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[UnquietDreams]

Typical guy…
Thinking in black and white…
It’s all about the grey areas…

You are either naked, or you aren't. If you are wearing nothing but a single sock, you aren't naked.

 

[cactusjack0584]

If a woman strolls through your apartment in bra and panties....
Is she dressed or naked?

I’d say she partially unclothed…

 

[UnquietDreams]

Alright, can't please em all. Although, to be fair, it was originally aimed at @MischiefMakerAlways who I was purposefully trying to make uneasy... so perhaps it all worked out exactly as planned!

Then it is a win.

 

[Neanderthal247]

Hmmm ....


No offense at all, but I want my cup back.

I can put my laptop up instead. I need coffee more.

Just kidding

It was actually for my Turtle

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’d say she partially unclothed…

So what number on your 1 - 10 scale is that?
3 or 7

 

[UnquietDreams]

If a woman strolls through your apartment in bra and panties....
Is she dressed or naked?

Dressed.

Does she at least introduce herself?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hmmm ....


No offense at all, but I want my cup back.

I have…
They’ve invaded my beard…

ooh, very sexy.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just kidding

It was actually for my Turtle

Then I definitely want my cup back.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Just kidding

It was actually for my Turtle

So.... Does your turtle have a name?

Like is he a ninja turtle?
Or a sea turtle?
Maybe a Timmy Turtle....

 

[cactusjack0584]

So what number on your 1 - 10 scale is that?
3 or 7

Definite 7…
Unless it’s a thong and bralette…
Then maybe an 8 1/2

Dressed.

Does she at least introduce herself?

Don’t say anything…
Just enjoy the show…

 

[dawn_of_night]

Mike Wisowski

 

[dawn_of_night]

Dressed.

Does she at least introduce herself?

Duh....

We've met... (At least enough that you should recognize me)


Why would I introduce myself....

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Dressed.

Does she at least introduce herself?

Hi

I'm Chloe

 

[Neanderthal247]

So.... Does your turtle have a name?

Like is he a ninja turtle?
Or a sea turtle?
Maybe a Timmy Turtle....

No name, but Looks like this

https://media4.giphy.com/media/2Nk0OZe9n6q63s0DTs/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952r4jsv73sbddsrqtv5a7o0fsjzfhagc9p55wrp8hf&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Looks like this

https://media4.giphy.com/media/2Nk0OZe9n6q63s0DTs/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952r4jsv73sbddsrqtv5a7o0fsjzfhagc9p55wrp8hf&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

He's a angwy tuwtle (tortoise)

 

[dawn_of_night]

You are either naked, or you aren't. If you are wearing nothing but a single sock, you aren't naked.

That's valid.....
But I don't think it references @cactusjack0584 's scale for 1 to 10....

He wanted to know HOW naked....
As if he were helping to remove the clothing ...

 

[Neanderthal247]

Hi

I'm Chloe

Leaves my whole check with you lol

 

[dawn_of_night]

No name, but Looks like this

https://media4.giphy.com/media/2Nk0OZe9n6q63s0DTs/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952r4jsv73sbddsrqtv5a7o0fsjzfhagc9p55wrp8hf&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Hmmm....
He's a land turtle....
Does he like walks and back scratches?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

That's valid.....
But I don't think it references @cactusjack0584 's scale for 1 to 10....

He wanted to know HOW naked....
As if he were helping to remove the clothing ...

I am partially clothed... I'm going numbers equal articles of clothing... so... 4

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sweats and a tee shirt, me. I posted a picture in The Pajama Party.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I am partially clothed... I'm going numbers equal articles of clothing... so... 4

Right....
Thank you!
Leave it to these fuckers to complicate things ...

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's valid.....
But I don't think it references @cactusjack0584 's scale for 1 to 10....

He wanted to know HOW naked....
As if he were helping to remove the clothing ...

Which is why I said it was binary. 1 dressed, 0 naked.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Which is why I said it was binary. 1 dressed, 0 naked.

Eyeroll emoji reaction

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am partially clothed... I'm going numbers equal articles of clothing... so... 4

I am completely naked, under my clothes.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I am completely naked, under my clothes.

It would be weird if you were completely naked over your clothes...


Unless they were fresh from the dryer. Then I guess it's okay