likes2watchU
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The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar
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likes2watchU
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Just the summer? Must be losing my touch.
Maybe some strength training would help? 
I'm so sorry. Sounds like someone needs a Come to Jesus Talk
(that's non-religious in my book fwiw)
cowboyup6977
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I do have a few rocksI'm not anywhere caught up for today. Apologies if these are duplicative.
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Ladies of the Café
(and anyone else who'd like...)
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Word of caution: These will likely leave much more distinguishing marks. May have an impact on any forensic investigations.
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Go Grandma!!
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I’m spoiled
Lovely feet!!! You should be proud!
likes2watchU
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Just never occurred to me to weld them together into a brass knuckles formation... but the idea's growing on me
Source: Kate Mess 'Til Death Do Us Part
I LOVE your way of thinking!
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My wife shuddered visibly when I showed her this:
1. She hates spiders.
2. These look just like spiders we have here.
3. She really fucking hates spiders!
Welcome and ENJOY!
It's a beautiful place!
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There you go again, threatening me with a good time!
Stunningly beautiful!
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dkak001
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We're a little behind too. Here's looking at the back edge of the pasture from the driveway this morning...
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There are plenty of other things you can do with duct tape that don't have anything to do with fixing stupid that work just as well.
We call it "reinventing the wheel."
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Ya can never have enough memes.....I think well maybe oh boy I don't know lol
B2fromA2looking4U
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YepWe're a little behind too. Here's looking at the back edge of the pasture from the driveway this morning...
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Separate, there's too much going on with that. You move the wrong way you're going to wind up, stabbing yourself or shooting yourself. The brass knuckles have to be separate, as well as the knife. From the handgun. Wearing the brass knuckles properly expose the blade to yourself, not a good thing. Also, the gun would be pointing at you. There's no proper handle for the knife.Either not that i'm familiar with any of these. At the advice of my attorney, I declined to answer any questions at this time. I'd like to have an attorney so that all questioning shall cease at this time. Thank you knowing that if I should initiate questioning or conversation, I relinquish my rights to that attorney.
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“Allegedly”I mean... you were there... don't you know?
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The perfect mix of sex and violence!Just never occurred to me to weld them together into a brass knuckles formation... but the idea's growing on me
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That are a fifty five gallon bucket with a lot of holes in it.There you go again, threatening me with a good time!
Wonderer67
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Damn!We're a little behind too. Here's looking at the back edge of the pasture from the driveway this morning...
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Oh myWe're a little behind too. Here's looking at the back edge of the pasture from the driveway this morning...
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Wonderer67
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Heavy use of air quotes there!
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Thank you for the welcome, I hope any future posts will meet with approvalGlad to see you're following that one
Welcome to the Café. This is your first post here if I'm not mistaken...
We run this thread a little differently.
Read the first post...goes over the "rules" so to speak.
I will summarize:
1. No religion
2. No politics
3. No drama
4. No hitting on the women-- dm the person if interested.... if they don't respond.... there is your answer.
Added...
5. For God sake read a profile before you dm the wrong person.
6. If your first post is heavy on the innuendo ..... you need to slow your roll
This thread is like the bar cheers or the corner coffee shop. We are FRIENDS here and not like other threads...we are fiercely protective of the vibe and eachother. If this sounds like a place you would like, stick around.... if not there are eleventy billion other threads that will suit your needs.
To get an idea of the vibe I would scroll through the last 10 pages or so and you will see.
Thanks
Full Credit to @Missk_2022 for the new wording on the welcome. Iit
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