The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Missk_2022]

Yeah, that doesn’t happen any more. Now they feel empowered to make recommendations on how to change the organization with their two months on the job when there are some who have decades with the team.

Here is the current bs

" i have been playing around in Cedargate ( our new data repository) and I will be happy to share the prevalence data i found"

1. You r on vacation next week... if you want to share stuff do it ALLLLL on your own
2. The data is still in the verification process....dont share shit that isn't verified because stepping back on shit reported makes the team look like they are stupid.... if you want to look stupid then do it on your own.
3. The manager has said 456938 times that we are not ready to report the f ing data so keep your f ing mouth shut until manager says we r ready..... I don't give 2 shits about how cool you think the data is....KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

 

[Missk_2022]

It’s not in the new HR Bible @Missk_2022. There is any amount about harassing your co workers, treating them with respect and not taking too long to pee (read use your mobile phone)…. But nothing about being a “know it all shit,” that was in the long superseded 1970 edition!

They need to bring it back

 

[Wonderer67]

'Hear all, see all, say NOTHING' for at least 6 months

“And take copious amounts of notes so you learn how to do your job right.”

 

[Oldermom935]

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[Missk_2022]

It’s not in the new HR Bible @Missk_2022. There is any amount about harassing your co workers, treating them with respect and not taking too long to pee (read use your mobile phone)…. But nothing about being a “know it all shit,” that was in the long superseded 1970 edition!

New way to say stfu

Let's ensure that we share our insight at the most appropriate time so that the right audience is able to receive it and ingest it in to their processes

 

[Wonderer67]

Oooh, rust. Nice touch. Tetanus anyone?
Maybe roll them in a few other nasties, too?
*nudge, nudge, wink, wink*

Did the North Vietnamese and viet cong stick dog poo on their pungi stakes?

Nothing like a little gang green!

 

[Missk_2022]

Oh new teams message

Are you available after your meeting to talk for a sec....

Ugh

 

[Missk_2022]

Did the North Vietnamese and viet cong stick dog poo on their pungi stakes?

Nothing like a little gang green!

I read somewhere that native Americans would poison their arrows with stuff to make them more lethal

 

[Oldermom935]

I'm not anywhere caught up for today. Apologies if these are duplicative.

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Ladies of the Café
(and anyone else who'd like...)
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Word of caution: These will likely leave much more distinguishing marks. May have an impact on any forensic investigations.
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Go Grandma!!
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Also for those using firearms drill out the bore After use. You can't use the riflings and make sure the firing pin is filed down as well.

 

[likes2watchU]

Did the North Vietnamese and viet cong stick dog poo on their pungi stakes?

I mean... you were there... don't you know?

 

[likes2watchU]

Here is the current bs

so many memes... so little time

 

[likes2watchU]

Heh. The women here will punch you in the kidneys so hard you'll piss blood until summer.

Just the summer? Must be losing my touch. Maybe some strength training would help?

Here is the current bs

I'm so sorry. Sounds like someone needs a Come to Jesus Talk
(that's non-religious in my book fwiw)

 

[cowboyup6977]

I'm not anywhere caught up for today. Apologies if these are duplicative.

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Ladies of the Café
(and anyone else who'd like...)
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Word of caution: These will likely leave much more distinguishing marks. May have an impact on any forensic investigations.
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Go Grandma!!
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I do have a few rocks
I’m spoiled

 

[Boat1]

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Lovely feet!!! You should be proud!

 

[likes2watchU]

I do have a few rocks
I’m spoiled

Just never occurred to me to weld them together into a brass knuckles formation... but the idea's growing on me

Source: Kate Mess 'Til Death Do Us Part

 

[Boat1]

Brass knuckles.


And a .45 . . . .

I LOVE your way of thinking!

 

[dkak001]

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My wife shuddered visibly when I showed her this:
1. She hates spiders.
2. These look just like spiders we have here.
3. She really fucking hates spiders!

 

[Boat1]

This is very helpful. Thank you! Looking forward to making friends.

Welcome and ENJOY!
It's a beautiful place!

 

[dkak001]

Brass knuckles.


And a .45 . . . .

Separate, or all in one?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_revolver
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_revolver#/media/File:Apache_revolver.jpg

 

[Boat1]

Heh. The women here will punch you in the kidneys so hard you'll piss blood until summer.

There you go again, threatening me with a good time!

 

[Boat1]

I love crocuses! They were open on Saturday last weekend.

https://imgur.com/a/1JrwUA7

https://imgur.com/a/QRSErXF

Then closed on Sunday bundling up for the cold.

https://imgur.com/a/zsPs7Pw

https://imgur.com/a/xmgTWez

Stunningly beautiful!

 

[likes2watchU]

Oh new teams message

Are you available after your meeting to talk for a sec....

Ugh

Good luck - hope it goes well
(for you... FAFO for the newbie)

 

[dkak001]

Beautiful and ours are behind yours. I am further north and it’s been colder here.

We're a little behind too. Here's looking at the back edge of the pasture from the driveway this morning...

 

[Mittering]

so many memes... so little time
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There are plenty of other things you can do with duct tape that don't have anything to do with fixing stupid that work just as well.

 

[Boat1]

Yeah, that doesn’t happen any more. Now they feel empowered to make recommendations on how to change the organization with their two months on the job when there are some who have decades with the team.

We call it "reinventing the wheel."