app, if your partner has a Calor or Max 2, it's even more fun 😉
8? 😂 Which 8? Any duds?
 
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