The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Oldermom935]

I intend to treat this Friday like the whore she is. I'll mash her up against the wall, slip one hand under her shirt, the other under her skirt and push my tongue down her throat.


Because Bitch made me wait all week . . . .

Looking for castration are we?

 

[Missk_2022]

Heh. The women here will punch you in the kidneys so hard you'll piss blood until summer.

The kidney punches are only if absolutely required.... we are sweet little pussy cats

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Looking for castration are we?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The kidney punches are only if absolutely required.... we are sweet little pussy cats

Sticking to throats first, are we?


No matter, Wonderer and I have your backs, regardless.


Off to slay the weasels what needs slewn . . . .

 

[Tweedledude]

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

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Nope

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

I hope you're doing better, BSK!

All I can say is it’s Friday. Looking forward to this afternoon when I can walk out and forget for 60 hours or so. I’ve got a massage scheduled in Sunday afternoon so that will help center me. Y’all be safe and have a good weekend.

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Missk_2022]

Sticking to throats first, are we?


No matter, Wonderer and I have your backs, regardless.


Off to slay the weasels what needs slewn . . . .

Yep....all the soft bits are susceptible...

But I am not afraid to let you and wonderer step in....

 

[Dayhoosier]

Happy Friday fellow old people!!!

 

[Greylag]

What if I make a request?

@Lilianna23 Well ……… you know a gentleman won’t deny a lady’s reasonable request!

 

[Greylag]

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Good morning

 

[Rj_1954]

Good Morning everyone &
Good Afternoon @Greylag

 

[Missk_2022]

What ever happened to the new person at work keeping their mouth shut for the first 6 months or so.....

 

[Robbo694u]

What ever happened to the new person at work keeping their mouth shut for the first 6 months or so.....

'Hear all, see all, say NOTHING' for at least 6 months

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

What ever happened to the new person at work keeping their mouth shut for the first 6 months or so.....

Yeah, that doesn’t happen any more. Now they feel empowered to make recommendations on how to change the organization with their two months on the job when there are some who have decades with the team.

 

[Oldermom935]

What ever happened to the new person at work keeping their mouth shut for the first 6 months or so.....

 

[likes2watchU]

I am truly looking forward to this weekend.

 

[likes2watchU]

Brass knuckles.
And a .45 . . . .

I'm not anywhere caught up for today. Apologies if these are duplicative.



Ladies of the Café
(and anyone else who'd like...)


Word of caution: These will likely leave much more distinguishing marks. May have an impact on any forensic investigations.


Go Grandma!!
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[Greylag]

What ever happened to the new person at work keeping their mouth shut for the first 6 months or so.....

It’s not in the new HR Bible @Missk_2022. There is any amount about harassing your co workers, treating them with respect and not taking too long to pee (read use your mobile phone)…. But nothing about being a “know it all shit,” that was in the long superseded 1970 edition!

 

[Oldermom935]

I'm not anywhere caught up for today. Apologies if these are duplicative.

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Ladies of the Café
(and anyone else who'd like...)
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Word of caution: These will likely leave much more distinguishing marks. May have an impact on any forensic investigations.
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Go Grandma!!
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What you do you alter them after usage? Then you soak them in water to get a good rust. Going that wayThey can't match the patterns. Not that I know about these things or anything.

 

[likes2watchU]

'Hear all, see all, say NOTHING' for at least 6 months

Glad to see you're following that one
Welcome to the Café. This is your first post here if I'm not mistaken...

We run this thread a little differently.

Read the first post...goes over the "rules" so to speak.

I will summarize:
1. No religion
2. No politics
3. No drama
4. No hitting on the women-- dm the person if interested.... if they don't respond.... there is your answer.

Added...
5. For God sake read a profile before you dm the wrong person.
6. If your first post is heavy on the innuendo ..... you need to slow your roll

This thread is like the bar cheers or the corner coffee shop. We are FRIENDS here and not like other threads...we are fiercely protective of the vibe and eachother. If this sounds like a place you would like, stick around.... if not there are eleventy billion other threads that will suit your needs.

To get an idea of the vibe I would scroll through the last 10 pages or so and you will see.

Thanks


Full Credit to @Missk_2022 for the new wording on the welcome. I it

 

[likes2watchU]

What you do you alter them after usage? Then you soak them in water to get a good rust. Going that wayThey can't match the patterns. Not that I know about these things or anything.

Oooh, rust. Nice touch. Tetanus anyone?
Maybe roll them in a few other nasties, too?
*nudge, nudge, wink, wink*

 

[likes2watchU]

Every once in awhile I throw the wrong day out there. B2 noticed the last time...

 

[likes2watchU]