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[TXRafe]

Is it any wonder fiesty likes you?

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[Neanderthal247]

This has not been my experience. Aside from a little ageism I guess.

No, they're great


I just like busting chops

 

[TXRafe]

He's a black guy that screams at a tv in a crowded bar? Got it!

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

Forgiven. Although I'm still pouting.

Pouting (not poutine stupid autocorrect... I think I live too close to Canadia) is sort of your schtick.

I won't know that I don't wanna see it til I see it. You have told me I can't have something. And now, I want it more.

"There is a rotting corpse over there that has been decomposing for 4 months, you do not want to see it." - Literally anyone.
Chloe, "Where? I have to see!",

hmph, Alabama (apologies to anyone from there)... actually nope. No. It's nothing nice at all. AT ALL.

Same for Oklahoma, that's why we gave it to the Indians. It's why we went all the way to the Pacific and waited until the 20th century to even make Oklahoma a state.

Fucking Bama.

Maybe in some states *cough* Bama *cough* but in Louisiana it is.

Georgia - mixed results
FL panhandle - negative
Alabama - if they were black, yes; white, no
Oklahoma - FUCK NO
Missouri - mostly no

No. Everyone has ruined food for me tonight. I will be on the liquid diet.

See, this is a sign that I recognize when to stop, because I said nothing sarcastic despite those being literally the only thought I could come up with here.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

What? I'm older than you are.

And you were shocked when you learned I was older still

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm picking Brenda’s option because she didn't contribute to the ongoing food wars

And because I love both wine and bubbles

Understandable. I bet Brenda has outstanding wine and bubbles.

 

[BrendaBear]

I didn’t name names. I’m no snitch.

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[BrendaBear]

And you were shocked when you learned I was older still

Yes, I was. Because you seemed... well.... maybe... a little.... immature?

*** runs out of the room giggling away ***

 

[UnquietDreams]

mmm, first dinner...

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Apropos of nothing, I bought this tee shirt.
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[Chloe_Harper]

Pouting (not poutine stupid autocorrect... I think I live too close to Canadia) is sort of your schtick.

Tis true. You get me. Sometimes.

"There is a rotting corpse over there that has been decomposing for 4 months, you do not want to see it." - Literally anyone.
Chloe, "Where? I have to see!",

Well, yea!

Same for Oklahoma, that's why we gave it to the Indians. It's why we went all the way to the Pacific and waited until the 20th century to even make Oklahoma a state.

I'm not a huge fan of Oklahoma either, but I'm biased because the step-monster is from there and never shut up about it.

Georgia - mixed results
FL panhandle - negative
Alabama - if they were black, yes; white, no
Oklahoma - FUCK NO
Missouri - mostly no

I would add to this list, but I don't want to upset other southerners from other states

See, this is a sign that I recognize when to stop, because I said nothing sarcastic despite those being literally the only thought I could come up with here.

I'm just about wine tonight. Food has made me sad. Not your fault on this one.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Just because I’m bored…
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[Chloe_Harper]

Understandable. I bet Brenda has outstanding wine and bubbles.

She also has a lap... idk what your "other places" were, but it makes me call BS on the whole "innocent" thing again...

 

[TXRafe]

Tis true. You get me. Sometimes.

Well, yea!

I'm not a huge fan of Oklahoma either, but I'm biased because the step-monster is from there and never shut up about it.

I would add to this list, but I don't want to upset other southerners from other states

I'm just about wine tonight. Food has made me sad. Not your fault on this one.

you cannot just drink wine...you said you had leftovers of pasta and salad...at least have that and add some protein please...thank you

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Just because I’m bored…
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Kitty!!!!!!!!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

you cannot just drink wine...you said you had leftovers of pasta and salad...at least have that and add some protein please...thank you

 

[cactusjack0584]

Kitty!!!!!!!!

Easy easy…
That’s a danger kitty…
DO NOT TOUCH!!!!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Easy easy…
That’s a danger kitty…
DO NOT TOUCH!!!!

 

[TXRafe]

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[cactusjack0584]

Ah ah ah…
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[Chloe_Harper]

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[Chloe_Harper]

Ah ah ah…
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[TXRafe]

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[cactusjack0584]

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[Chloe_Harper]

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[Chloe_Harper]

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