🌶️💃🏻🎸Brat House: Boobs, Bums and Bedlam🌶️💃🏻🎸

[Chloe_Harper]

No pineapples were harmed.

 

[BrendaBear]

Yes. Referee Chloe called a time out on the food wars and y'all are completely ignoring it ...

Is that what that was???

Sorry honey, I thought you just liked his ass.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I have no context for who Roy Kent is, or why "WHISTLE" is shorthand for "please stop arguing about food."

I said it... I explained it... I linked a whole fucking video clip............









I GIVE UP!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is that what that was???

Sorry honey, I thought you just liked his ass.

Which is understandable, as my ass is fantastic.

 

[BrendaBear]

I have no context for who Roy Kent is, or why "WHISTLE" is shorthand for "please stop arguing about food."

Me neither. But we all know I'm greatly clueless about... oh, everything, really. Where's my guitar?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I really was only trying to tease. Deadpan doesn't translate well in writing, so please know I do apologize if I upset you.

Forgiven. Although I'm still pouting.

The only thing that makes me question your intelligence is your incessant desire to see my pasty, hairy, fat ass!

I won't know that I don't wanna see it til I see it. You have told me I can't have something. And now, I want it more.

This thing can't be accurate, because after spending time in Alabama, the armpit of Alabama (the FL panhandle), and Oklahoma, I firmly believe Alabama and Oklahoma should be tied for last place.

And my sincerest apologies to anyone from either of those states.

hmph, Alabama (apologies to anyone from there)... actually nope. No. It's nothing nice at all. AT ALL.


Fucking Bama.

I will wholeheartedly disagree about the Southern Hospitality trope though. It is not as honest and widespread as people think it is.

Maybe in some states *cough* Bama *cough* but in Louisiana it is.

Have a pineapple pizza?

No. Everyone has ruined food for me tonight. I will be on the liquid diet.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I said it... I explained it... I linked a whole fucking video clip............









I GIVE UP!

I didn't watch the video clip.

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[TXRafe]

Me neither. But we all know I'm greatly clueless about... oh, everything, really. Where's my guitar?

roy kent is an ex football star who becomes an assistant coach...he is crotchety and set in his ways and doesnt like most people or things...he is also allergic to metal in his mouth so instead of using a whistle he just yells..."whistle"

 

[BrendaBear]

I said it... I explained it... I linked a whole fucking video clip............









I GIVE UP!

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[Chloe_Harper]

roy kent is an ex football star who becomes an assistant coach...he is crotchety and set in his ways and doesnt like most people or things...he is also allergic to metal in his mouth so instead of using he whistle he just yells..."whistle"

Thank you

 

[BrendaBear]

I didn't watch the video clip.

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Me neither. And I almost never do. I don't want to stop making wonderful commentary long enough to watch something... especially when I likely won't know who any of these people are anyway.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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Thank you

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Which is understandable, as my ass is fantastic.

Don't forget innocent.
That is important!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I will be on the liquid diet.

All is back to normal

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well, at the risk of getting WHISTLE-d at, I am going to go eat.

 

[BrendaBear]

hmph, Alabama (apologies to anyone from there)... actually nope. No. It's nothing nice at all. AT ALL.


Fucking Bama.

Maybe in some states *cough* Bama *cough* but in Louisiana it is.

Okay... my visiting time was only a few weeks as a kid, staying with family. And then a week or so as an adult at a business meeting/gathering/thingy.

But Alabama was wonderful to me each time I was there, and particularly as an adult, I was amazed at how nice everyone was to me.

Um... dammit! That was actually serious... I better fix this... thinking thinking... um... how to fix it... I know!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/urKv-6tahRoAAAAd/bouncing-boobs.gif

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Well, at the risk of getting WHISTLE-d at, I am going to go eat.

Eyeroll emoji reaction.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

These Brats are vicious

This has not been my experience. Aside from a little ageism I guess.

 

[TXRafe]

mmm, first dinner...

https://www.simpleimageresizer.com/_uploads/photos/48753f5e/1000004508_optimized_250.jpg

 

[TXRafe]

Thank you

this also better explains Roy Kent...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/jH3W8C8EBB0AAAAC/ted-lasso-tedlassogifs.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

This has not been my experience. Aside from a little ageism I guess.

What? I'm older than you are.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

mmm, first dinner...

https://www.simpleimageresizer.com/_uploads/photos/48753f5e/1000004508_optimized_250.jpg

Is it any wonder fiesty likes you?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What? I'm older than you are.

I didn’t name names. I’m no snitch.

 

[BrendaBear]

this also better explains Roy Kent...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/jH3W8C8EBB0AAAAC/ted-lasso-tedlassogifs.gif

He's a black guy that screams at a tv in a crowded bar? Got it!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

This has not been my experience. Aside from a little ageism I guess.