Sex & Shenanigans

[NakedStoryLover]

But in my imaginary Cadbury creme jizz world …, the creme jizz has no calories.

So, the Cadbury BJs would actually burn calories and qualify as exercise for all parties, no?

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok … I wanna know.

Is there a scene from a movie that you had a severe physical reaction to?
Like laugh, cry, poop your pants, or vomit..?

I pooped my pants during Into the Woods.

Thank you for giving me a safe place to be vulnerable @crazychemgirl Thankfully this is a judgement free zone.

All of the above

All 4? ew...

 

[AuntieDisco]

But in my imaginary Cadbury creme jizz world …, the creme jizz has no calories.

What about diabetes?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What about diabetes?

I assume it’s just taste and not sugar…

Can you get diabetes from too much boner lava?


Oh dear lord.

 

[Qky75]

What about diabetes?

Acquired Insulin Deficiency Syndrome?

Sexually Transmitted Diabetes Mellitus Type 2?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I assume it’s just taste and not sugar…

Can you get diabetes from too much boner lava?


Oh dear lord.

DO NOT GOOGLE that!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

DO NOT GOOGLE that!!!

here’s an article I found.

https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/swallowing-semen

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can’t help myself…. I have a Google problem.


Also according to TikTok if you want to get rid of the AI response to your Google search just add the word “fuck” to your search request.

*** can confirm, this works.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

here’s an article I found.

https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/swallowing-semen

Oh dear lord...
not as caloric as one would think - huh
also... 1 tsp??? That seems low

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh dear lord...
not as caloric as one would think - huh
also... 1 tsp??? That seems low

If only someone had confessed to doing a scientific study of ejaculation volume….

If only….

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Ok anyone got anything besides crying?!

I cringe and shudder during (and long after) the curb stomp scene in American History X. The sound haunts me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh dear lord...
not as caloric as one would think - huh
also... 1 tsp??? That seems low

Right???

 

[ShaneoD]

99.99% sure I would NOT be sated or satiated by just watching, and would need the guys there focused on me.

Also, it annoys me in gangbang porn when where are some guys just standing around stroking it, waiting for their turn…and it annoys me even more when there’s more than 1 guy trying to shove their cocks in the woman’s mouth at the same damn time. Me plus up to 5 guys seems like it would be the right number. 3 holes and 2 tits, every single guy there should make himself useful somehow

Thank Christ this Kitty wasn't posting last night, I never would have slept.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I cringe and shudder during (and long after) the curb stomp scene in American History X. The sound haunts me.

Yep … can confirm.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Also earlier I was thinking of Cadbury crème egg filling ..: and if boner lava tasted that good I would never get married … I would be a one woman dick sucking machine.
I would find any and all available men and suck their dicks to completion every fucking day.

Cadbury crème eggs are my love language

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok anyone got anything besides crying?!

This scene makes me awestruck at John Woo’s ability to plan and execute a scene?

 

[NakedStoryLover]

This scene makes me awestruck at John Woo’s ability to plan and execute a scene?

The sound mixing in that scene is extraordinary. Not something I normally notice, but it jumped out at me, even on my phone

 

[Qky75]

Also earlier I was thinking of Cadbury crème egg filling ..: and if boner lava tasted that good I would never get married … I would be a one woman dick sucking machine.
I would find any and all available men and suck their dicks to completion every fucking day.

Funny coincidence.......

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I cringe and shudder during (and long after) the curb stomp scene in American History X. The sound haunts me.

Oh, God - I just got a chill down the back of my neck just thinking about it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Funny coincidence.......

Absolutely not.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Cadbury crème eggs are my love language

Same girl… same.

Also … I almost choked to death last night shoveling mini mini eggs in my face hole and my hubby was already gone to hang out with friends … and I thought… this is a really embarrassing way to die.

 

[NakedStoryLover]

Same girl… same.

Also … I almost choked to death last night shoveling mini mini eggs in my face hole and my hubby was already gone to hang out with friends … and I thought… this is a really embarrassing way to die.

Literally LOL.

Glad you're not dead

 

[lavendersilk]

... I almost choked to death last night ... in my face hole ... and I thought… this is a really embarrassing way to die.

I have this thought multiple times a year.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok I’d like to hear opinions on this…

I have done threeways, and all were very interactive, with all of us playing (except for the MFM one where her boyfriend would completely pretend I wasn't there -- not speak, not make eye contact, just ignore me. Which was even funnier the other times it happened -- his girlfriend liked me, he didn't). But I have done the orgy thing a couple of times, and did not enjoy it. One just sort of happened, and that was better, but the planned one -- with dramatic lighting, a lot of music, the whole thing -- so overstimulating, so over the top, it sort of freaked me out a bit. You get overstimulated and desensitized to it at the same time. And I still remember being almost frozen, convinced that anyone I approached would be "oh, god, no, not you!" That never actually happened, but it absolutely did in my brain (and that shows up in my dreams once and again. Not what you want when you think, "I dreamed about group sex"). I am too much into connection to really enjoy an orgy, but I understand why it works for some people -- a "worshiped and yet used" dichotomy.

On the voyeur point, I go that way, and love watching a partner pleasure herself, but I don't think I would enjoy watching another man with her. A woman, maybe, because I am a sexist pig and women are beautiful.

 

[UnquietDreams]

This scene makes me awestruck at John Woo’s ability to plan and execute a scene?

Woo, especially while making films in Hong Kong, turned gunfights into ballet.