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Can she be my friend.....

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I am envisioning describing that…

“Hi honey, you know that really cool and kinky forum I hang out on? Yeah the one I don’t tell you about because you are super vanilla and don’t even remember having sex, or what it is… well.. want to talk to one of these perves? Don’t be intimidated by the fact they have thought about sex more times in the last 24 hours, than you have in the last 24 months… “

Doesn’t seem like that would end well…
 
I am envisioning describing that…

“Hi honey, you know that really cool and kinky forum I hang out on? Yeah the one I don’t tell you about because you are super vanilla and don’t even remember having sex, or what it is… well.. want to talk to one of these perves? Don’t be intimidated by the fact they have thought about sex more times in the last 24 hours, than you have in the last 24 months… “

Doesn’t seem like that would end well…
I'd go about it differently.....

*Hi honey, I found you a yarn friend"

Yes, I'll make tea and some snacks....
No, honey, she wasn't at the grocery store....
Do you wa.... nt......

Fifteen. Sixteen... Seventeen... EIGHTEEN NINETEEN... TWENTY....

sugar.....

**Throws inanimate object at @Hornymwtxn **
 
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